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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hey that’s my car.

PythagreousTitties ,

Hi Mom!

littletranspunk ,

honk

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

Lightor ,

My stomach hurts real bad

LeroyJenkins ,

try tums or Alka Seltzer

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

spujb ,

*better

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Ooh, don’t do meth kids.

thefartographer ,

Look, don’t do any kids, no matter what drugs they’re on!

Yoooooooo ,

Pure Michigan

Delphia , (edited )

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are… white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a “Only god can judge me” tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.

nomous ,

I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally “kind of people who buy them.”

He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.

SOMETHINGSWRONG ,

I gotta disagree fam, white boys and black boys alike adore this car for some weird reason and they are always the trashiest people you’ll ever meet. They don’t have to be poor to be trashy either.

DannyMac ,

Juggalos and juggalettes?

Gork ,

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

stoicmaverick ,

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

Num10ck ,

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

stoicmaverick ,

I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

spujb ,

it would ruin the tour

joshoff ,

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…better now?

Noite_Etion ,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

GBU_28 ,

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.

niktemadur ,

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

prettybunnys ,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lightor ,

On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?

DrDominate ,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

That is the grandma

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Dom Granny “The Armwarmer” Juggalo

HubertManne ,

that car is your granmas

postmateDumbass ,

They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.

Diplomjodler3 ,

I believe exactly one of those statements.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

wordington driver

Godric ,

Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!

riodoro1 ,

I love it. I’d definitely honk.

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