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FlyingSquid , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS
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I am exactly as unproductive at home as I am at the office. I’m just more comfortable.

OhNoMoreLemmy ,

Something I’ve just realised going into the office is how much more unproductive I make everyone else.

If I’m not working at home, everyone else is free to keep working. But if I’m not working in the office I’m going to drag everyone in my team down to my level.

FlyingSquid ,
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I am at the opposite end. When I’m at the office, I put on noise cancelling headphones and don’t talk to anyone unless it’s necessary. It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that I just want to get my shit done and not have to deal with their shit.

bob_wiley ,
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I’d always wear a hoodie to work. If my hood was up, I was in the zone and it was best to not talk to me.

thatdukeluke , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

It’s always funny to see content creators you watch appear randomly somewhere else Wendigoon is a great long form content creator for unfiction and conspiracy theories and here he is talking about a printer.

Crispy_Mate OP ,
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True I followed him because I loved his conspiracy iceberg playlist.

thatdukeluke ,

His video about the Waco siege was what really got me into his videos.

Blastasaurus ,

Yeh very weird for me as I discovered this YouTuber last week.

idiomaddict ,

Is unfiction like scp stuff where it pretends to be real? Sorry, I can’t make spoilers work for me right now

Also, is there any meaningful difference between that and magical realism?

thatdukeluke ,

Yeah, you can count SCP as unfiction they are stories meant to suspend disbelief so in-story they are taken as fact. A good example, if you want to dive into unfiction, I really like the “Monument Mythos” series it is really interesting.

lasagna , in rip
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He did away with Pluto and that’s all the evidence I need to believe this.

SOB_Van_Owen , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

A shame to hear how far HP has fallen. Back in the day they had some solid, workhorse laser printers that delivered for years with no issues and pretty good toner efficiency. Based on what I’ve read here, I’m not likely to buy another.

rezifon ,

HP peaked with the LaserJet IIIsi. It’s all been downhill ever since.

InternetUser2012 ,

Brother.

Dark_Arc ,
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Love my brother laser printer. I’ve had it for years, print infrequently, haven’t had to change toner once, and it works everytime I ask it to print on the first time

uriel238 ,
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I liked their reverse polish programmable calculators once.

visak ,

Turns out that didn’t make the stock price go up fast enough to enable buy-backs for the execs.

bjoern_tantau , in Winning
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But did she actually kill them? They were just buried under the snow and managed to dig themselves out. Mulan just finished off the leader in the end.

FirstPitchStrike ,

Been a while, but as I remember, he had a whole army with him that got buried. And only an elite strike force sized team managed to crawl out.

Ignacio , in rip

So, we have the author of the crime and the tool he used to commit the crime. But what about his motivation? Hmmm...

CareHare , in jackin off

That guy must feel so included. Very wholesome.

vd1n , (edited )

That’s cool. I get punched for that.

Edit: didn’t mean to post tinder you… But I’m too lazy to fix it so I figured Id take more time out of my life to write this explanation of why my post is threaded to yours. And omg life is so fucked my misspelling of “under” auto corrected to tinder. God save us.

peopleproblems ,

“post tinder” would probably be like the regret you feel after seeing the thousands of likes your 2/10 female friend has and your 2 likes that are bots.

DudePluto OP ,

hell yeah

moosetwin ,

jackin off

Streetdog ,
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Your house or mine?

maxcharacterlimit ,

House?

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
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Hell yeah

adj16 , in Winning

Oh lmao I thought this was a sex thing for a second, didn’t know how Mulan would manage to crush major dong like that

EpicFailGuy ,
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Primarily0617 ,

he's not major dong he's captain li shang

adj16 ,

Lmaooooo fuck you

Nepenthe ,
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My ass came to the whole comments section hoping to find out who the hell Moana murdered

Dominic1234321 , in Poor good boi
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On the first picture - pure happiness. On the second one - pure disappointment

Lazerbeams2 , in Winning

Mulan gets shit done. Most of the others don’t even have any confirmed kills

Samsy ,

Snowhite faked her death and send her dwarf army to kill an apple selling granny.

vd1n , (edited ) in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

You think thats going to stop the movement…? No one gives a fuck about your company.

Pinklink ,

B-but they care so much about you!

DDNB ,

I thought we were family!

yuun ,
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Seriously.

Someone pull out the productivity growth vs wage growth chart, let’s point out why no worker should give the tiniest shit.

revlayle , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Except for the original deskjet they had back in the early 90s, I haven’t touched HP, on purpose anyways, since then. I hate their printers, their computers, and their software. Nothing about their stuff works properly and has been garbage for me.

AlmightySnoo ,
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Damn you made me nostalgic now, still remembering the HP Deskjet 695C that I used with Windows 3.11 and the drivers you had in multiple floppy disks. It just never stopped working, until we replaced it with a Brother laser printer.

MeanEYE ,
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Their measuring equipment and calculators are some of the best. The rest is as sad as you make it sound.

realcaseyrollins , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Hot take: they might be right that going back to the office makes folks more productive, but the quiet quitting phenomenon could be counteracting that effect

rockerface ,

It’s a net loss in productivity of the company, then. Unless having less people to pay to offsets that the other way, which I sincerely doubt

Smoogs , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

“Please send the planet further into its end with global warming by heating it with transportation needs just so I can talk to your face in real”

These people should be fired. Also they should be penalized by never being permitted to have a warm shower ever again. Reused water all the way down. They can do double time when it comes to mending the planet.

Cmot_Dibbler ,
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just so I can talk to your face in real

Just so we can keep the value of our office buildings high

realitista , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Funny that I’ve seen tons of research saying the opposite. Enough to say, at a minimum, that the verdict is still very much out on the link between productivity and remote work. But I only see the negative ones being published now, whereas during COVID I only saw the positive ones.

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