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sharkfucker420 ,
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Done almost all of these atleast once

ChicoSuave ,

Chaotic evil would be a box of socks. Will it clog the toilet? Will it be effective? Will any even be used? Who cares, it’s not my problem.

KISSmyOS ,

Chaotic evil would just be normal toilet paper.
I’m purely selfish and only care about my own advantage, so I sure as hell don’t want you to smear your shit wherever when you’re sitting on the toilet in my house.

Socks, sandpaper or duct tape would be “stupid evil”.

independantiste ,
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When you have a cat lawful evil really helps with “finding out the mf had a lot of fun during the night and completely destroyed this brand new roll”

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
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Brother do you know what true neutral means

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.

QualifiedKitten ,

I am very much “lawful good” to “lawful neutral” in general, but when I’m fostering kittens, the TP has to go in the cabinet above the toilet. Where does that land?

CaptainEffort ,

Kittens truly bring out the evil in all of us

phorq ,

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

partial_accumen ,

Its not just about quantity but effort too.

  • Lawful good has of a full roll on the spindle with no backup is technically the minimum good. No points deducted for that, but no points earned.
  • Neutral good still has a partial roll on the spindle, but they also went to the extra effort to provide an additional backup roll. Extra points for extra effort of supplying an additional roll when they didn’t have to.
Battle_Masker ,
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I’d change lawful good to chaotic good and make lawful good a combination of it and chaotic neutral. that’s what I’ve always done at work when it was my turn to clean the bathrooms

FreshLight , (edited )

I need flushable and non-flushable wet wipes on this.

Edit: I did not know that in some parts of the world “flushable wet wipes” and “wet toilet paper” are not synonymous and learned that e.g. the USA has a problem with companies being allowed to advertise their wet wipes as “flushable” not because it is okay to flush them but because one is able to.

B1naryB0t ,

It’s not recommended to flush any wet wipes and companies that put flushable get away with it because you physically can flush the product

shalafi ,

I can flush 'em. God knows how fast the septic tank would fill up though.

FreshLight , (edited )

I do not know where you are from but if the flushable wet wipe, that is called “wet toilet paper”(translated) here, almost completely falls apart without the support of a sheet of normal tp, I am pretty sure that it’s okay to flush it. Feel free to check out this product page.Edit: The link seems to be down now. No idea why. There are a lot of other examples, though. Here’s the archived link.

LwL ,

Those are probably fine, yeah. Though germany has just as much of an issue with “flushable” wet wipes to my knowledge. I’ve certainly never encountered actually flushable ones in the wild.

Really cool product though, needs to become more widespread (or just bidets lol)

balderdash9 OP ,

where would you put them

Jessica , (edited )

The trash? That’s what I do. They create fatbergs as strong as stone that destroy your cities infrastructure: m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ECz4NPPf8

peopleproblems ,

Ah so it’s not my problem it’s the city tax payers problem. Oh wait

FreshLight ,

They create fatbergs (…) that destroy your cities infrastructure

So it would be in one of the evil panels for you as well?

Kusimulkku ,

You put the shit wipes in the trash? Nasty

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

also, the shit TP goes in the trash as well, in most of the world.

(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

Kusimulkku ,

That’s nasty too

(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

And definitely not the level we have

FreshLight ,

I’d replace lawful neutral with the image from lawful good and use lawful good to add one or two packages of wet toilet paper.

The non-flushable wet wipes alongside an empty roll could get added to the chaotic evil panel.

And the chaotic neutral panel doesn’t get anything.

pancakes ,
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They’re both neutral evil since neither are flushable.

FreshLight ,

Doesn’t the problem stem from the fact that they are flushable?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

kleenex is too good, should be replaced for sandpaper

gibmiser ,

There is exactly 1 sheet in the box

ummthatguy ,
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https://y.yarn.co/faa6f451-c914-4e5c-950d-02bf5aa7e827_text.gif

peto ,

It’s not just the discomfort it causes to the user, it’s how high quality, non-dissolving paper fucks the sewer system for everyone.

balderdash9 OP ,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/337f9a25-08ed-48d2-9673-be1ad0e1e90c.webp

steal_your_face ,
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I’ve had friends that used coffee filters because they forgot to buy TP :/

MeDuViNoX ,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f2327429-a990-4267-9756-860e07162e07.jpeg

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