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Asymptote , 11 months ago in don't be shy, speak your mind

At any given time:

The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.

pikasaurX4 , 11 months ago in Already planning for how to survive in jail

One time I got trapped in a store because the door was behind the counter where the register was and a guy was sitting there the whole time. I decided not to buy anything, but I looked around for a while so I felt like he might question me. So I just kept pretending to look around which made it even more awkward to leave empty handed.

I think I decided not to buy anything after 20 minutes but spent a whole hour in there trying to figure out how to leave

Amir , 11 months ago

Legend says he’s still stuck in that store to this day

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ , 11 months ago

Man I’ve done this before but maybe spent 15 minutes and that felt like an hour. A whole hour must have felt like a whole day.

My problem is that I AM buying something but I stand there analyzing all the options just walk out with 1 thing. As I’m checking out I start to wonder if anybody realized that I’ve just spent 15 minutes standing at one shelf to end up buying 1 bottle of infant cough syrup.

Jikal , 11 months ago in don't be shy, speak your mind

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

ekZepp , 11 months ago in Fear the meat

Can i suggest you “this gem” from the analog horror series “Vita Carnis - Living Meat Research Documentary”?

More info on this post

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Klaymore , 11 months ago in Watch Out For Hurricane Hilary!

we’re reaching shit-post levels I never thought imaginable

Moshpirit , 11 months ago in Fear the meat

Actually is dairy what is scary (for real)

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Moshpirit , 11 months ago

Good bot

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe , 11 months ago in goblinpost

Mad bomber is a mood

howsetheraven , 11 months ago

This is actually his cousin, Madder Bomber. Fuck Blizzard for cursing me with that knowledge.

The_Picard_Maneuver , 11 months ago in goblinpost

Please let goblinposting be the next Lemmy trend.

Dagwood222 , 11 months ago in Fear the meat

They’re Made Out of Meat’ by Terry Bisson.

users.manchester.edu/…/Bisson, MadeOfMeat.pdf

Short read, and well worth the time.

ickplant OP , 11 months ago

This was fantastic!

Dagwood222 , 11 months ago

I see several other versions in the thread. Emjoy!

atlasraven31 , 11 months ago in Watch Out For Hurricane Hilary!

I laughed but then I remembered this is the high-water mark for conservative memes.

affiliate , 11 months ago in don't be shy, speak your mind

shower because it reminds me of being in the shower

STUPIDVIPGUY , 11 months ago in unspeakable

you know you could afford way more nice stuff like avocados and macadamia nuts and fresh veggies if you cut down on drug spending

khannie , 11 months ago in Already planning for how to survive in jail

Walking through customs at the airport

menemen , 11 months ago

Much more understandable though. Even without anything to declare, the “please come here” can mean that you’ll lose the next 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger, while you are probably already kinda stressed from the travel.

VikingHippie , 11 months ago

20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger

Some people pay good money for that, you know!

TokenBoomer , 11 months ago in Watch Out For Hurricane Hilary!

That’s good stuff. Maybe this time she’ll campaign in swing states.

kworpy , 11 months ago in don't be shy, speak your mind

Mist, for all occasions