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Viking_Hippie , in Frick!

Thanks for reminding me that I have garlic bread!

balderdash9 , in Space Alert

[clever comment that makes you laugh]

Octopus1348 ,
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[Follow-up joke]

Excrubulent , in Space Alert
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I found it at the end of that big red arrow. Turns out it wasn’t a useless red arrow after all.

Atelopus-zeteki ,
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Excrubulent ,
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Thanks, hopefully they can get this message now.

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

It's not much, but...

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.

hedgehogging_the_bed ,

Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.

Aurenkin , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Don’t get off the carousel until you make your drop

AirDevil , in Space Alert

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Stamets has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Find it, we will try

PythagreousTitties , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...

Have these even ever exploded because of a smoke break?

tacosanonymous ,

A leak could certainly create a fire. An explosion isn’t impossible.

PythagreousTitties , (edited )

could.
But has it?

Feel free to provide any instances of it happening.

Frittiert , in Growing Old

I still feel addressed when there’s something about “young people”. At 34.

toofpic ,

39 here, same shit. I’ll roll right into the “how do you do, fellow kids” meme

Domille ,
  1. Same lol.
MelodiousFunk ,

Doesn’t help that the media has been infantilizing millennials for 20 years.

zout ,

48 here. Had a minor heart attack earlier this year, so sometimes I'm starting to feel old.

ReedReads ,

What is a “minor” heart attack?

BenchpressMuyDebil ,

When your hear hurts a bit for 2 seconds and you’ve accepted that your time has come

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
@send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world avatar

Angina Pectoris

zout ,

A heart attack where you have almost zero loss of heart funtion afterwards. Also, no loss of consciousness, just feeling really bad for an hour.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
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Heart attack < 18yo

FlyingSquid ,
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You’re one year older than me and we’re the two oldest people here so far, which makes me feel super old.

I hope the minor heart attack is the only one you ever have to suffer through.

Fun thing about being this old: I thought I was turning 48 until my wife told me I was turning 47 a few days before my birthday.

zout ,

Fun fact about being 48; I'm turning 50 next year, which sounds a lot. But I only feel old-ish when mentioning my age.

user224 ,

Still applicable. I think.

aeki ,

Wait, I’m not “young people”? (37)

AI_toothbrush ,

I think under 35 is kinda young. Maybe a few hundred years ago you would have counted as old but nowadays with modern healthcare people live much longer and healthier.

SubArcticTundra , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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I bet this is what the royal family use

RaoulDook , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Perfection

Taleya , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me

thenextguy , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

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The_Eminent_Bon , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Feeling fancy?

Viking_Hippie , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART

@SatansMaggotyCumFart your time to shine! Or ooze, I guess 🤷

wabafee , in Goober
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Model employee right there 👍

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Sure, boss

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