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Tarquinn2049 , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

It is the burger, I’ve had this one a few times today and it was always the burger. Maybe you have something else going on, sometimes adblockers break them. Whether intentionally or not, who knows.

BCsven ,

But the cow might have lived longer than the fridge

TrickDacy , in smoking

How else do you do it?

potentiallynotfelix , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.

wasnt skype shut down or am i tweaking

087008001234 , in Protect yourself friends.

Localized entirely within 20 kilobytes?

jaybone ,

In this sector?

alchemist2023 , (edited ) in smoking

multiple attempts over the years like everyone else who smokes. smoker for 20years but i wanted to quit. life managed to interrupt my attempts fairly regularly but what got me was nicotine chewing gum. that really helped with the addiction so i could focus on separating the act of smoking from the addiction. this worked on so far as i realised I was addicted to chewing gum and had removed the act of smoking. addicted to chewing gum? what a stupid thing to be addicted to! the absurdity was quite clear and I stopped that day. 13 years ago. dabbled here and there but find it gross and disgusting. have vaped a bit of other people’s, and even smoked for a week once. that was disgusting, my body felt awful my lungs hurt and i couldn’t taste anything. so i guess this ramble is too say never give up and try to separate the addiction from the act to make it absurd. good luck

NewDark , in How to get on that hi-po list.

It’s almost like the bank wasn’t designed with you in mind, peasant.

Zagorath , in smoking
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What I don’t understand is how people get addicted to smoking in the first place. It hasn’t been “cool” to smoke in my lifetime. Going near a cigarette as a non-smoker is gross as fuck. Who decides “I don’t care about my health or the gross smell, imma do this thing with no upsides” before being addicted?

Somerefriedbeans ,

Because it’s a drug that gives you a feeling. Some people enjoy the feeling that smoking gives them, the addiction slowly follows after.

The same works for just about any drug. I can assure you that heroin and crack addicts didn’t suddenly decide they wanted to be addicted to those drugs. Curiosity gets the best of people sometimes.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

How do you get that feeling without making a decision to do something really gross? Why did they choose to smoke that first gross death stick?

braxy29 ,

because i was 18, a freshman in college, and just got dumped. i was all down about it and a friend offered me one and i thought, fuck it, why not.

then i bummed another a few days later and so on. bought my own pack within a week.

Facebones ,

All it takes is one low point, friend. I’m glad you’ve never been there around the wrong person at the wrong time but understand that its not just a “hmm I want to smell terrible today ❤️” situation.

triplenadir , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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the correct answer was “any part of the background pattern” because it’s not got a photo of a purchaseable product yet but it will do as soon as more sponsorship deals come in

thefrankring , in We want gay money too
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

Gay money is still money

ryannathans , in Don't look to hard in too our history... please..

Your two toos are the wrong tos

NucleusAdumbens ,

There’s a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

NucleusAdumbens ,

I hope that wasn’t too untowards to you, too

PlexSheep , in smoking

I don’t smoke and I never will and I’m just here to emphasize how disgusting smoking is for non smokers. I literally can hardly breath when someone smokes next to me. Sadly, my nearby city has a lot of smokers.

Whenever I need to pass by someone that smokes, I hold my breath for as long as possible. I understand you’re addicted, but come on, stop using that poison. If not for yourself then for others at least, or maybe at least while in public.

BCsven ,

I hear you. I had cancer in my neck and radiation to the throat, not from smoking ( i am a non smoker), but if I even smell smoke or on a heavy smokers clothing I start coughing. Same with smelling vinegar --go figure

BetterDev ,

My guy they (formerly I) know. After you’re hooked it feels out of your control. It becomes a mechanism your brain uses to alleviate stress or to relax. For me, for a long time, it helped me socialize, as I was alone in a new city, working a serving job. After it became a part of who I was, stopping wasn’t just ceasing buying and smoking cigarettes, it was now changing my identity and my personality.

I’ve quit now but I’m here to tell you its big ask of someone, and you shouldn’t judge folks who try and fail, but treat it as a vallient effort, and encourage them to try again.

I hear you though, having been a non smoker for a few years now I can smell it and I know what you mean. Just try to remember those are real people behind the addiction, and that for those of us old farts, some of us thought it made us look cool, and were led into it, despite the warnings.

PlexSheep ,

I know that. It’s an addiction and I hope people get better.

lemmyseizethemeans , in smoking

Use the gum. Get rid of all the ashtrays. Chew and park it. You can quit but you have to understand it’s forever

synae , in Jumping up the Maslow’s hierarchy
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I thought these were mugs at first, which is a different kind of funny

Varven , in Velociraptor-free workplace
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Is this jurassic park or smth

Godric , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Nice try, robot!

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