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tiredofsametab , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

I'll make up for it since I'm usually 3x/day.

Yawweee877h444 ,

Usually? Wtf is your diet like bro

AstralPath ,

Might not be diet. Might be IBS.

ryannathans ,

Which is usually a food intolerance to a very obscure sugar, additive or peptide

tiredofsametab ,

Two to three meals a day, almost no snacks, generally a decent amount of fiber. Mom's basically the same and I think grandmother was. Mom has been diagnosed with various forms of IBS. Dad has Celiac's and a DNA test I took said increased risk.

If I go keto, almost all the issues disappear. Trying to do that is basically impossible whilst living with my wife because I can't just not make food and not keep anything I shouldn't eat in the house (my willpower eventually crumbles when I'm busy or stressed).

not_that_guy05 ,

Same, I drop about 5 deuces a day. Might be IBS might be lactose intolerant, who knows.

yogthos , in ARE TANKIES CONSPIRING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME ON LEMMY.ML?
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pingveno , in Airport security be like

If you want to skip having a big ass bag full of liquids, many products are available in solid form. Toothpaste comes in tablets, shampoo comes in bars, and shave lotion also is available in bars. Then you can save your liquid quota for what really matters, like a wide assortment of personal lubricants.

lemmy_nightmare ,
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😂😂😂

Meowie_Gamer , in Get rich quick
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Nvidias being pretty smart here ngl

This is the ai gold rush and they sell the tools.

Meltrax ,

Yes that’s the meme.

Karyoplasma , in Big scared

Don’t push alpha to production, silly.

puppy ,

So alpha males are males who are unrefined and flawed? 🤔

samus12345 ,
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Beta males must be further along in development, then.

RizzRustbolt ,

Gold males used to be pretty damn good. Now they’re just as buggy as the rest, and usually need a few patches on release day.

samus12345 ,
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“A delayed male is eventually good, but a rushed male is forever bad.”

ekZepp , in Big scared
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The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs are simply families

scientificamerican.com/…/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a…

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Baboons act more like that, you know primates like us.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Bonobos, primates like us and more closely related than baboons, do not.

Shou ,

I mean. They are a matriarchy. So one could say the oldest is the alpha female. Who only accepts a new female in the group if she’s able to sexually satisfy the matriarch. And in case you want to see what bonobo gay sex looks like… don’t. It looks like two sopping tumors rubbing against each other.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Oh thank god the tumors aren’t dry.

ekZepp ,
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…There are a range of animal behaviors out there, and just because humans choose to identify with some more than others doesn’t mean we have to.

discovermagazine.com/…/the-science-of-alpha-males…

FlashMobOfOne , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
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Same.

I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.

variants ,

Man that’s such a good idea, I need to invest in a bathroom briefcase, with a built in cyberdeck and subwoofer

FlashMobOfOne ,
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LOL

Sounds awesome.

Num10ck ,

fannypacks

klemptor , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
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Aw, I hope mizu is doing well 💛

davel , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
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Ask any opioid partaker and they’ll tell you that’s not how it works.

velox_vulnus ,

Tell me more, I’m all ears.

davel ,
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I’m not really the person to ask when it comes to firsthand experience, but the longer the load hangs out the chute, the more it becomes desiccated, dense, and immotile.

ryannathans ,

Ya, the colon absorbs moisture from shit the longer it sits there

klemptor ,
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I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.

ArmoredThirteen , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

Yo I got surgery on the 6th and it took until yesterday for my digestive tract to wake up enough to poop again

MNByChoice , (edited ) in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel

“Nut Job” is the same. Watched 5 minutes, then vowed to never tell the children about it.

Edit: I mean the sequel.

Varven OP ,
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I forgot about this movie

veni_vedi_veni , in Never forget what they took from us...

And then you play Xcom 2 and realize that Dota 2 was meditative by comparison

EchoCT ,

99%? Are you sure?

drunkpostdisaster ,

I feel like I can handle being shot at by aliens better than most xcom operatives

samus12345 , in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel
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Never heard of it. Streaming only? looks it up

Streaming only.

bonn2 ,

Don’t worry you are better off thinking there isn’t one

Varven OP ,
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Fr

Imgonnatrythis , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

The things I would do to your finger…

grrgyle , in Never forget what they took from us...

What did they take from us? I haven’t played an online game in years now.

OttoVonNoob OP , (edited )

I’ve been hmming and hawing in answering this. But I’m out for dinner and bored. So alot games original vision is to be a single player experience but then online features or an online overhaul is shoved by the aboves. IE SimCity was considered unplayable by thr online features, anthem was originally designed to be single player but was completely redone, etc etc.

grrgyle ,

Yeah I see that. I remember the disappointment of sim city.

It could be I don’t follow games close enough to see what I’m missing. I find more SP games popping up in my feeds / friend recommendations than I could ever hope to play.

I definitely feel like mainstream AAA/AAAA and even iii to a certain extent have been progressively enshittified. But I’ve been at this a while, so I’ve seen how it’s gone this way as more and more money got brought to bare on games.

The moment someone who wasn’t involved in actually making some part of the game was expecting a fat return on investment was the moment the wheel of shit started to turn.

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