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someguy3 , in OK yes I'm dumb so what

You know that’s interesting turn of phrase that doesn’t make much sense.

BoxerDevil , in Society

Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this

prettydarknwild , in Society
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no homo before bed and you’re good to go

this_1_is_mine , in Wanted a never foregtti spaghetti

Says fried chicken. Is obviously a burger…

InEnduringGrowStrong , in Meatspin
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My old school “upgraded” it when we left… by asphalting around it.

psycho_driver ,

If you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you’d be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.

GrundlButter ,

If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?

jubilationtcornpone ,

Knees are overrated.

GooberEar , in Meatspin

Don’t swing on that one, Matt threw up on it.

AreaKode , in Meatspin

I only think of one thing when I see “Meatspin”. And I don’t want to search for it… But it gets You Spin Me Round stuck in my head…

NegativeInf ,

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

DontMakeMoreBabies , (edited )

That was my spray in TF 2 for a while. Had to pay it forward, right?

Good times.

EldritchFeminity ,

Like a record, baby.

TriflingToad , in Salmon

I’m sure this is really funny but… what?

kugiyasan , (edited )

Maybe i missed something with the curing, but I think that the whole joke is that smoked salmon is good, and I can get behind that food take 😋

Davel23 , in Meatspin

My school had one of those. One day we got the idea to tie one of the kids to it around his waist and make him run around to spin it. I still remember our teacher asking "where's Willy?" once recess was over, then looking out the window to see him desperately trying to untie himself.

somethingsnappy ,

There are 3 nearby, including one at a super crowded park. I think one is getting torn out though.

psycho_driver , in Meatspin

Uncle Dave out there spinning the yeet machine up to 11.

comrade19 , in Meatspin

Have you seen the videos using motorbike wheels to spin these things up?

RisingSwell ,

Whistlindiesel on YouTube put a jet engine on one

dumbass , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out
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Mayo doesn’t melt subway foot long’s!

Toes , in Meatspin

This was the best one.

Broken bones was just an indication that you gotta get good.

rockerface , in Perfection

His less known older brother is Moe McBurney, the serial arsonist

thefartographer ,

less known older brother

Hence the old adage “Less is Moe and more is Les”

disguy_ovahea ,

I hear his brother Dick got chlamydia again.

HeyJoe ,

Season 2 introduced antagonist. Because he is too important to waste on the intro to everyone’s life history, season 1.

mctoasterson , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

I pitched commemorative 9/11 Jenga (comes with 2 block towers) and people didn’t like that idea either.

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