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JackRiddle ,

I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public

ThePyroPython ,

I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!

jol ,

I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?

far_university1990 ,

Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

jol ,

Good point.

mjhelto ,

Maybe it’ll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?

AEsheron ,

Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.

its_prolly_fine ,

Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

BakerBagel ,

It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.

PhlubbaDubba ,

The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly

Edit: acidic or not, it’s definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice

PhlubbaDubba ,

I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers

Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors

ArcaneSlime ,

The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.

RecluseRamble ,

ham on pizza is sweet

What? Where? Ham isn’t supposed to be sweet.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Nah there’s ways to prepare ham to be on the sweeter side, haven’t heard of it being done that way for pizza though. Usually it’s for a deli cut or charcuterie plate.

chatokun ,

There is a whole franchise in the US called Honey Baked Ham. Americans love their sugar.

BubbleMonkey ,

My preference is pineapple, black olives, and onions.

The black olives give the same salty as meats, so it works out quite nicely. I’m not typically into spicy pizza, but onions and pineapple go nicely together when cooked, imho.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Pineapple-Chicken-Cheese (Gouda) makes an awesome sandwich. With Pizza I am an minimalist and almost only eat Margherita.

TheOakTree ,

Pepperoni pineapple pizza (PPP?) is underrated. Bonus points for mushroom and jalapeno. And maybe onion.

laranis ,

Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.

flambonkscious ,

Pussy!

BigFatNips ,

P(ineapple)ussy

Pinussy, if you will

MudSkipperKisser ,

I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

Sentences you never thought you’d read.

Hylactor ,

And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!

Aggravationstation ,

Landjäger? I barely know her!

werefreeatlast ,

They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.

MeThisGuy ,

speaking from experience?

werefreeatlast ,

We don’t talk about Bruno or Bruno’s juice.

jaschen ,

I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.

goatman360 ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e9f4bc61-aadb-4e1f-9184-db429c8e6953.webp

ATDA ,

Is this the prep step for American Pie?

HoustonHenry ,

Mise en place

Etterra ,

Use a lemon, have a party.

Sam_Bass ,

Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded

JimVanDeventer ,

Can elope 🥰

volvoxvsmarla ,

Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?

BluesF ,

No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!

Yareckt ,

Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Is there another way?

werefreeatlast ,

The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

I believe that’s a cantaloupe.

ArcaneSlime ,

Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.

AEsheron ,

Allegedly.

MrEff ,

And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?

janNatan ,

Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.

ironhydroxide ,

Vodka… Right… “Vodka”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.

MissGutsy ,

(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)

Marthirial ,

Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.

kewwwi OP ,

fruits are mammals now

MeThisGuy ,

you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

Noodle07 ,

If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?

TropicalDingdong ,

frussy

SomeGuy69 ,

Username checks out

hOrni ,

Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.

kewwwi OP ,

there is video?

PmMeFrogMemes ,

ooh buddy you’re in for a treat

tabarnaski ,

The guys name is John Kilo.

ArcaneSlime ,

Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.

werefreeatlast ,

As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?

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