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feedum_sneedson ,

don’t threaten me with a good time, as they say

havokdj ,

LASAGA

Misconduct ,

Oh good now I get to live with this image of Garfield for the rest of my life that’s awesome

Zapp ,

I truly hope that “I’m sorry Jon” sets up a federated community.

spacesweedkid27 ,

“Thank you daddy Jon” this time

Toneswirly ,

It’s lasagna demons, your only option is to shove some demon repellant up your ass before bed each night. Either way you lose… or win depending on your perspective.

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

So a holy water enema then

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

Does she think that g-string and oversized t-shirt she probably wears to bed would provide a suitable barrier preventing the demon from cramming a lasagna up her ass? Must be one weak ass demon if it’s so easily deterred from its objective.

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m high and this made me laugh, thank you sir.

Selmafudd ,

Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

Neon ,

you sleep without underwear just in your pyjama

notenoughbutter ,

still kinda uncomfortable

MiddleWeigh ,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

My partner got a duvet for us…I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!

T4V0 ,
@T4V0@lemmy.pt avatar

Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won’t be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

That’s why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.

Lemmy_at_it ,

Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course

Selmafudd ,

I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama

Schmoo ,

Better that my underwear gets twisted up than my ballsack.

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