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Boxscape , (edited )
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol’ Supreme Commander 2:

Supreme Commander 2 - AC1000 Gunship Trailer

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do you think they’d cater a horse funeral?

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

What??
NO!
Don't be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea?
Are you even serious right now???
I mean, I have no words...
A horse funeral, who even does that!

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Jim

teegus ,

Horse funerals are not a joke, Jim!

No_Change_Just_Money ,

Wait, what?

Jim is back in town?

Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

JIM?!??
Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete...
Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It's not Jim with the big D is it?
BRB

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.

IkarusHagen2 ,

They only do anniversaryies of horse funerals

BudgetBandit ,

Only T U E S D A Y S

lowleveldata ,

Only for the first and second year

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Bye bye lil sebastian

dogsoahC ,

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

Num10ck ,

Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

dogsoahC ,

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

5714 ,

German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

dogsoahC ,

Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).

5714 ,

Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?

VonReposti ,

I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that’s 50% of all world wars right there.

psychonova ,

could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

Routhinator ,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.

billwashere ,

You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.

afraid_of_zombies ,

It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

psychonova ,

my bad! on T u e s d a ys i’m actually totally free so

NikkiDimes ,

I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason

flicker ,

Truly the voice of several generations.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.

Kerb ,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY”

69420 ,

Ya gotta laugh.

lugal ,

Jim is back? Why didn’t anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?

marble ,

Jim the horse? I’m afraid I have bad news for you.

mrgreyeyes ,

The horse his name is Jim

hungryphrog ,

Just after his wedding… :(

pigup ,

Horse funeral

Horse funeral 2

Horse funeral: truly aww-foal

Horse funeral: equinity

werefreeatlast ,

Like beating a dead horse.

Thcdenton ,

You both stop that shit right now

SeekPie ,

You’re saying they should stop horsing around?

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/162d8c2c-d29c-4bc0-acf2-0b3cd5d2f098.gif

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I love Obvious Plant

phorq ,

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jim’s coming back?!

nailbar ,

They should have put that one above the second horse funeral.

qbus ,

Jim is the horse

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a Lemon Tango moment!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Jim had left?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He went out for cigarettes and never came back!

ssj2marx ,

holds up spork

hungryphrog ,

Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!

Tja ,

Bye… Bye… 🎶 Lil’ Sebastian… 🎶

CuttingBoard ,

I miss him in the saddest fashion.

lightnsfw ,

A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

NaoPb ,

Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.

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