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figjam ,

“I am told, these things are groceries”

mjhelto ,

Haha the only thing they had to change between 2016 and now is replacing Pence with Vance and adding an exclamation point to the slogan.

…Holy shit… Is that why they picked Vance for VP? So they could save money on signs and shirts?

asexualchangeling ,

That’s been my theory since he was announced.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I think they just like to avoid multisyllabic words with their base.

jpreston2005 ,

multi syllable names are for minorities, can’t get the base confused on who to hate vs idolize!

Worx ,

I’ve got some bad news for you about the name “Donald”

MonkderVierte , (edited )

Imagine, product placement in politics!

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Dude Goya did this

Notyou ,

I kinda like it when he does this. It lets me know which products to not buy. I skip over Goya when I’m looking for beans.

waterSticksToMyBalls ,

Exactly, it’s just like thin blue line bumper stickers. It lets you know who to never let merge.

realitista ,

That’s how he gets his funding now.

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

His handlers told him to talk about more kitchen table issues, so he brought a kitchen table.

inbeesee ,

“And don’t get me started on folding tables guys”

The crowd cheers and froths at the mouth

AA5B ,

They’re the work of the devil. They always used to say they fold, but now suddenly they’re tables? Are they tables or do they fold? Why don’t they know what they are?

inbeesee ,

Crooked folding tables is what I call em. And a lot of people will say they never stand up right. They’ll tell you, “I never trust those folding tables”. They’re losers. Total losers

FiniteBanjo ,

“I think we actually need more tax. Putty Tacks, for school teachers! And Mexico should pay for them!”

DancingBear ,

Inflation!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Folger’s missed a great opportunity when coffee enemas became a fad. Slogan could have been “The best part of waking up, is Folger’s up your butt.”

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Chock full o’Butts

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Starbutts and Donkin’ could get in on it.

werefreeatlast ,

And again, let’s talk about social security, with Folgers, social security can’t fail. Social security will wake up every day to the gree aroma of Folgers coffee and Folgers coffee will bring up it’s game! With Folgers coffee and honey nut Cheerios, well also fix all of our homeless. Honey nut Cheerios and Folgers for breakfast give the homeless the energy they need to get thru their day.

slurpeesoforion ,

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

werefreeatlast ,

Oh I wasn’t trying to impersonate the president this time. That’s illegal. Right? I mean I had this big big guy come up to me this morning, crying the big guy. He says, to me: daddy can you pass me the honey nut Cheerios please and Folgers. I’ll never forget right? Because he was saying it. And when I heard it. When I heard it, it was big to me. Big news like Hilary’s emails.

MaxPow3r11 ,
Wes4Humanity ,

Just letting us know what not to buy ever again

FiniteBanjo ,

Goddamnit I liked honey bunches of oats.

Wes4Humanity ,

Good news! Post people donate heavily to Dems and not much to Republicans… Not sure about the dark money though… No idea why he’s got breakfast there… Think he might be losing it

GiddyGap ,

Any chance their campaign just randomly grabbed stuff from the grocery store and put them there? Not sure the companies approved of this display. They do the same thing with music at Trump rallies. They just assume they can use it.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

Wtf is the message here supposed to be?

“vote for fascism. Fascism has better coffee”

Mammothmothman ,

But folgers is not good coffee

Wes4Humanity ,

They probably did… Folgers and Jimmy Dean are pretty right-wing, but Post gives mostly to Dems according to open secrets… I don’t know about the others

cybercitizen4 ,

It’s from a clip where Trump is showing the price changes for the items everyday Americans purchase, there were more tables with toilet paper, bread, milk, cheese, etc. He was saying that Kamala Harris was responsible for how expensive everything got and that it would continue if she wins.

GiddyGap ,

Sure, I understand that. Just not so sure that the companies approved the use of their products as props.

Sabata11792 ,

How long till he wears a Spirit Halloween branded tie?

HootinNHollerin ,

He’s showing you which products to never buy again

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

Good time to see which politician companies support. Check out the lemmy community !goodsuniteusOr the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) or site www.goodsuniteus.com

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ampersandcastles ,

Capitalists supporting capitalist supporters? I’m shocked.

eleefece ,
@eleefece@lemmy.world avatar

This looks like a scene of a satire dystopian movie, like robocop or the running man…

Spezi ,

It‘s literally Idiocracy

frazorth ,

Nope Idiocracy is far more optimistic.

Remember, they found our someone was more intelligent so they gave him the job of fixing the country.

fitjazz ,

Or Idiocracy

AA5B ,

Hey, cool, I use some of those! Not the coffee: wtf is with instant coffee? Do most people really still use that when a basic drip machine is so cheap and ubiquitous.

And the Jimmy Dean “Hot” is usually better tasting, unless you have someone who needs the mild

zalgotext ,

That’s not instant, those are tubs of pre-ground coffee.

I’d take instant over those brands made in a drip machine though.

leggettc18 ,

What brands would you buy? I’m looking to branch out

zalgotext , (edited )

I don’t have a specific brand recommendation, but if you want to absolutely max out your coffee experience, try to find a local roaster or coffee shop that stocks freshly roasted whole beans. Most places like that will offer to grind beans for you too, if you don’t have your own grinder at home.

The main problem with those giant pre-ground tubs is that they’re almost certainly stale. The longer coffee sits, the more it loses flavor, or develops off-flavors, and pre-round coffee stales even quicker than whole beans. So if you can’t find anything locally roasted near you, look for whole beans with a roast date somewhere on the package, ideally within the last two weeks or so.

Edit: typo

Psythik ,

Drip coffee takes too long and most people are too lazy/dumb to figure out how to schedule the coffee machine (if their machine even has that feature at all).

To maximize my sleep, I give myself a 15 minute window to get up and get to work. I don’t drink coffee, but if I did, I’d go with instant. Just heat up the water and stir in the coffee mix. Takes less than 2 minutes.

AA5B ,

I have to admit to k-cups. Horribly wasteful with the packaging but oh so convenient and much better than instant

I save my good coffee for the weekends when I can slow down and enjoy the process rather than impatiently wait

KingOfSuede ,

That’s why I used to do, but I was given a reusable K-Cup filter thing that just holds ground beans and is washable/reusable. All of the benefits of quick coffee and none of the waste!

HowManyNimons ,

Add another 30 seconds and you could have had Aeropress.

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