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nudnyekscentryk , in Build up to the greatest hits
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Pro tip: don’t pee before sex to last longer

seumadruga ,

For me is the opposite

build_a_bear_group , in That makes total sense
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Hello, I is Grugg. Welcome to Jackass!

build_a_bear_group , in That makes total sense
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This is why Posadism is wrong, and the aliens have refuse to give us communism.

100_kg_90_de_belin , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

Yahoo ayahuasca

100_kg_90_de_belin , in He's just asking questions

Moon Knight is on Al Sisi’s payroll.

He probably killed Regeni too.

PandaBearGreen , in That makes total sense
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Yakubian devils

xx3r , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

These are bad but God forgive the massgrave of uncreativity that is Yotube comments

EddoWagt ,

First

user224 ,

Second

First ,

First

Nemoychocs ,
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Second

Octopus1348 ,

As someone who makes YouTube comments, I can confirm that this is a 100% true.

HappyMeatbag , in Abe-sama gives advice
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“Hey, baby, the prime minister is telling us to have kids. That’s got me pretty horny. No, he’s not making any significant changes to help take the edge off that massive expense and responsibility, but who cares? I’ll put his speech on loop and turn it up. Let’s fuck.”

MisterMoo ,
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“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

JillyB ,

Japan is trying to change things. I think it’s just really far behind. While I was there, I remember government run/funded dating programs. The government names and shames companies that overwork their employees. But their definition of overwork is probably well beyond ours. The one-employer-for-life mentality is slowly eroding but it’s slow.

pastel_de_airfryer , in I love democracy

Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.

johnnybravo , in I love democracy

Alexandra Daddario as ‘Snow White’ and Cate Blanchett as ‘Evil Queen’.

Roundcat , in Abe-sama gives advice
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Missing picture of Abe holding his stomach: "You had time to make a mother fucking blunderbuss, but not enough to fuck?!"

Addfwyn ,

Yamagami has enough fans now he definitely could, they just need to let him out.

Roundcat ,
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"The only thing I'm interested in 'fucking' is the cult that runs at the underpinnings of this government"

-Yamagami probably.

Duamerthrax , (edited )

His story is amazing. Radicalized by the equivalent of Japan’s alt right, then when he realized that’s who exactly grifted his mother to give away the family wealth, turned his attention to that.

ICastFist ,
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Racialized or radicalized?

So, he fell for the alt-right bullshit, then later realized they were the grifters and scammers, not the filthy gaijin? That culminating in the assassination of Shinzo Abe sounds straight out of a revenge movie

Duamerthrax ,

I can’t find the article that mentioned his shift in political views, but he was a hardcore alt-right type before realizing that’s who swindled his mother.

Here’s an article in the Japanese Times. More or less, different publications all have the same story.

One thing that does change depending on when the article was written is Abe’s connection with the church and the church’s connections to the Japanese and South Korean governments. Police withheld certain details until after the elections and approval ratings for the party dropped after. Generally, people aren’t too happy with that and there was even push back about the government paying for Abe’s funeral.

Uniquitous ,

“You are the one who is fucked now, Abe-kun.”

Gnubyte , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Some habits are best left behind. I’d like to see Lemmy continue to set quality above quantity instead of bow to social trends.

Boeman ,

∆ this right here.

stu ,
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The addition of the delta symbol is exactly the kind of creativity we need around here. I’d give you Lemmy silver if I could afford it.

RupertMcClanahan ,


∆∆

lastweakness ,

Ooh, so much razzle dazzle and minimalism at once

Voyajer ,

New$#&@ can’t triforce

RupertMcClanahan ,

Perfection. ‘Chef’s kiss’

bappity ,

thank you for the delta symbol kind stranger

aquinteros ,

based

queermunist , in Teachers don't understand
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They’re training you to only go to the bathroom during breaks at work.

Kolanaki ,
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My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.

SyJ ,

Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier

VikingHippie , (edited )

Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.

illectrility ,

What about the space?

VikingHippie ,

It can stay as long as it promises to behave.

WarmSoda ,

Time and a half shits on Sundays is great

Gormadt ,
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A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not.

That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.

WarmSoda ,

Shittin the Dream right there. Nice

Gormadt ,
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10/10 would do it again

Rooty ,

I take bathroom breaks whenever I like it at work. School is the only place where you have to have o
permission from an authority figure to relieve yourself. Abolish kid prisons.

queermunist ,
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I work on a production line - in order to take a bathroom break I need someone to break me out and cover for me.

And due to the so-called labor shortage, we’re always short staffed and there’s never anyone available.

Oh say can you seeeee~!

WarmSoda ,

Fuck that. You gotta go you gotta go. I worked in a warehouse that tried that, too. No one stopped me from going anytime. They’d grumble about it, but I’d just ask them where they’ve been after they use the bathroom.

Stories change pretty quick when you turn it on them.

Also, jobs that try to pull that stuff aren’t worth it.

queermunist ,
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Yeah, but there’s this big fucking LCD screen that shows my specific work station’s productivity so I can be tracked second by second and part by part and it’s displayed for everyone to see. My brain worms tell me I have to have green numbers or they’ll kill me (i.e. fire me)

ElmiHalt ,

You need to help yourself if you’re for real

queermunist ,
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It’s probably just catastrophizing. My brain jumps to the worst possible conclusion - if I get fired I won’t be able to find a job that pays well enough to keep my trailer and then I’ll be homeless, etc. And then I’m a sobbing wreck as I work myself into a panic attack, as one does.

Hupf ,

Noone wants to pee anymore

VikingHippie ,

Pretty sure you mean

🎵 Oh say can I pee? My bladder is tight. Soon my bladder will fail lest the urine starts streaming!🎵

potopato ,

When I worked as a waiter I could only take a bathroom break if another waiter could cover me.

Nioxic , in Abe-sama gives advice

How would they have time? They all work 15 hours per day

Mothra ,
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Hmm maybe during the commute?

Roundcat ,
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I mean that's when some get frisky.

ICastFist ,
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According to some, ahem, totally legit drawn stories I’ve read, they do that a lot in trains

NoneOfUrBusiness ,

Okay what? Isn't the average workweek length in Japan only slightly longer than in the West?

red ,

The official work hours, sure. All the unpaid, unreported overtime they have to do, nope.

Addfwyn ,

Technically the work week is the same, not factoring in commutes. Folks who work in Tokyo often live in neighboring cities like Saitama and commute in.

There’s typically a lot of unpaid overtime though. There is the concept of “black companies” that force employees to work up to 100 hours a week. To some degree the government has been trying to crack down on it, and has met with some success, especially with the bigger international. My company is the Japanese branch of a US company, so we are a little better than most, but some of that still happens. I probably work about 45-50 hours a week on the clock on average, plus maybe 2-3 off the clock. I don’t live or work in Tokyo anymore, so my commute is fairly insignificant.

Thankfully the “you have to go out drinking with all of your coworkers after work” thing has mostly fallen by the wayside. Those events still happen, but it is way more acceptable to just…not go.

Source: I have worked in Japan my entire adult life

clubb , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"
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*cue Ride The Lightning solo

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