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Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

Yokozuna ,

Taco

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s our exclusive, for regulars only.

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clark ,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e6ff84d1-ef08-42c9-bb07-8dce84a1d7d9.jpeg

aggelalex ,

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

spaghetti_hitchens ,

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

aggelalex ,

I wanna see passion, an entire sea gasping for freedom in the existence and being of a human being, trying to avoid the jaws of death, while man is just indifferent to the sea’s pleas. Think the roles of a man and the sea, reversed.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

When in the morning you are still having a lingering vision of you night’s dream while gargling in the bathroom.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8e7872d4-3bd2-4d82-9c86-7dc77584703a.jpeg

aggelalex ,

Amazing. Thank you.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Chicken Wings!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8fe48bfb-d393-4a6f-ae97-e50bc9ee281d.jpeg

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Well chickens eat egg shells

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.

salvaria ,

Android turtle emoji

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/292bc5c5-0dcd-4883-a1fd-79cbd91acd05.jpeg

nightwatch_admin ,

“Yoghurtzilla” спасибо

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Пожалуйста, приходите ещё.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I initially thought it’s a response to some other picture, lol.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/360cefec-d553-4973-a5f7-3a28b09529b3.jpeg

nightwatch_admin ,

Thanks, спасибо! I love it

yemmly ,

What the abyss sees.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mostly clueless humanoids who look extra derpy from that angle. The whole shenanigan of ‘and then the void glanced back’ is based on people seeing their untidy hairy nostrils reflected on it’s surface.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c76f5483-ee0a-4167-889d-f370fb9dfb16.jpeg

hanke ,

Take any photo from my posts and draw a replica of it!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I liked your duck.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/42dd55fa-80f5-41a3-999a-aa0c693a456a.jpeg

hanke ,

Beautiful, thank you very much. Will print and have on desk.

figjam ,

2 trains a diesel and a steam locomotive fighting each other.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

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Fades ,

How the fuck we supposed to know which small fandoms you don’t know???

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/969fc675-14c2-4507-af5f-c8fa1ad6da0e.jpeg

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

128x32 monochrome adidas wallpaper for vape please, do as funny or/and edgy as you please

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Iconic Adidas three lines plus the awkward smoke semi-circles.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/dbf6df4b-ec30-426a-8b63-e50f9f415060.jpeg

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you)

AVincentInSpace ,

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m not mainstream! Not at all.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cb273849-35e0-4e27-8bc0-730637e21d4b.jpeg

Maven ,

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

This clown passed too much time before replying.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7e8b262e-bff0-4c45-b51c-e95da16f24f1.jpeg

PenisWenisGenius ,

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c9698850-b138-4209-a1fb-2744c94acb03.jpeg

CaptainBasculin ,

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve tried to figure out what’s with it having a forward-facing anus (was it a belly-button?) until my time ran out. So there it is, an irregularly placed cat anus. I believe your gods would torment you for accidentally starting my furry porn artist career.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9d27546-ca30-407b-88b4-2f5d2a193812.jpeg

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