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Kolanaki , in titan times at r*ddit
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If it was like OceanGate’s collapse, it would have happened all at once extremely fast.

Fizz , in You’re always better off holding it until you get home
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The school trends that made me not use public bathrooms.

kicking the doors of the person shitting.

Throwing wet toilet paper at the person shitting.

Pouring water over the stall.

Stealing the shoes of the person shitting.

Pushing people into the urinal wall.

Pissing on the floor.

Turn the lights off so the person in the stall is left in pitch black.

LA71 , in You’re always better off holding it until you get home

Christ people are bathroom shy. I’m like yeah genius, this is where you take a shit. Where do you go on the floor of your kitchen?

rafa , in life good

Hey this is me except i sleep like crap even with drugs because of depression haha

Epicurus0319 , in Millennials in retirement

Mario and Smash Bros (millenials grew up with those, they’re currently 30-40) will be the new bingo

Bongles , in titan times at r*ddit

I actually haven’t. I went there for a bit to see if boost was getting a lemmy app (it is).

Rhabuko , in Today, all of our sins are forgiven.
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TheSpermWhale , in Kevin and Sheryl <3
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My brain just melted out of my ears

moonsnotreal , in Whoops
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I was one of the few people who actually used google+. It really wasn’t that bad honestly.

w00tabaga , in titan times at r*ddit

My time on Reddit died simultaneously with Apollo. I’m doing what I can by not giving that place anymore traffic from me.

Found out about Lemmy yesterday. While it’s not there with niche interests at this point, it definitely cures the itch.

You want to stick it to the man? Quit going there altogether people!

hardypart , in Whoops
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The downfall of reddit doesn’t suddenly turn Google+ into a good product.

petriborg , in Whoops
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Considering what Google did to the jabber protocol, we can all be glad they gave up, IMO.

foo , in Stay-at-home dad

Mate, of she’s earning 12m a year we can afford a cleaner. It would be my job to attend her other needs, if you know what I mean.

Be an awesome friend who has her back in everything she needs.

ComfortablyGlum , in Clogged the toilet at the grocery store

It can’t be any worse than what I did. TMI alert.

I was in a psychiatric ward in my teens. Around that time, I also had major issues with pooping in strange places. I didn’t poop for 11 days! Don’t ask me how I wasn’t in pain, but somehow I just shut off my rectum. Mom finally came to visit me, and we went to a restaurant for lunch. I guess I felt safe enough with mom near by (no, not in the bathroom with me), because I finally couldn’t hold it. I crapped so much it was literally piled over the top of the water. Plus add toilet paper, of course it clogged. And it was the only toilet in the place. And when I came out there was a HUGE line of people waiting (no clue how long I was in there). I told the person in front of the line to wait because the toilet was clogged, then went to ask for a plunger. The counter person said they would take care of it, so I went back to the table. I don’t have the slightest clue what happened after, but I thank God this was before everyone had cell phones. You know that shit would have been all over the internet!

vrighter , in Patience!

how did he have a receipt for what the person behind him would have wanted to order without asking her? Yeah, that happened…

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