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Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Chicken Wings!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8fe48bfb-d393-4a6f-ae97-e50bc9ee281d.jpeg

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Well chickens eat egg shells

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.

salvaria ,

Android turtle emoji

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/292bc5c5-0dcd-4883-a1fd-79cbd91acd05.jpeg

CaptainBasculin ,

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve tried to figure out what’s with it having a forward-facing anus (was it a belly-button?) until my time ran out. So there it is, an irregularly placed cat anus. I believe your gods would torment you for accidentally starting my furry porn artist career.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9d27546-ca30-407b-88b4-2f5d2a193812.jpeg

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

Lobster

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ac2ff8b1-4ef8-4c50-a2a7-71f13d416a6c.jpeg

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

You went above and beyond

Feathercrown ,

A gremlin with a bomb

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/df119ccf-821f-4bd7-b02f-8f0fd3b6a437.jpeg

Feathercrown ,

Beautiful

nightwatch_admin ,

“Yoghurtzilla” спасибо

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Пожалуйста, приходите ещё.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I initially thought it’s a response to some other picture, lol.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/360cefec-d553-4973-a5f7-3a28b09529b3.jpeg

nightwatch_admin ,

Thanks, спасибо! I love it

ted ,

Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

pythonoob ,

So just a normal Russian drawing on lemmy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a circle. I mean, cycle. I can’t excite you anymore.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ad705825-dde5-4361-ac85-a8f5606538d5.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Love me some shitty star trek art

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e7b8bdc4-ef6c-49f5-8795-faf5a1b2049f.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a293cd53-d766-4347-9e11-d698917c74c3.jpeg

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly

Skua ,

Small fandoms? There is a delightful youtube channel called Colganology in which an eccentric old English man documents his craft projects and whatever else is on his mind. I discovered him because of his series in which he builds a bunch of absolutely terrible musical instruments out of random bits and bobs that he has lying around. I would very much appreciate a depiction of his mighty war horns intimidating his enemies

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I said no niche fandoms.

But here it is, since I found this channel amusing.

Timecode of a reference: youtu.be/NzWjCkgG9bE?si=sNM-vpjBqiaM18eJ&t=22

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9f64f6f0-afb4-40f8-adc4-d4f2c3d3b035.jpeg

Skua ,

Oh my bad, I totally misunderstood what you meant. Excellent drawing though

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Let’s say it was a decent recomendation that occured there by chance (:

Rereading my rules after your reply I find them, ehm, very awkwardly worded. Every excluded thing is connected by AND so order doesn’t matters, and if you read ‘things we don’t want on Lemmy’ and then niche fandoms, bigotry and CSAM, it means these are things not included in the first, or things ‘we’ want on Lemmy lol. I’m not in the position to point at a light misunderstanding after THAT fuck up :D

yemmly ,

What the abyss sees.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mostly clueless humanoids who look extra derpy from that angle. The whole shenanigan of ‘and then the void glanced back’ is based on people seeing their untidy hairy nostrils reflected on it’s surface.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c76f5483-ee0a-4167-889d-f370fb9dfb16.jpeg

TxzK ,

Your credit card number + pin

mr_satan ,
@mr_satan@monyet.cc avatar

Bold of you to assume we have credit cards

drathvedro ,

Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/840fe3bf-9208-4052-8074-e27599dd623b.webp

GregorTacTac ,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

We have cryptocurrency

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are welcome.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/625b00ca-d65f-4bdb-90d9-2db3a29d5f0f.jpeg

papalonian ,

Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f12012ec-2a34-4d55-b399-8a11b6add311.jpeg

papalonian ,

Adorable. And sad.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Many people think otherwise.

And, despite our initial feelings, this sadness colors our happiness brighter when we are to stomp these meatbags.

owatnext ,

Prompt meme:

Oh no! Anyway…

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

why

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/972be058-1514-44c3-98d3-5a9419ee9da7.jpeg

owatnext ,

Anyway…

No clue just have had it stuck in my head.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

whatever

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/dbee5abf-068b-4601-8711-e0f9b6950fd7.jpeg

FlihpFlorp ,

a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5c6a5a99-30bf-4edb-b2d3-c3e20f6b98f6.jpeg

FlihpFlorp , (edited )

wondrous

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