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psmgx , in Nihilist would give him one star

Handjob afterwards

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

PhobosAnomaly ,

something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs

TachyonTele ,

Meh that’s an old fake story.

The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.

Grimy ,

Worth it

TachyonTele ,

Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip

Omniraptor ,

yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as “local sexpot” in the obituary.

dharmacurious ,

Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

SkyezOpen ,

He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.

youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8

TachyonTele ,

Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.

I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.

dudinax ,

Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman’s ashes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

PhobosAnomaly ,

yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.

Slovene ,

Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE

Etterra , in the new shit

This fucking planet…

Kolanaki , in Reject reality
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“Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!” - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

sxan , in Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

“Monopoly” as “one of [the] world’s greatest games.” That’s enough right there to tell you that civilization jumped the shark decades ago.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I thought it couldn’t get lower than Curb Your Enthusiasm Monopoly.

Yes, it’s real. They found a way to take everything good and funny out of that show and squeeze it out and put the rest down as a board game.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2aea36f8-103e-440b-bd6b-6cacdaea66d0.png

Gustephan , in Reject reality

This is where most of my passwords come from

bestagon , in Reject reality

Thirty thieves and the thunder chief

Prethoryn , in Reject reality
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Going to ruin one for you guys.

One Republic’s Too Late to Apologize.

I used to think they said “it’s too late for Papa Johns.” I have told my friends and family and they can’t hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.

TheImpressiveX , in Reject reality
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

“No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman…”

Etterra , in Nihilist would give him one star

Hi, nihilist here, and I would have probably left instructions to give him five stars if he was cool about it. I mean I’m not going to recommend a jerk even if I’m already dead.

NegativeInf ,

Here Lies Etterra,

His doctor was a jerk. Do not recommend.

John_McMurray , in Get in the Hilux

Money is not finite. Quit acting like it is gold bullion. It’s not. Whatever amount someone aquires has zero effect on your pile. This argument reeks of grade 2 math.

Track_Shovel OP ,
MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

And people say memeing is not an artform

the_beber , in Nihilist would give him one star

There‘s an intrinsic bias to never (or rarely) give the maximum or minimum on a rating scale. source

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I don’t bother writing a review unless it’s a one or five star. Maybe a particularly offensive two star

flames5123 ,

But really! In Japan, most people do 3 stars for great service. Most good businesses have 2.5-3.5 stars.

lugal , in Nihilist would give him one star

“The hotel was perfect but the weather was bad.” 3/5

motor_spirit ,

that’s the essence of many reviews unfortunately ha

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Sometimes for gits and shiggles, I’ll check the one star reviews for things I know are going to trip inexperienced people up.

Like… It’s basically the “substituted flour with powdered eggplant and milk with tobacco sauce, 1/10 tasted horrible but I followed the recipe exactly” meme

Especially anything with DIY properties. “doesn’t work, connected to the battery and it immediately blew up” when it’s clear from the picture they hooked a 48v battery into a 12v speed controller. Or cut some wires they weren’t supposed to. Or reversed polarity of an important component. Or…

And rather than admit they fucked it up, they give bad reviews.

I particularly like when the listing is clearly for something that requires assembly, and bad reviews complain it came “in pieces”. READ, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

And if you see a bunch of bad grammar, and inconsistent specs in a listing… Maybe don’t put too much faith in the $5 item that would cost $100 if you bought it from a licensed and certified source with quality assurance…

hungryphrog ,

What meme? I can’t find anything because it just keeps showing me eggplant recipes.

Kusimulkku ,

The meme is people replacing ingredients with others and complaining when it doesn’t work

www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

brbposting ,

Why do they use [FedEx/UPS/USPS]?! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] can never find my house! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] is the WORST shipping service of all of them! Product is amazing though.

-three separate one-star reviews

lugal ,

POV: 3 separate 1-star reviews are as good as one 3-star review

dudinax ,

It’s probably great, but UPS lost it. 1/5. Would be 0/5 if I could give 0.

saltesc ,

Just arrived today and looks great but haven’t had a chance to try it yet. 5/5

DaedalousIlios , in Get in the Hilux
@DaedalousIlios@pawb.social avatar

Forget not working. It’s not even that I want to not work. I just want to not struggle to survive. I don’t want to have to work a gruelling 40 hours every goddamn week. I want to have the time to pursue other means of work, to contribute to society as a whole, not just to one, single company! Yeah, being able to have more time off would be great, but I don’t want to not work, I want to be able to contribute in my own ways too. And I can’t do that when I’m working 40 hours and still living fucking paycheck to paycheck.

drunkpostdisaster , in Never give up

The last few years had made me lose all respect for debates as a field of study. Remembering shit like logos and pathos and all that nonsense for nothing.

Mio , in Get in the Hilux

Is there any reason why they should keep more money than they ever can spend?

And at what cost to the climate/resources did they get this rich? Compare that to what they have done for the climate/resource.

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