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Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much

aodhsishaj ,

Speak for yourself

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.

aodhsishaj ,

www.grammarly.com/blog/idiom/

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you’re not even gona fap to that

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

I wouldn't go that far.

Senseless ,

Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.

Chee_Koala ,

How do you know, have you even tried?

surewhynotlem ,

We get it, you’re not Jewish.

Shadowedcross ,

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

AdamBomb ,

She put a bag on my head

Noodle07 ,

Still counts

proper ,
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

just gonna upvote and see myself out

RecluseRamble ,

*Wench Revolution

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/595c13cd-02f7-4be6-bbf0-af61ddf03f0a.gif

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I… was not. But, thank you.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Teeth as told by Parisians

xia ,

I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a Reductress article.

hungryphrog ,

apparently it’s real reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…

For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.

Squirrelanna ,
@Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com avatar

I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

La Blue Girl vibes.

flicker ,

This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.

Scubus ,

I volunteer as tribute

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

But why ;-;

CCF_100 ,

new bottom surgery just dropped

molten ,

Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!

daltotron ,

Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend

iiGxC ,

Buttholes are usually pretty strong already

xx3rawr ,

Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.

Thcdenton ,

Vive my pants

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