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clumsyninza , in Fun fact: With the help of a printer, you can put a picture on paper

I’m not risking it.

CitizenKong , in The what now?

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

dipshit , in The what now?

Tag yourself! I am dillsack.

VikingHippie ,

Scungle reporting for duty 🫡

frippa ,
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(the nutte sac) 😀🖐️

GreenMario , in The what now?

That’s some Dr. Seuss shit.

One fish two fish

Red fish Dongfish

crunchycircuit ,
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Dongfish lover, or Childish Gambino? 🤔

Ser_Salty , in Fear the meat

Finding a skeleton under your patio is scary. Now imagine finding the rest of the human without the skeleton.

DarkWasp , in Just putting that out there...
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What is this from, SNL?

dingus182 OP ,
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“The Bear” - Hulu

ivanafterall ,
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Watch this show, people.

UlfKirsten ,

Why? (I mean I’m not opposed to it, but any reasons?

ivanafterall ,
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If you are any level of "foodie" or enjoy cooking, it's a no-brainer. A dramedy based around a high-level chef and his various experiences in restaurants of varying levels (I'm trying not to spoil anything, so not the best description). The writing is very good--the characters feel like people, and every character gets meaningful development. As a result, when things go wrong, the show can be more stressful than anything on TV ever (looking at you, "Fishes"). But despite that, in both seasons, but particularly in Season 2, they go really hard on the positivity. It sounds corny, but they knock it out of the park. You feel like you're cheering for your buddies. I found the whole thing so refreshing.

Finally, if that doesn't sell you, it's got a 99% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

UlfKirsten ,

That seems remarkably interesting. Thanks for your recommendation. I will check it out. But maybe only when the series wraps up. I still have ptsd from got (shit ending), mindhunter (no ending) etc

ivanafterall ,
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I don't blame you. I gave up on GOT after one of the unnecessarily added rape scenes. It all felt so lazy and gross. I was also disappointed Mindhunter ended.

If it helps at all, both seasons stand on their own pretty well. Though I'd admittedly be heartbroken if they left it where it stands, it wouldn't really diminish what they've done so far, in my opinion.

robocall , in Just putting that out there...
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Have you tried pansexuality?

dingus182 OP ,
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Meh. Pretty good with women.

rivr ,
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Ya heard that teflon pans can be dangerous if damaged?

Stamets , in Just putting that out there...
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Well I am. Deliver unto me cock

dingus182 OP ,
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Sweet. I hope you get your PhD

andyiscoming , in The what now?

The lesser known method of making a Plumbus

egeres ,
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I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd

MrJameGumb , in The what now?
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Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

ShadedCosmos ,
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Noooooooo

rockerface ,

Reality is often disappointing

VikingHippie ,

That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

Klear ,

Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

VikingHippie ,

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

CaptainFlintlockFinn ,

Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

ivanafterall ,
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It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

NotNKVD ,
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FlyingSquid ,
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Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

hypnotoad , in The what now?

Those are all perfectly cromulent words

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

dutchkimble ,

Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

Fosheze ,

FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

hypnotoad ,

Much appreciated

sharkfucker420 , in Fear the meat

The Magnus archives

Rheios , in Fear the meat
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Marrow isn’t really meat. Its more like complex fat.

Savvy95 , in We're monsters

It reminds me of that old joke of the 2 scientists studying a fly.

Scientist 1: Fly, fly! Scientist 2: When fly has two wings fly flies 2 feet.

Scientist 1: pulls off one wing and says Fly, Fly! Scientist 2: When fly has 1 wing, fly flies 1 foot

Scientist 1: pulls off the other wing and says, Fly, fly!. Nothing happens Scientist 1 Fly, Fly! Nothing happens Scientist 1 showing frustration> FLY! FLY! Scientist 2: When fly has no wings, fly becomes deaf.

Bad-dum!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I like this. First time hearing it.

RootKit ,

That’s good, 'cause the fly can’t.

JoJoGAH , in gotdamn

Very same here. I delivered pizza in Atlanta in 1988 and shared a two bedroom on Piedmont park for a total of 550.00 month. I was so worried about making it too lol. Now as a person 30 years in my field and making fair money , I am paycheck to paycheck with little ability to save. To be fair, I’ve started over a couple of times , divorce etc. Starting over is expensive and takes a long leveling off but this economy is adding a lot of time on it.

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