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NigelFrobisher , in Time to take red flags to the next level

All my exes are bash commands.

slazer2au , in Mistakes were made

Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.

Alexstarfire ,

Why not both?

Etterra , in Time to take red flags to the next level

Well they tried lowering the bar but have that up once their shovels hit bedrock. Might as well go up instead.

herrcaptain , in You wanted AI, didn't you

I’m not defending AI, but I’ve seen Excel manage worse on its own. Granted, it’s almost always my fault for not fully understanding the enigmatic systems that power its logic.

jubilationtcornpone ,

It’s amazing what you can do with Excel if you know how. It makes it so easy to analyze complex data sets, accidentally summon the Dark Lord, create pivot tables and graphs, etc.

HobbitFoot ,

accidentally summon the Dark Lord

You’ve tried to use Excel as a database too, huh?

jubilationtcornpone ,

Lol no that just summons a few demons. When you write an entire “application” in VBA and use hidden worksheets as the “database”, then try to share it with the entire organization via a shared drive, then and only then will the gates of hell open and Satan himself come forth.

indepndnt ,

Oh. That explains the earthquakes.

TexasDrunk ,

But have you tried using Excel as the back end database for a poorly designed Access front end?

MelodiousFunk ,

The last application I wrote in VBA/Excel is still running 24/7 on a big screen in the command center of a company that was purchased for several billion dollars.

And yes, there are multiple database sheets. Filled with data scraped from another database. Data that was being written down on paper before I arrived and decided to learn VBA instead of develop permanent hand cramps.

4am ,

So…much…Visual Basic….

ilinamorato ,

Whoa whoa whoa! The world is already in rough enough shape without you creating pivot tables

GeneralEmergency ,

This is an old picture with the AI caption added.

Bertuccio ,

That’s some Stockholm Syndrome talk right there.

01189998819991197253 , in Time to take red flags to the next level
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Well, none of my exes work, because I ditched Windows.

PoolloverNathan ,

You should drink some wine.

01189998819991197253 ,
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I prefer to FLOSS lol

Reddfugee42 , in Oppencraft

The Horadric Cube is real

umbrella , (edited )
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He had quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube.

deegeese , in Guess I'll just burn

One thing I remember from physics is if you have to guess, the most common answer is zero.

sharkfucker420 ,
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As a physics major this is very true. The answers are always 0, 1, or π

captainlezbian ,

No e?

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Only if you are blowing shit up.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,

If your signal looks like f(t) = K•u(t)e^at with u(t) = {1 if t≥0, 0 else}:

  • If Real(a) > 0, then your signal will eventually blow up.
  • If Real(a) < 0, then you signal will not blow up. In fact, your signal will have a maximum absolute value of |K|, and it will approach zero as time goes on.
  • If Real(a) = 0, it is either a complex sinusoid or a constant. In either case, it is bounded with maximum absolute value of |K|. It very much does not blow up.

So e pops up all the time in stable systems and bounded signals because the function e^at solves the common differential equation dx/dt = ax(t) with x(0)=1 regardless of the value of a, particularly regardless of whether or not the real part of a causes the solution to blow up.

sharkfucker420 ,
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Usually it is e^t or something similar

Coreidan , in Mistakes were made

Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea

DeaDvey , in Dunes vs Star Wars

My friend, who has never watched Star Trek, was convinced it was Star Wars ripoff.

grue ,
Taleya ,

My personal faves are the claims that the cybermen are ripping off the borg and that Pratchett’s Unseen University is a hogwarts copy.

WhiteRabbit_33 ,

And Battle Royale totally ripped off Hunger Games

crmsnbleyd , in Not cool
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It is really good though guys

Hadriscus ,

you can stay

thefrankring , in Mistakes were made
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INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.

GardenVarietyAnxiety , in Who could have seen this coming except for people warning about it for decades

Yeah, okay buddy. I suppose next you’re gonna tell me climate change is real, huh?

Skullgrid , in Mistakes were made
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“FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE” uses them.

It might probably be “unabe to eat diarrhea” on purpouse

Aremel ,

Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

toynbee ,

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I’m not here to judge.

hydrospanner ,

The only cure for “unable to eat diarrhea” is to put the patient into an induced comma.

can , in Just like the game

I just lost the game

ryannathans ,

I too lost the game

DataDisrupter , in Dunes vs Star Wars

You might want to consider looking up “Jodorowsky’s Dune” for a bit more insight into how… huh… let’s say “influenced” Star Wars (and others for that matter) was by Dune overall.

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