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1984 , in I love d
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

How did this take place? Her security clearance let’s her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?

So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?

Doesn’t seem likely they would admit that much.

thepianistfroggollum ,

I mean, it’s been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I know but I think the general public doesn’t know or understand this. It’s still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.

But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don’t think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.

Inktvip ,

Linux is where a lot of the actually interesting stuff is, so I highly doubt they don’t have a bag of exploits for that.

explodicle ,

You’re not wrong, but exploits get caught and patched more quickly than backdoors.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me… www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/

PickTheStick ,

I remember another story as well, where the journalist actually walked up the hill that blocked the view of the facility and saw the construction. It had about the same focus, but didn’t go into as much detail on the computing side of the NSA, just their storage capabilities.

The knowledge that a government agency is recording everything is one of those existential horrors that slowly fades and just quietly lurks in your mind, hidden beneath the daily struggles and interests.

SrElsewhere ,

It predates your story by at least five years, 2007, when a Silicon Valley engineer revealed that a backbone line had been spliced and all traffic was passing to government machines.

That revelation also inspired an outraged public backlash of ‘meh.’

explodicle ,

For those wondering, that’s 0.097 dic pics per male per day.

poopsmith ,
@poopsmith@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a joke

Rootiest ,

Oh my sweet summer child

Dreadrat ,

Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden

Firemyth ,

So many idiots deep diving this… it is from the onion- they make parody news. It’s not real.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Sad part is that it could be real these days. If they just used slightly less obvious language, so people are not certain what it means exactly. Microsoft and google are working with nsa of course, and Snowden showed that any nsa employee can look at anything.

Hazdaz , in I love d

Somehow I am sure that certain groups will find a way to blame men for this sexual crime by this lady. Somehow.

tentaclius ,

How keeping dick pics is a crime?

Hazdaz ,

Consent?

tentaclius ,

Assuming they has been obtained from public sources do one still need consent?

newIdentity , in I love d

She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic

MotoAsh ,

Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.

affiliate ,

don’t give sam altman any ideas

ChlorineAddict ,

I saw that episode of Inside Job

newIdentity ,

I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?

ChlorineAddict ,

Season 1 Episode 4 - Sex Machina

altima_neo , in gotdamn
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

When I was 25 working at a grocery store, I could buy myself a new car for $300 a month.

If I tried that now it would be closer to $700 a month…

tastysnacks ,

And you’d be paying it off for 6 years.

chiliedogg ,

Just bought a used compact van with 36,000 miles on it. Gonna be paying $453/month for 78 months.

With the miles I drove monthly, it’s gonna have over a quarter-million miles by the time it’s paid off.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

You spent $35k on a used compact van? Fam you got scammed

chiliedogg ,

No. After 6.5 years of making payments with compounding interest I will have paid 36,000 for a used compact cargo van. The list price was around 26k for a 2020 model with 36,000 miles and a clean record.

Look up cargo van prices right now. I actually did really well on both the price and the interest given today’s market.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Depends on what you mean by new car. I just bought a car at $350 a month for 20k. 20k is definitely “new car” range for many vehicles.

FlyingSquid , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Bard wouldn’t have done that. ChatGPT knows a whole lot about Kenya.

notatoad ,

I don’t know about bard, but google doesn’t know any better either. ibb.co/7YHpSsq

Shout out to Moninaa on Reddit, which is probably the source of this “fact”, for making the world a little stranger.

sin_free_for_00_days , in gotdamn

The apartment I’ve lived in for 20+ years recently got sold to a property investment firm. They gave us all 60 days notice. They are going to spruce up the apartments and then rent them. They were nice enough to offer current tenants first dibs on the new apartments. At 3x the current rent. A group of people, families, retired folk, a lady going through cancer treatment, we’re all at a bit of a loss. Can’t afford to live here, can’t afford to move. I really don’t know what where we’ll end up.

ProffessionalAmateur ,

Burn it down. Honestly. Not trying to he a prick but fuck these greedy cunts. 3x. Only answer is war on our front

Firemyth ,

Yes please do- then the insurance money will build them brand new apartments and they’ll probably make a but on top of it if they use the right contractors. Then they could rent for even more as they are now new builds. Great plan. Much thought.

Schadrach ,

That’s fine they aren’t making rent from it though. And then you do it again. Each time they lose that much more rent and their insurance rates go up that much more.

Firemyth ,

Sure and you go to jail for arson. Oh and your insurance won’t go up that much as you’d probably just build in a less insane area. Oh and insurance will also cover the lost rent too. Oh and you dont have any more maintenance costs for the duration of the rebuild so you are making more money. Oh and you will get a break on that year’s property taxes- so even more money. Either way you still have no place to call home. Well- except your cell. Fucking dumbass grow the fuck up and learn how the world works. You listening to a podcast and thinking you know something will never bring about your commutopia.

SCB ,

What you’re missing is you won’t get to do it twice because you’ll be in prison, where you should be, for burning homes down.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If this is such a great idea, why aren’t you doing it?

Firemyth ,

Cause someone told him communism was the way and he never looked back.

feedum_sneedson ,

Is there a third way, then? Because this isn’t working.

Firemyth ,

Neither is communism genius. Capitalism is alive somewhat functional. Communism is dead in ever place its attempted to be implemented. Of course there’s other ways. Pick up a book.

feedum_sneedson ,

Yes, I read. Hence me questioning whether there’s a third way. If you thought I was being hostile, you were mistaken.

Firemyth ,

Ok my bad. Literally every interaction I’ve had with this communist group has been them shitpostig,trolling,strawmanning, etc.

I shouldn’t have immediately jumped into that mode on you. I apologize. Also had a bad day- not an excuse. Apologies again.

feedum_sneedson ,

No worries!

RegularGoose ,

Capitalism is alive somewhat functional.

If you seriously think having 2/3 of the working population living paycheck to paycheck, even people with desirable degrees and traditionally well-paying jobs, is “somewhat functional,” I don’t know what the fuck to tell you besides you’re really fucking wrong.

Firemyth ,

Please make a viable example of a functional alternative

RegularGoose ,

I don’t need to have a solution to see when something is broken.

Firemyth ,

Yes. Yes you do. Otherwise you are just crying and nobody cares. So you join a community of other criers. And nobody cares.

RegularGoose ,

What an incredibly stupid take.

Firemyth ,

no, you.

keefshape ,

Your sarcasm was missing a disclaimer.

LetterboxPancake ,

On top of that, state funded homing for the next years!

chicken ,

It’s not an answer. The problem is bigger than one company deciding to try for higher rent. This is happening because of housing supply and society-wide wealth distribution.

AngryCommieKender ,

More than half of you will end up on the street.

This is what happens when the ultra rich steal $50,000,000,000,000 from the US alone in the last 50 years. It’s probably more like $150 Trillion worldwide.

AngryCommieKender ,

More than half of you will end up on the street.

This is what happens when the ultra rich steal $50,000,000,000,000 from the US alone in the last 50 years. It’s probably more like $150 Trillion worldwide.

CrustyCrinkles , in So Taylor swift concerts are just big drag shows?

Should be the other way around, Taylor Swift is actually Napoleon in drag.

Randyy OP ,
@Randyy@lemmy.world avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Repossess6855 , in IRA

Up the ra

loaf , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@loaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

Kenya was finally established in 2022, once the AI overlords were defeated.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I hear they’ve also got the lions.

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IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Kenya believe it!

awwwyissss ,

Forget Norway!

dbx12 , in "AI going to take our jobs"

sad Kenya noises

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

You mean Cenya?

LetterboxPancake ,

Czechia isn’t in Africa my dude, it’s clearly a suburb of Memphis TN.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

I didn’t say Chechnya, I said Cenya!

StalinIsMaiWaifu , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Kenya still British colony confirmed

Randyy ,
@Randyy@lemmy.world avatar

So because it’s still a British colony it means it not a country in Africa ? 🤨🧐

StalinIsMaiWaifu ,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

There is no sovereign country…

From the OP, emphasis mine

Syrc , in How fleeting are human passions

Okay, but someone has to give context on the quote, I definitely wouldn’t see that coming reading the synopsis of the book

butter , in "AI going to take our jobs"

Exactly as right as half of Americans

db2 ,

Which state is Africa in again? 🤡

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

Redwood City, California.

TimeNaan , in Be a gentleman

Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?

Vampiric_Luma ,
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

You don’t carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?

But what if a marine biologist shows up???

CarbonatedPastaSauce , (edited )

That’s completely ridiculous.

I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.

Which is good because I’ve never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.

InfiniWheel ,

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Like free cigs apparently

3TH4Li4 ,
@3TH4Li4@feddit.ch avatar

Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

They exist. I was married to one.

edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn’t.

quicksand ,

Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first

Lt_Worf OP ,

You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.

JoCrichton , in Third time..

I don’t get it

Spudwart ,

American = Burger Lover

Also it kinda sounds like burger king

JoCrichton ,

Ahh thanks I didn’t make the connection between burger and Bürger.

Little8Lost ,

Thank you for answering this question for me too

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