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Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

TxzK ,

Your credit card number + pin

mr_satan ,
@mr_satan@monyet.cc avatar

Bold of you to assume we have credit cards

drathvedro ,

Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/840fe3bf-9208-4052-8074-e27599dd623b.webp

GregorTacTac ,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

We have cryptocurrency

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are welcome.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/625b00ca-d65f-4bdb-90d9-2db3a29d5f0f.jpeg

Cano ,

Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself

Guadin ,
@Guadin@k.fe.derate.me avatar

I'm sorry man. You're the best. Don't give up.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don’t notice that.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6f947e8b-eb22-47ec-ad15-ea1658e9e1a7.jpeg

Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.

yemmly ,

Isn’t this The Scream?

blackbrook ,

Reminds me of the reddit mascot…

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a valid question. I’d come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I’m pretty damn serious.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b41490aa-17b7-4d18-91a9-5b7b572c4094.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cfe9c132-5f73-46bb-b615-2891753dbb70.jpeg

Cano , (edited )

Thank you for the drawing! I’ll check that band out later

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Many of their songs aren’t light and touch topics like toxic masculinity, violence, hatred, burnout, but there’s one I find very fitting.

If someone talks to you

The way you do to you

I’d put their teeth through

Love yourself!

IDLES - Television

Wofls ,

A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there’s a goat standing on top of the reactor of course

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Our Ma said we aren’t allowed around these places.

It’s so warm, it’s welcoming. Why don’t you step closer and touch it yourself?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9a91fd4f-9126-47af-8ca4-7b0ed2c9fddc.jpeg

(I’m not that clever to draw a reactor right)

Wofls ,

It’s beautiful.

FlihpFlorp ,

a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5c6a5a99-30bf-4edb-b2d3-c3e20f6b98f6.jpeg

FlihpFlorp , (edited )

wondrous

brown567 ,

A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/2fd11c9b-a53a-444a-87c8-eed9dd8ef5fb.jpeg

brown567 ,

Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a3058dda-cec3-445f-ad07-820c300d67af.jpeg

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Sounds like AI with extra steps.

Guadin ,
@Guadin@k.fe.derate.me avatar

So better?

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s that?

Extra steps.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c1ec3cad-1631-4ea3-8147-f8db1e5f89b1.jpeg

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

https://swg-empire.de/pictrs/image/d763f311-cbae-4c03-8f11-b5bf926e9319.gif

nightwatch_admin ,

отлично, очень хорошо

ted ,

Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

pythonoob ,

So just a normal Russian drawing on lemmy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a circle. I mean, cycle. I can’t excite you anymore.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ad705825-dde5-4361-ac85-a8f5606538d5.jpeg

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Do a little rat pirate with a sword

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

A little surprise.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4688d3e1-b461-47fc-8e4f-45e57acc5c2f.jpeg

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Yay rat pirate

papalonian ,

Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f12012ec-2a34-4d55-b399-8a11b6add311.jpeg

papalonian ,

Adorable. And sad.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Many people think otherwise.

And, despite our initial feelings, this sadness colors our happiness brighter when we are to stomp these meatbags.

iiGxC ,

Self portrait

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/81c2a0c0-0552-46c1-a01f-6a1e2c4f7818.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I thought you were the God of Lemmy.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am merely her prophet.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a tough cookie.

Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

  1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
  2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
  3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/011be823-fd68-451b-8426-5c78ac241c00.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.

RandomVideos ,

A english to english translator

Wearing a hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/96e418f2-ba56-4adc-8113-b854811417db.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Love me some shitty star trek art

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e7b8bdc4-ef6c-49f5-8795-faf5a1b2049f.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol

owatnext ,

Prompt meme:

Oh no! Anyway…

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

why

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/972be058-1514-44c3-98d3-5a9419ee9da7.jpeg

owatnext ,

Anyway…

No clue just have had it stuck in my head.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

whatever

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/dbee5abf-068b-4601-8711-e0f9b6950fd7.jpeg

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