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FooBarrington ,

Condom, never used.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Musk still rich

chevy9294 ,

My Arch broke.

Johanno ,

Use nixos

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

btw

TheDeepState ,

Reddit still going.

explodicle ,

Back to work.

Etterra ,

Here’s our winner.

GreatAlbatross ,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

Back to office.

hemko ,

Liberty is kil

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/79b1138b-55aa-46c9-9c97-fb34370c7472.webp

idiomaddict ,

We never learn

Vailliant ,

Alarm clock ringing

udon ,

Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

Eiri ,

German is cheating!

Tar_alcaran ,

Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!

null ,

Need baby shoes?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Stained baby shoes

doleo ,

That you, Hemmingway?

SpaceNoodle ,

*Hemmmingway

null ,

Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

For sale: baby shoes, too small.

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?

And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”

Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

null ,

It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

doleo ,

Am I missing the point?

Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

slaacaa ,

then who was shoe?

GluWu ,

I loved you

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

“She preferred him.”

I don’t think I like this game.

Enkrod ,

In our bed?!

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

baby, no shoes

0laura ,
@0laura@lemmy.world avatar

no shoes, baby…

garbagebagel ,

Never shoes, baby

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

baby, never worn

udon ,

Actually, it’s GNU/Linux

_____ ,

I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny

Chakravanti ,

That’s not sad.

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