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Anticorp , in First things first

I like the way this ship captain thinks!

XEAL , in If only life was this simple

How to remove unhappiness: commit self-deletion.

WtfEvenIsExistence , (edited )

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  • Jumper775 ,

    Are you ok? If not I recommend psychiatric help as opposed to this

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    I am seeing a psychiatrist, currently in between changing my medications. I have CPTSD and MDD. The previous comment was, what I assumed was an obvious joke, as I spend enough time focused on this as is.

    RubiksIsocahedron ,

    My condolences. I hope you feel better.

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks, hopefully it gets easier over time, I’m just fortunate to have medical care.

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    Seems the human OS has psychological safeguards in place for this. 🥴

    XEAL , (edited )

    Once I really tried to bypass them… clearly not well enough, as I’m still here.

    Edit: typo

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    Sorry to hear that, but I think we all reach that point eventually. Like my vocal subconscious and competitive nature makes it any impossibility, I’ve basically heard the song from Annie, Anything You Can Do when I have to do something lol. Lately getting older forces me to see to accept I can’t will myself to live forever and the inevitability of time. But that’s something everyone has to accept, just have to hope society will make it an easy transition. 🥴

    nookii ,

    I need to find lemmy version of r/2meirl4meirl4meirl

    WtfEvenIsExistence , (edited ) in If only life was this simple

    I can stop having thoughts when I stop the brain from doing that. Cocks gun

    Edit: please don’t do that, seek help

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    I am actually seeking help, though it’s depressing to see/hear of the number of people out there that don’t have access to assistance. 🫤

    018118055 , in funny because true

    Genx and haven’t liked to pick up the phone my whole life

    Anticorp ,

    How did you make plans with friends before cell phones? You never talked with a boyfriend or girlfriend for hours on a landline?

    Cmot_Dibbler ,
    @Cmot_Dibbler@lemmy.world avatar

    That doesn’t mean they liked talking on the phone.

    018118055 ,

    Most likely I’d make plans face to face. I have spent too many hours on the phone with loved ones, but that’s usually planned or expected. I don’t like picking up the phone if I don’t know who it is, and even then I’d often rather avoid. Just send me a message please instead.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Same. I used the phone before there were other options, but I always hated it. I don’t like being able to hear someone but not see them. It gives me anxiety.

    NewWorldOverHere ,

    “This is what your voice is saying… but what is your face saying right now?!”

    Anticorp , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

    There are tons of other studies that show massive increases in productivity. These bullshit studies are probably sponsored by commercial real estate landlords. They’re losing $850B per year since 2020.

    LeadSoldier ,

    Awesome! Eat the rich!

    zikk_transport2 ,

    Yup. Offices business is massive. Let them rot!

    Diabolo96 , in funny because true

    Sms aren’t limited by my availability…you can send them at 4am in the morning so i can ignore them for 2 weeks for no reason. Meanwhile if you call me at 4am I’d still be awake but it’s none of your business why and i wouldn’t answer them anyway so why bother.

    TesterJ , in funny because true

    I once signed up for something that required separate home and cell phone numbers. Some shipping service or something. And it wouldn’t let me put the same number for both. Like come on, nobody is paying for landlines nowadays. I ended up putting my parents’ phone number for the home phone (which they coincidentally just got rid of this week.)

    maniclucky ,

    (AreaCode) 867-5309 is your friend in this and for random “Insert your phone number for the rewards program” things.

    tryplot ,

    fun fact: most phone companies do not allow that phone number to be given out due to too many people calling it as a direct result of that song.

    avapa ,

    I have two landline numbers that came with my internet contract but I don’t have a phone connected to the modem. So whenever your scenario happens to me I just give them one of my real landline numbers. I’ve tried calling myself and you can actually hear it ringing as the caller but no one will ever pick up lol

    SadRevan , in Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy

    This is very important to me, thank you

    Deez OP ,

    You’re welcome, enjoy the raccoons!

    NoName , in If only life was this simple

    Lately, I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    Unfortunately that seems to be part of growing older, the realization the worlds gone to pot and most in charge aren’t worried.

    Diprount_Tomato , in OMG!!!! It's a GeometryDash reference!! WhiteSpace => GEOMETRYDASH
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    White Space? Is this an Omori reference?

    Froyn , in funny because true

    "My rate for voice services is $0.35 per minute. Ask about by bulk rate for 15, 30, or 60 minute increments when prepaid. Any calls without prepayment will be billed at the per minute rate, net30 terms. Please have a PO# ready when calling."

    FredericChopin_ , in funny because true

    That looks like one of the UK Government sites.

    dark_shines11 ,

    100%, hours of frustration trying to sort out studen loans means that font + colour + box is incredibly recognisable

    buzziebee ,

    I’m actually a big fan of how they’ve standardised the design language and accessibility requirements across services. This “why” box that a couple of comments are criticising are likely so they can continue to improve accessibility.

    retrieval4558 , in jackin off

    Read that in Theo Von’s voice

    MyMooseIsLoose , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

    Their laptops and desktops are terribly cheap too. Just avoid HP all together is everyone’s best bet.

    edgarallenpwn ,
    @edgarallenpwn@lemmy.world avatar

    Snagged an 840 G6 for a little more than 100 and it’s working fine. Had the company send me a new touchpad and there hasn’t been an issue since

    weeeeum ,

    I can speak for their terrible cheapness, I work at a repair shop and we got a lot of HP laptops. It’s extremely common for the very stiff hinge just to snap the upper case because they didn’t even try to reinforce it. Just 3 screws to hold down this half an inch long hinge and that’s it, you can see it flexing and twisting when using it.

    I swear all those HPs and frankly a lot of dells have the build of wet newspaper, I wouldn’t touch them (minus HP elite books, my 8770w is great).

    On another note Lenovos and Thinkpads are always very sturdy and are very good.

    erockdanger , in funny because true

    Where’s the joke

    /s

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