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ericatty , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

At least the base looks flaired

takeda ,

You’re worried that you get a traffic cone lost in your ass?

ericatty ,

Ha, one should always be aware of the risks.

But also, VLC crashes a lot for me lately, so was hoping this was a joke that the next version would be more stable and the kinks would be worked out.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Who isn’t???

AFC1886VCC , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Shove your open source video player up your ass

DarkDarkHouse , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped
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It really plugs the llama’s ass

supersquirrel , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Please use foodgrade coconut oil when inserting this update!

KillingAndKindess , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
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I read this in the narrator voice from Em’s albums

Speculater , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.
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It’s not too late to have one made!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Something like that would be way beyond my price range. I’ll be lucky if I can afford a metal plaque.

Speculater ,
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Get a credit card before you die, max it out on a badass headstone, die. Ez pz.

Exusia ,
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Just a dumpster for me, thanks

Ioughttamow , in Combat

The invention of the iron stirrup allowed the unsc to defeat the covenant, while ring forts were crucial in surviving the flood

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...

Modern propane tanks are too well designed to be unsafe.

Worse that will happen will be a little fireball and a flamethrower, but no explosions.

fmstrat ,

But a flamethrower pointed at another tank, increasing it’s temp and pressure…

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Just creates another flamethrower.

user224 ,
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It won’t release the pressure fast enough. They’ll pop eventually.

youtu.be/-_ZLQkn7X-k

fmstrat ,

Heated at a slow rate maybe, since the valve would fail. At speed though, too much too fast.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

There’s a safety valve.

Mtyhbusters had to weld up the safeties and shoot them with a shotgun.

When I worked in the arctic circle, we used to put the tank in the fire ring because they would freeze and nothing happened (I don’t recommend this of course.)

roguetrick ,

Satansmaggotycumfart actually tracks with me for being the type of person who takes a job up in some place like Inuvik Canada. Everyone I’ve ever known who’s done that has been fucking crazy.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Modern propane tanks are too well designed to be unsafe.

People like in the picture are the reason for that

marcos ,

We can thank them for providing quality assurance.

nilloc ,

These storage units are usually at gas stations though, which are kinda dumb to be smoking anywhere near IMO. But I still see people doing it now and then. Usually gas station employees.

gamermanh ,
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I work in propane and some body actually did this ~3 weeks ago with one of our cages

It’ll not explode, but it’ll burn the cage down along with anything the cage is near should a spark catch, they’ll go up in flames FAST

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Do you work in propane accessories too?

gamermanh ,
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I’ve said it elsewhere on Lemmy:

I work in propane. I once was proud that I sold the most ez-go (stupid and basically useless accessory) in one month. my name starts with Ha-

I live in CA and prefer charcoal but otherwise I have become the professional persona of Hank Hill. My boss and I tried to get them to put “Hill” on one of my work shirts when I was still in the yard as a joke but Cintas said no

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hank was a very good man, always there for his friends and family.

unreachable , in Apple
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“well mister tim, i do also download cum”

SirDerpy , in Suddenly fading out of existence

Fast forward to August. The IRS wants to know why you didn’t pay taxes.

JoMiran , in Apple
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I think I dated Apple back in college.

Lojcs , in It's basically the same as grad school

A person who heard about this on a news segment 15 years ago is talking

ccunning , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

Why would you have a gravestone before you die?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.

ccunning ,

Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…

tacosanonymous ,

But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.

Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.

enbyecho ,

make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved

ccunning ,

I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔

AllNewTypeFace , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.
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In 10,000 years’ time, archaeologists will speculate on the religious significance of the VW cipher.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Are you familiar with this book? It’s a lot of fun.

byanyothernerd.com/…/stranger-days-39-mysteries-o…

Quetzalcutlass ,

In a similar vein:

“A silvery thing in another cabinet, like a three-pointed star inside a circle, was made of no substance she knew; it was softer than metal, scratched and gouged, yet even older than any of the ancient bones. From ten paces she could sense pride and vanity.”

From the Wheel of Time.

mwproductions ,

I love this book! More people should know about it. 😊

superduperpirate , in Apple

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

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