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udon ,

Actually, it’s GNU/Linux

_____ ,

I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny

Chakravanti ,

That’s not sad.

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Dick went flaccid.

LazerFX ,

Been there too

absGeekNZ ,
@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz avatar

Technically not cannibalism!

blackn1ght ,

burnt my toast

Trainguyrom ,

I’m on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:

Toast got cold Toast without butter

Got_Bent ,

She died first

Somsphet ,

Now I’m sad

Cordyceps ,

God creates man

SteveXVII ,

Donald Trump exists

KingJalopy ,

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!

SteveXVII ,

It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)

cordlesslamp ,

The condom broke.

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Want to KMS?

No, better

Failed suicide attempt

Noodle07 ,

Suicide attempt 12

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If you’re on number 12 and still here you’re lifes a comedy, not a tragedy

Noodle07 ,

Oof

cosmictrickster ,
@cosmictrickster@lemmy.world avatar

Four more years.

lath ,

Brown bathroom walls.

Generalteetius01 ,

Thai chili curry.

null ,

Need baby shoes?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Stained baby shoes

doleo ,

That you, Hemmingway?

SpaceNoodle ,

*Hemmmingway

null ,

Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

For sale: baby shoes, too small.

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?

And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”

Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

null ,

It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

doleo ,

Am I missing the point?

Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

slaacaa ,

then who was shoe?

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Mustache jizz giveaway

FooBarrington ,

Condom, never used.

OmegaMouse ,
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

Out of coffee

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.

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