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TokenBoomer , in Get in the Hilux

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/141a01bd-8b85-4975-9588-2c0f6eca4eef.jpeg

/s

ummthatguy , in Rate my setup
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The bird:

https://media.tenor.com/a3ceJktTf8AAAAAC/ignore-me-the-venture-bros.gif

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Rate my setup

That’s a fucking sexy turkey.

Track_Shovel OP ,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/65cbc0a5-6df2-4310-ac84-2b5269f41a69.jpeg

Toes , (edited ) in Rate my setup

(⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Edit: (⁠ヘ⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

menixator , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

needs more jpeg

Annoyed_Crabby , in Nihilist would give him one star

Have to do it again but this time do it under an hour.

fl42v ,

Beating good old amputation speedrun with 300% mortality?

Siethron , in Reject reality

I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”

Etterra , in Dad?

It depends on whether or not he also had an empty milk bottle.

Kolanaki , in the new shit
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Where’s the moonbun?

marito , in Nihilist would give him one star

I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

TurboHarbinger ,

2/5 passenger didn’t listen to me talk about <insert topic I know nothing about>

rockhstrongo , in Nihilist would give him one star
@rockhstrongo@lemmy.world avatar

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

ByteOnBikes , in Reject reality

Literally this post.

lemmy.world/post/17492502

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/2c717b53-cc66-4fc7-bda3-405cf9e90bd7.webp

BeMoreCareful ,

That’s wildly disturbing.

Like way more than it makes sense for it to be.

Kolanaki , in Get in the Hilux
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I don’t mind working when it’s either something I enjoy doing and would do without it being a job, or if I can see it tangibly improving something or someone by providing something other people (or myself) need.

If all I see is the boss getting richer while I am doing something I literally would only do because I am being paid to do it, fuck that job.

Kolanaki , in Nihilist would give him one star
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Dr. Lewis saved my life!” One star, because they wanted to die

psmgx , in Nihilist would give him one star

Handjob afterwards

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

PhobosAnomaly ,

something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs

TachyonTele ,

Meh that’s an old fake story.

The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.

Grimy ,

Worth it

TachyonTele ,

Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip

Omniraptor ,

yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as “local sexpot” in the obituary.

dharmacurious ,

Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

SkyezOpen ,

He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.

youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8

TachyonTele ,

Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.

I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.

dudinax ,

Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman’s ashes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

PhobosAnomaly ,

yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.

Slovene ,

Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE

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