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MargotRobbie , (edited ) in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..

It’s times like these that online advertisements need to get creative to get ahead in this never ending adblocking arms race, just like the very subtle advertisement in the car chase scene in the Academy Award nominated film, “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

Foggyfroggy ,

I know right? The other day I was drinking a coke and wondering about side effects of weight loss drugs such as Ozempic, and it occurred to me that advertising could be a lot more creative and subtle.

MargotRobbie ,

But there is something to be said about superliminal messaging as well.

Instead of trying to subtly influence people to watch your movie, why not tell them directly to watch your movie instead?

CoggyMcFee ,

Forget telling you, they should just start playing the movie and bill you

booly ,

Rick Astley has been doing this for years!

zarathustrad ,

Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

iampivot ,

Sneaky upvote!

Potatos_are_not_friends OP , in It happens...

Btw this is a parody account

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

But is it though?

OsaErisXero ,

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

pingveno ,
FiskFisk33 ,

not necessarily

Hildegarde ,

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Musk says he has Asperger’s, so that’d be fair if he also wasn’t a liar.

winterayars ,

…it didn’t even register with me until i read this comment. I didn’t even realize something was amiss. FML.

SomeGuy69 , in Who needs Skynet

Where’s the “If AI destroys humanity, we deserved it”?

HawlSera , in Who needs Skynet

Personally I think AI systems will kill us dead simply by having no idea what to do, dodgy old coots thinking machines are magic and know everything when in reality machines can barely approximate what we tell them to do and base their information on this terrible approximation.

ChapulinColorado ,

Machines will do exactly what you tell them to do and is the cause of many software bugs. That’s kind of the problem, no matter how elegant the algorithm, fuzzy goes in, fuzzy comes out. It was clear this very basic principle was not even considered when Google started telling people to eat rocks and glue. You can’t patch special cases out when they are so poorly understood.

FiskFisk33 , in Who needs Skynet

There are some pretty smart/knowledgeable people in the left camp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ziuPUeewK0

JayDee ,

Miles is chill in my book. I appreciate what he is tackling, and hope he continues.

It seems that there are much worse issues with AI systems that are happening right now. I think those issues should be taking precedent over the alignment problem.

Some of the issues are bad enough right now that AI development and use should be banned for a limited time frame (at least 5 years) while we figure out more ethical ways of doing it. The fact that we aren’t doing that is a massive failure of our already constantly-fucking-up governments.

Umbrias ,

Plenty of smart people are focused on stupid ideas that are useless in general. Plenty of people who only appear smart also do the same.

davel , in I need to achieve this stage, too
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I have died on dumber hills than arguing against 1 + 1 = 5.

FiskFisk33 ,

I have died on dumber hills than arguing for 1 + 1 = 5.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar
thefartographer ,

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

It was going so well until they started about the day count, and I already knew it was over. I hope they’re doing okay now.

someguy3 ,

What’s the tldr?

thefartographer ,

Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah

FiskFisk33 ,

They can’t reach agreement on how many days there are in a week, and everybody is calling everybody else fucking retards while doing it.

FiskFisk33 ,

oh my god thanks for linking that, the full body workout thread is truly painful!

FuryMaker , in Forget it.

Well, Bosnia did attack Croatia in early 90’s didn’t they?

Th4tGuyII , in Forget it.
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

Alright, fine. You can have 20 miles or so, but nothing more. Oh and all the islands around it are still our's.

BarbecueCowboy ,

That’s 20km, only about 12 miles.

ApathyTree , in I'm helping I promise!
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You can make or buy something like this if you can’t do clips.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/8ec2ff73-d2ed-4cbb-aa03-a03d7f762afe.webp

plantedworld ,

What do you build to get the cat into that contraption

Lightfire228 ,

Be calm, gentle, but firm. No build up, no “I’m sorry kitty, don’t be mad” and try not to be tense. Just do it. (If you’re tense, they’re tense)

Use a treat or food to distract the cat, and hold them firmly (preferably, have a second pair of hands, but I manage just fine on my own)

Proceed with the processes, even if the cat complains, or gets a little feisty (back off if they’re ballistic). Let them know (with your body language) that you’re not stopping because they’re unhappy

Also, make sure they have a good footing. Cats get uneasy if they don’t have their feet on something, or if the ground is slippery (like a bathtub)

Put a towel in the bottom of the tub to give them better footing (not the best solution, but it works)

Lightfire228 ,

This one’s a bit of a c/noContext moment

stoy , in I'm helping I promise!

When cats sharpen their claws on wood it keeps them at the right length.

The only time we needed to clip our cat’s claws was when she was getting old and couldn’t sharpen them herself.

We noticed it when she was getting more and more passive, and on a whim we looked ar her claws, they had grown into her pads on her paws, we started cliping them regularly, but only slightly, and she was soon feeling much better.

This happened after and accident when she was out and we thought she got lost, but after a few days she was back in our garden, she was clearly in pain so we took her to the vet and one of her rear legs had been dislocated, it took weeks to get it to heal, and after that event she started having trouble with her claws.

Timecircleline ,

My problem isn’t that they are long. My problem is they are sharp .

VinnyDaCat ,

Yeah, I just snip the tips on the front ones usually. I’ve been doing it since he was little and while he doesn’t appreciate it he has never fought or clawed me in the process of it.

Psythik , (edited )

What do you do when the cat refuses to use scratching posts? No matter the material—cardboard, carpet, rope—she will only scratch the furniture and folded towels. (We even tried wrapping a scratching post in towel material and she still won’t scratch it.)

Obviously we don’t want her destroying the furniture, so we don’t* let her scratch long enough to shorten her nails… wat do?

stoy , (edited )

We never really had this issue, but I would try putting the folded towels in a cupboard with a door. As for furniture you could try and fit some hard plastic over the favourite scratching area so she won’t get a grip with her claws.

We had our cat when we were doing a remodel (still going on at my parents, I still remember when the front porch was ripped out and the big job was starting back in 2000, but even before then the house was being remoddeled.

She loved to scrach against wodden posts so much so that over the years she had scratched away about a third of the equivalent of a twobyfour post.

We let her do that since the post would hold little weight, and it is relatively easy to swap if needed.

Psythik ,

I’ll try the plastic idea; thanks.

Though it still doesn’t solve the issue of her refusing to scratch a designated post. She’ll just find something else. I’ve thought about buying a cheap yoga mat, cutting off a bit and taping it to the floor, cause she seems to enjoy scratching those too when we’re working out and step away for a break.

Lightfire228 ,

Try one of these: a.co/d/08I5FYeD

Cats really only like to scratch on tall and sturdy things like trees or heavy couches

If their post isn’t tall enough, they can’t get a good stretch out of it

If the post tips over easily, they just won’t want to use it (you can also use a heavy weight to keep the base steady, but I find that solution rather cumbersome )

therealzordon ,

Good choice, I bought something like this and within about 2 minutes of having it set up I had 2 cats scratching it. I was worried they wouldn’t touch it.

thorbot ,

Well you double down and assert that your cat and training is superior, and therefore applies to all cats and anyone should be able to do what you do with your cats! Just kidding! accept the reality that everyone’s situation and cats are different!

XCraftMC , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Dankpods moment

dubyakay , in Forget it.

Most living in Bosnia along the Croatian border in the south-west are already ethnic Croatians, and they cross the border unimpeded to Croatia for all its benefits. Those that are not ethnic Croatians are likely ethnic Bosnian there, who cross as unimpeded as well, except they likely give less shit about it because they are just visiting their relatives or enjoying their EUR-bought or built homes during the summer but then go back to Germany to work for the rest of the year.

bassomitron , in Who needs Skynet

But what if we use AI in robots and have them go out with giant vacuums to suck up all the bad gasses?

My climate change solution consultation services are available for hire anytime.

pastel_de_airfryer ,

Careful! Last time I sarcastically posted a stupid AI idea, within minutes a bunch of venture capitalists tracked me down, broke down my door and threw money at me non stop for hours.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Robots figuring out that without humans releasing gas their job is a lot more efficient could cause a few problems.

Tryptaminev ,

Don’t worry, they will figure out that without humans releasing gasses they have no purpose, so they will cull most of the human population but keep just enough to justify their existence to manage it.

Although you don’t need AI to figure that one out. Just look at the relationships between the US intelligence and military and “terrorist groups”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Don’t worry, they will figure out that without humans releasing gasses they have no purpose, so they will cull most of the human population but keep just enough to justify their existence to manage it.

Unfortunately this statement also applies to the 1%. And the “just enough” will get smaller and smaller as AI and automation replace humans.

someguy3 , in Who needs Skynet

Robot farts?

ryannathans ,

Robot tax

kubica , in Forget it.

While not having any idea of their history, seeing how they ended up it seems rude to even ask.

Z3k3 ,

I’ll be honest. you’re better not asking en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakup_of_Yugoslavia

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

They can have a little bit of sea, as a treat(y).

https://sovereignlimits.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/04/BIH_HRV_web.jpg

Still, it is completely surrounded by Croatia’s claims, and located in the narrow Bay of Mali Ston that Croatia already has a bridge over, so if Bosnians get naughty again they can just turn their sea access into a lake just by dumping enough sand/clay/silt from the existing bridge.

https://banjaluka.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20160516173547_369738.jpg

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

They can have a little bit of sea, as a treat(y).

Omfg, this line killed me xD

idegenszavak ,

Other 2 answers describe current situation, but the origin is much older. In 1699 Repubublic of Ragusa (now Dubrovnik) ceded Neum to the Ottoman Empire, to prevent land attack from Venice, as Dalmatia was part of Venice that time. Than BiH and Croatia just inherited the borders.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neum#History

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