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pigup , in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

I knew it!

Andonno , in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key. Yog-Sothoth is the threshold.

Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth.

DynoNoob ,

Are you the keymaster?

Sanctus ,
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Through the Gate of the Silver Key is an acid trip to read.

NegativeInf ,

Is it anything like The Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Yeah, except with more cats taking people to the moon.

Blyfh ,

I don’t know this “Yog-Sothoth”. I know only the one and only god, Yog-Dzewa

some_guy , in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

Poor guy got no respect. It was pretty sad.

Seriously, though. I saw his standup for the first time several years ago. I think this was from the early 80s on Carson and the dude was lit. I only knew him from movies and his general schtick. I’d never seen his timing and delivery. He was great.

aaaa ,

His standup was definitely better than any of his movies

ummthatguy ,
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Gonna badmouth Caddyshack and Back to School, really?

aaaa ,

Back to School, definitely. Well, not really badmouth, but I thought it was fairly mediocre.

But really I meant to praise his standup and say his movies didn’t do him justice. He was just funnier when doing his own material

ferrodegaragem , in I love SVU

🤣🤣🤣

The_Picard_Maneuver , in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back
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Dangerfield is timeless.

Delphia ,

I really want someone to do a serious long form documentary about him and his comedy career while there are people with stories about him still alive.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Every comedian I’ve heard talk about meeting him mentions that he was on cocaine at the time. The guy was wild.

TwoBeeSan , in Genocide apologists deciding if they can counter a Wojak meme by accusing the poster of antisemitism

Sorry sir your nose is looking a bit too semetic for our community.

potustheplant , in All junk

Yeah, it sucks. This video goes over why this might be happening.

DozensOfDonner , in Oldest computer

Wait so is that like basically different clock mechanisms hooked into each other?

Gacrux ,
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the ancient greeks came up with their own model to track and predict

  • the positions of the planets
  • the position of the sun
  • the position and phase of the moon
  • solar and lunar eclipses

this machine is basically their mathematical models summarized into mechanical form

saltesc , (edited )

Clock? Ah, you must mean “time computer”.

Angry_Autist , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

What the fuck even is ‘liberal corporate culture’?

Corporate culture everywhere is 100% regressive hierarchies.

Etterra ,

It’s a marketing term that appeals to a subset of the American customer demographic.

Angry_Autist ,

Marketing is psychological witchcraft posing as hard science

hesusingthespiritbomb , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I always assumed conservatives would be into those safety razors with ten cent blades.

Fogle ,

That would be fiscally conservative when what they really want is to ban gay people and immigrants

grue , in Oldest computer

My hot take: it’s not really a “computer” unless it’s Turing-complete. The Antikythera mechanism is incredibly cool and all, but it can only perform a finite, fixed set of calculations and thus fails to meet that definition.

blaue_Fledermaus ,
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Technically it's a computer because it can compute something, it's just not a universal computer.

Iheartcheese ,
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Porn?

bjoern_tantau ,
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Can it go up to 80085?

bobs_monkey ,

unzip

mostNONheinous ,

Yes, most computers should also be able to run WinRAR.

CanadianCarl ,

Why do people still use WinRAR? 7zip is free, and open source.

mostNONheinous ,

It was fucking joke.

Duamerthrax ,

Yup. I explain old automatic transmissions as Hydraulic Computers.

kuberoot ,

Right, so you consider calculators to be computers too? And I don’t mean the beefy scientific calculators, just simple ones with basic operations.

captain_aggravated ,
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What’s your take on the E6B flight computer?

eager_eagle , in guys...
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the heisenberg operator 😱

wreckedcarzz ,
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…I thought it was a button that turned your calcator into a DS somehow.

I am now disappointed.

ikidd , in Oldest computer
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grue ,

“As is tradition” – oh wait that’s Blondihacks, sorry.

Plavatos ,

G’day, Chris here

ikidd ,
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Gday, Chris! That’s an absolute classic series, mate, I’ve watched it a few times. Thank you!

ID411 , in Genocide apologists deciding if they can counter a Wojak meme by accusing the poster of antisemitism

What’s a wojack

Iapar ,

I am Jacks unknown wo.

brown567 OP ,
db2 ,

Why does the color one look like Tighten tho

juliebean ,

cause it is. pretty sure they’re just demonstrating the source of where the line drawing was traced from.

AeroLemming ,

Idk the context of whatever the complaint is, but I just want to point out that people’s noses always look way bigger when you take closeup photos of them. It’s because the nose protrudes out from the face, so from a normal distance it’s just a little bit closer to the camera, but from close up the proportional distance difference and therefore apparent visual size of the nose is massive. If your nose looks big in a photo, re-take it from further away.

Woodstock , in Oldest computer
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