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emanon458 , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

Where is this porn located so I don’t accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

cyberian_khatru ,

Lemmy dot nsfw

skierra ,
intensely_human ,

Any other places I should avoid?

Rinox ,

lemmynsfw.com?

son_named_bort , in [AMA] Hi, I’m /u/spez, CEO of Reddit, coming to you to talk about my recent acquisition of Lemmy and some upcoming changes. Ask me anything!

As someone who is a real person and not a bot programmed by Reddit, I have to ask how are you bravely handling all of the negative publicity that our handsome and fearless leader doesn’t deserve but is getting anyway. Anyway, I’m a real person and not a bot, and certainly not paid by Reddit to post this.

BornVolcano , in 1024 beans. If this post gets 1024 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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[An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

uranibaba ,

Thanks, visiting this post 10 months later with no image, the post made no sense.

johnthedoe , in bliss

What’s this about beans? https://i.imgur.com/hK52G5j.jpg

Jackolantern ,

It has something to do with the poop post.

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Everything has something to do with the poop post

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4e38af92-1365-45fb-bbd1-bce99d080b35.png

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you’re the reason we run out of paper in the office. Didn’t print? Print again. Print again. Print again. Oops. 😍

null_ , in Fuck beans.

Is that a poop knife I spy to the right of the can?

You’re gonna need it. What’s so bad about lean protein and fiber anyway? 😡

NukeNPave , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans
duke , in Fuck beans.

Now listen here you little shit

Thteven , in BEANS
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Bean go in, memes come out. You can’t explain that.

kemsat , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

DBT ,

Let’s face it. The quality of porn on Reddit died over a year ago. Porn businesses got involved and sauce vanished. The content has been weak. It was probably all part of the plan in the Reddit IPO scope of things.

I will never pay for porn and the big studios can suck it till I cum on their faces. Porn will always be free forever.

redballooon ,

I’d argue with those impediments you did something wrong in cultivating your feed.

DBT ,

I changed nothing in over ten years. The content declined over time because big studios issued DCMA’s or whatever.

redballooon ,

Then that’s the problem right there. Of course the subreddits change. People stop posting, others start, moderation changes. You gotta update constantly. I rather follow posters, and channels only discover new posters.

skierra ,

Can you QA PornLemmy?

kemsat ,

I’m mostly into the OF girls that post on Reddit, and stuff like GoneWild.

I’m a weirdo that only uses pics & videos with only girls; basically, I’m not usually into watching “not my dick” getting laid.

Reddit_was_fun OP , in Are you Team Beans or Team No Poop?

Upvote this comment for Team No Poop!

Dave , in There's no karma? [OC]
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

The secret is that Lemmy is tracking karma, it just doesn’t show it. There are fields in the database that hold the total comment score and total post score.

gnarly OP ,
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Yeah I recognize it’s a decision from the admins here, but it’s one I approve of heavily for reasons said when I posted this to the fediverse channel. The motivation behind posting is less tainted this way.

elouboub , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

Is there a community that exclusively shits on the US on the threadiverse?

ilikekeyboards ,

-be the “first in the world” -everywhere you go yell “USA! USA! USA!” -sparking people’s curiosity and they look into your garden -they find a dystopian horror show, a land where billionaires are kings, millions deprived of liberty, hundred millions depraved of healthcare, an ever increasing tumour of fascists group that wish for some women and minorities to have fewer rights

-ohshit.jpg

You can’t have the biggest running circus without everyone starring and complaining and debating.

BurtsBS ,

Tell me you’ve learned everything you know about the US from 13 year olds online without telling me you learned everything you know from 13 year olds online.

pizzatime ,

he’s not wrong though. like, the mass shooting yesterday was something like the 340th so far this year? the place is fucking nuts

BurtsBS ,

Now remove gang violence.

pizzatime ,

hmmm so what, only like 20 then? you’re right, that’s absolutely an acceptable amount of mass shootings in the first half of the year.

totally normal and something every country experiences. my bad.

Sigmatics , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

“Don’t upvote this!”

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

aja , in [AMA] Hi, I’m /u/spez, CEO of Reddit, coming to you to talk about my recent acquisition of Lemmy and some upcoming changes. Ask me anything!

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

Lepsea ,

No alarm and no surprises

bdonvr , in Best offer.

Fun fact: the Lemmy backend does track Karma. As an instance admin I can pull it up from the database and rest assured I AM judging you.

Skyrkazm ,

Clearly propaganda. We will never have Karma here. Only beans.

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

I propose we call Karma “Beans”

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