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frightful_hobgoblin , in Debate this!

So original

velox_vulnus , (edited ) in Queen's Gambit

The only direction she looks nice in is 6 feet deep. Fuck this birch her Majesty.

jabathekek , (edited )
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Are you sure you’re not thinking of Margaret Thatcher? I mean ones an old white fascist lady and the other… wait-

Cosmonauticus ,

Well Thatcher’s family didn’t profit off slavery and colonialism. At least directly…

ProstheticBrain ,

So, you’re in favour after Thatcher then? Because you make it sound like a direct competition.

Cosmonauticus ,

I mean it’s a competition like finding which turd has the most worms in it. Either way you’re studying a piece of shit

ProstheticBrain ,

Or you really like studying worms. But that would be whataboutism wouldn’t it?

Cosmonauticus ,

Ok I have no clue what you’re arguing for or against.

bruhduh ,
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He just awkwardly trying to bait you into conflict

trashxeos ,

I’m arguing for pissing on both of their graves and having a fun time doing it.

jabathekek ,
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In any case it’s Neo-Liberals, all the way down. *shudders

Snailpope , in Queen's Gambit

God save the queen

expatriado ,

that’s how you get zombies

manucode ,
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With their tanks and their bombs

DmMacniel ,
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and their guns

MeatPilot ,
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All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

vzq ,

… and my axe!

uis ,

Axeidents can happen

hakunawazo ,

in your head

manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

The fascist regime!
We love our Queeeen

halferect , in Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

The whole malarkey shit they are trying to push like it’s a great image is so fucking dumb, it would be cute if my grandpa in hospice said it but it’s fucking incredibly out of touch when the president of the United states says it.

Wilzax ,

They can’t deny that he’s older than dirt, might as well lean into the cuter parts about that fact

Iheartcheese OP ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair

Mediocre_Bard ,

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

janus2 , in Murderous Intent
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carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people

Crackhappy , in Landsknecht Energy!!!
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This is such a niche joke, and I am here for it. I once had a landsknecht reenactors guild.

UnfortunateShort , in Debate this!

Technical question: If he would murder both candidates, could he still become president and pardon himself?

kinkles , (edited )
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No law prevents a convicted felon from running or winning the office of the presidency. As for the question of self-pardons, that’s something that everyone on both sides would hotly debate as it’s never been tested before. You would think there’s an obvious answer (he can’t) but unfortunately laws get fuzzy at the very top and decisions are usually dictated by historic precedent (which there is none for this scenario in US politics.)

NegativeInf ,

It depends on if he’s charged with a federal or state charge, and even if federal, there’s still the question of whether he actually can, which would have to be considered by the courts.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I think legally this situation is called The Air Bud Loophole

NoIWontPickAName ,

Why does trump the biggest of them not just eat Biden?

Minarble ,

Is he an idiot?

RealFknNito ,
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Based on Trumps defenders, it’s a legal gray area, so yes.

gibmiser , in Debate this!

Please for the love of country. Make it real

RealFknNito ,
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I feel it. I forgot what it was like. I feel… The Bern.

BigBananaDealer ,
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donald trump does have experience with the WWE. hes in their hall of fame actually

eldavi ,

i sometimes wonder if he wishes he had stayed more of a celebrity than a politician.

Aqarius ,
bodaciousFern ,

The President we need, but not the President we deserve

aviationeast , in Debate this!

Once again I would watch this celebrity death match

Snailpope ,

I love celebrity death match, it was so ridiculous! Still have a copy of the game

AngryCommieKender ,

There was a game? Could you PM me? I’d like an copy honest review.

AngryCommieKender ,

This one, and Kai Winn vs Delores Umbridge. I honestly want to see the second scenario more than the first, but that’s just because I’m firmly convinced that Kai Winn would, “My Child,” Umbridge into defeating herself.

Sam_Bass , in Murderous Intent

Lawsuit incoming

PythagreousTitties , in Murderous Intent

Oh cool. New nightmare setting… thanks.

guilherme , in Nuclear isn't perfect, but it is the best we have right now.
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The Simpsons shows it's safe and efficient 😅

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

One of the saddest bits of the show was when they kinda just gave up talking about socio-economic issues and made the whole show revolve around Homer being a big dumb-dumb.

Some of the harshest criticism they had around nuclear power revolved around its privatization and profitization. A bunch of those early episodes amounted to people asking for reasonable and beneficial changes to how the plant was run, then having to fight tooth and nail with the company boss for even moderate reform.

korda ,

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Don’t forget Blinky, the three eyed fish.

hero.fandom.com/wiki/Blinky_(The_Simpsons)

jordanlund , in Murderous Intent
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“Who was your designer? Hannibal Lecter?”

ssm , (edited ) in Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.
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Pete90 ,
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Killerbean!

ssm ,
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truly a modern classic

Pete90 ,
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Absolutely. It’s one of the more memorable videos from that time.

You’ll get this CD over my dead body. That’s good I was planning it.

LainAlgorithm , in Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

Biden needs that pure old Colombian cocaine.

ShinkanTrain ,

Ask the CIA for some.

BigFatNips ,

They’ve got plenty, so if they’re not just handing it over they must want Trump to win 😂

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