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CapnAssHolo , in Part of a balanced diet

I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor

Scew ,
@Scew@lemmy.world avatar

Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>

Mikekm ,

People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you’ve got yourself a meal.

kungen ,

Yeah wtf? I’ll eat a whole jar of kalamata and have no problems.

readthemessage ,

Maybe your stomachs still work properly. The other day I had a slice of cake and I swear I had to rush to the toilet before I had even finished it. I cannot understand how that’s physically possible.

n3m37h ,

I’ll take the cheese, you can have the olives

chinpokomon ,

Olives are toxic until they’ve been brined. Those sort of discoveries always make me wonder… who figured out that immersing them in salt water for a month would make them edible without making you sick?

shadowspirit ,

I’ve found my people. Think I’ll go indulge in a brick of cheddar right now. The concrete that I have to pass tomorrow will be … well … tomorrow’s problem.

Hyperi0n ,

That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.

This reaction isn’t normal though.

myrrh ,

…i just ate eight flavor grenade pluots for dinner about two hours ago, crunchy, green, and tart: the flavor part was absolutely true but as i’m sitting down to type this i suddenly realise that the grenade part was, too…

samus12345 , in Did You Know?
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How does something feel salty?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Salt grain has a distinct texture to it.

samus12345 ,
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Does it? Guess I’m too uncultured to know the difference between grainy things.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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This. You know when you touch it, it’s gritty and you need a shower feeling.

Chrobin , in BMW

I recently was in the BMW museum and they actually had a whole section dedicated to their Nazi past and how they want to never do that again. Do with that what you will but at least they’re not shoving it under the carpet.

zaph ,
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It’s important not to forget the past. If America treated slavery the same way we’d be a lot further socially.

NathanielThomas ,

If America treated *.* the same way we’d be a lot further as a society

Tangent5280 ,

Is that a face or are you referring to the asterisk wildcard and implying you can put any social evil instead of the asterisk?

NathanielThomas ,

Was trying to do the star dot star thing when you search for something in Windows. What’s the programming equivalent of “everything”?

HessiaNerd ,

You don’t need the dot unless you want to exclude files without extensions.

Nika03 ,

Just an asterisk. . Doesn’t include files without an extension.

5redie8 ,

As a helpdesk tech this command made me chuckle

ox0r ,
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Reminder that the USA was a big inspiration for the nazis.

They pretty much wanted to make a USA II

BedSharkPal ,

It’s not like they used IQ tests as justification for forced sterilization or anything… Wait what?

BigNote ,

Yes and no. They also saw the US as ethnically impure and therefore weak. The 4th Reich wasn’t going to have that problem.

SneedsFeednSeed ,

American here. What is this “slavery” you speak of?

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
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American here. What is this “slavery” you speak of?

I didn't know either, so I consulted some textbooks from Florida. Turns out, it was a long-term internship program that the New World set up to help out the uncivilized savages from Africa.

As I understand it, it was a physically demanding program, and most of those who participated didn't make it to the end, but those who did gained life skills that would continue to impact not only them, but generations of their dependents.

Some, especially teachers in Florida who wish to keep their jobs, might say it was the very first Affirmative Action program. When you look at it that way, we should be proud of this part of our heritage.

cook_pass_babtridge ,

I wish the UK would do the same. At least in the US they learn a bit about slavery - here in the UK we learn nothing about the British Empire and its atrocities. No wonder we have statues of slave traders everywhere.

nBodyProblem ,

I know there is regional variation on how the slave trade is taught, but when I was in school we had numerous, extended, and graphic discussions on the horrors of the slave trade starting from elementary school and extending into college.

zaph ,
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Without doxxing yourself could you give an idea of where you went to school? I went to public school in the south and other than being mentioned I didn’t learn much about slavery in school. I mean we learned about the underground railroad and generally knew about the slave trade and that being a slave was about the worst thing humanly possible. But other than getting whipped they didn’t talk about much of the torture or punishments they’d went through. Civil rights I remember being discussed more in depth than slavery but when I was a kid I attributed it through the fact that most of my teachers remember the civil rights movement from when they were my age. Sorry I’m high so I’m rambling now.

nBodyProblem ,

I grew up in California

I’m not surprised about your experience though. I have also lived in the south and many of the southern states are still feeling the effects of decades of extensive lobbying on education by the Daughters of the Confederacy.

They DoC has historically pushed a narrative about slaves being happy and content overall, cared for by empathetic masters who valued their well-being. There are many monuments still standing glorifying the wartime deeds done by “loyal” and happy slaves. It’s really insidious.

Gamey ,

That’s actually very missleading, like most involved companies they tried everything to hide it till the shitstorm got too big and the damage to their image was smaller that way so we shouldn’t give them any credit for that whatsoever!!!

gornar ,
@gornar@lemmy.world avatar

Like IBM!

TheDoctorDonna ,

Their current symbol looks like a painted over swastika, so I’m sure their future will continue be a painted over swastika.

nodimetotie ,

no, that’s just the Bavarian checkers, pretty common across Bavaria

marty ,

Actually it resembles an aircraft propeller, because that’s what their engines were for.

wewbull ,

So does OPs picture. It’s a propeller, right?

name_NULL111653 ,

And a cross is a swastika without arms… your point?

tallwookie ,
@tallwookie@lemmy.world avatar

better than IBM I guess

xusontha ,

Just curious, what did they do?

Delphia ,

They did what they were told and didnt argue.

Same as Hugo Boss made SS uniforms, a lot of german people and companies at the time just went along. Even if they didnt wholeheartedly swallow the propaganda, even if they quietly hated the Nazi regime, they saw those that spoke out beaten, killed or straight up vanish. Some of the companies willingly stuck their heads in the sand and just went along because they knew that to resist was to mark yourself, and to cooperate was to profit.

xusontha ,

Oh I knew what BMW did, I was just asking about IBM

fabian ,
@fabian@lemmy.world avatar

There is a book about it: IBM and the holocaust.

here is a summary, hopefully not paywalled.

pastermil ,

Yeah that is some great info, but what does IBM has to do with Nazi?

fabian ,
@fabian@lemmy.world avatar

There is a book about it: IBM and the holocaust.

here is a summary, hopefully not paywalled.

Anticorp ,

That is atrocious. According to that account, there is proof that they willingly participated in the Holocaust in exchange for profits, and not a single one of them faced justice.

Delphia ,

Didnt realise you were asking specifically about IBM. IBM definitely knew they were doing something wrong.

Yeah,This article should give you a good outline.

Zehzin ,
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Hugo Boss, the guy, was a major nazi though. Active party member.

Custoslibera ,

Every single business in existence will sell out any value they say they hold for profit.

If they don’t another business will, welcome to capitalism.

nomadjoanne ,

I feel a little more sympathetic to them for the Nazi stuff than for any current shit they pull.

I have to wonder, had they said no, what the German state would have then done to them. Essentially any state can require a company to produce wartime goods.

Chrobin ,

I know that. But we still need to support the companies that do shit we want, so it’s more profitable to do so.

boonhet ,

If they don’t another business will

That’s true, but just because the business that does sell out is more successful, doesn’t mean we can’t and shouldn’t buy from the businesses that didn’t sell out. Obviously they will be harder to find because they tend to be more local and/or niche (you gotta be, if you want to survive against businesses with no morals), but we all need to be doing what we can.

Of course with cars, there’s little we can do because all the privately owned companies tend to be making multi-million dollar cars. But for things like food, clothing, etc, there are often alternatives to the big name brands. You just have to look for them.

toyg ,

TBF, Disney is not buckling under pressure from the Florida Nazi governor.

Zehzin ,
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They have a lot more to lose if they do.

Custoslibera ,

Disney don’t give a fuck about LBGTQIA+.

There’s just more profit in performative concern for that community.

poopknife ,

and then there is Austria…

steamedhams , in Part of a balanced diet

This reads like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch

3TH4Li4 , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?
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Getting real high on that gmail

Smokeydope , (edited ) in Well...that was anticlimactic
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Big difference between some dudes testimony and hard irrifutable evidence. A few officials can say whatever they like. Until you get hard XCOM level evidence in front of a public hearing the government won’t confirmed shit.

The real reason ayylmaos will never be confirmed until the hand is forced is that a huge majority of the global population ascribe to a religion absolutely incompatable with the existence of extraterrestrial life. Sentient non-human highly technological extraterrestrial life at that.

The moment it is confirmed there will 100% be mass panics by religious fundamentalist that space is inhabited by demons or whatever rationalization they pick to ensure their beliefs are still unquestioningly correct and the god given truth of 2000 year old scripture is maintained. In some areas like the USA bible belt or the middle east this will be devistating and cause actual long lasting damage to global society at large. Its a bottle of lightning all the space age nations of the world have deemed not worth opening for societal and economic stability. If these people really have the goods to back up their talk, they will be epstiened unless they take the upmost caution.

gowan ,
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Are you aware that the overwhelming majority of Christians are taught to not take the Bible literally? Seriously from day one the Roman Catholic Church has held that position because that’s the exact same position the majority of rabbis at the time held about the Hebrew texts. Christianity could easily account for other life but most of Islam takes the Quran literally as Muhammed is supposed to have “fixed the mistakes” of the older texts. Simply put The Vatican wouldn’t need to do much to account for aliens.

Smokeydope , (edited )
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I said ‘Fundimentalist’ as in people taught to legitimately believe everything in the bible/scripture is to be taken literally and everything that is evidence against the stories being true is actually lies and deceptions of the devils doing. Perhaps fundamentalist is technically the wrong word for them but thats whst comes to my mind.

I have spoken to enough Christians to know that there exist both rational people willing to accept their scripture may have some symbolic metaphor and I’ve spoken to batshit insane zelots who warp their subjective reality to match whatever they are told to believe and reject all evidence otherwise. I’ve encountered the latter more often than you might like to think. Even if they are not the majority there is enough of them to do serious damage. I would be interested to see some statistical numbers based on polls if you have the sauce on that.

There are many angry, hate filled, unquestioning people who use religion as a means to an end. Im not just talking about any one religion either, its not about that. A mixture of poverty, mental illness, cognitive dissonance, and cult like brainwashing tactics will get you the kind of person willing to burn everything to the ground. They want nothing more than to kill everyone and everything that doesnt agree with them in the name of god. If you know where to look you will whole communities of them. They exist.

HairyOldCoot ,

Maybe ‘biblical literalist’ might be a better term.

WereBearGareBear ,

Hmmm, I’d argue the idea of God is anything but ‘terrestrial’, maybe even bordering on ‘extra-terrestrial’?

bustrpoindextr ,

aliens

Nahvi ,

Meh… I would bet most Christians ascribe to the same sort of philosophy that my pastor did back when I was in high school. He always said, “I don’t know if there are aliens out there, but if there are they need Jesus too.”

It’s a bit silly, but he was also a creationist. If he could be fine with aliens but not evolution, I imagine the same is true for most other religious people.

duh ,

I don’t understand why people think religious people will go bananas if aliens are confirmed. There will be unrest at the beginning, sure, and probably more than one dangerous alien based cult will rise. But most of the religious leaders will just adjust their narratives and try to retain as many followers as possible. And most followers will be eager to take explanations and not challenge their core beliefs. If I remember correctly, the Catholic church said they are not opposed to the idea of intelligent life and civilizations outside earth, so it seems like they are somehow prepared.

I think most religious leaders are smart enough not to rush to the “aliens are demons” conclusion, specially if they are proven not to be hostile (I assume they are not if the government are dealing with them).

SpiderShoeCult ,

Why stop at religious people? Most people probably wouldn’t be able to go back to their lives after discovering there’s a whole new dimension of things out there and there’s a possibility to travel and see very weird things.

So far we’ve sort of come to terms that we’re alone in the universe and the great void is unexplorable. But what if it isn’t? Wouldn’t everyone just want to go out and do some Firefly-grade shit? How would one just go back to performing risk assessments for insurance companies after learning that?

dan1101 , in Toyoda

Gonna get me one of dem Furds.

MajorHavoc ,

I’ve heard the Furd Touris is really reliable… For awhile.

ytrav , in this is the only way i want it

but chai already means tea??? (angry indian noises, I’m not indian)

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

West West West West West West West West Egypt needs to work on their energy grid

AngryCommieKender , (edited ) in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

As a direct descendant of Rev. David Rice, I approve.

iforgotmyinstance , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

The future Virgins want smh my head

lasagna , in Part of a balanced diet
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Can confirm, never regret eating olives off the jar.

redcalcium , in Blue or red door?

Why worry about the past when you can have a brighter future with an extra 10 million cash?

vertigo3pc , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

I’m a simple man, I wanna see everyone fuck.

ramjambamalam , in BMW

Yikes, I also looked into the background of Ferdinand Porsche, and man, he was a real Nazi summabitch.

FlyingSquid ,
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Hitler was directly behind the development of the VW Beetle with Porsche doing the engineering work.

evergreen ,

Porsche also stole many of the innovative design elements of their cars from a Czech auto manufacturer called Tatra, after the Nazis took over the factory.

Schmuppes ,

Hitler was not “behind” the development. You make it sound like he was the lead designer, accountant and test driver. He said “I want you to develop a car that will seat four, reach 110 km/h and cost a maximum of 1000 Reichsmark”.

FlyingSquid ,
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I literally said Porsche did the engineering. How would that make Hitler the lead designer?

zer0 ,

Porsche employed nazis even after the war en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Peiper

Schmuppes ,

Everybody employed nazis after the war, including NASA. To an extent, the winners of the war silently agreed to let that slide.

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