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cley_faye , in Society

Hey, I’ve seen this manga.

cyborganism , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

Fuuuuuucking hell…

son_named_bort , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

Should’ve used Jared

idegenszavak ,

I was thinking “is this the pedo guy?” so i guess it’s not

Ioughttamow ,

The joke is too old for him

sasquash , in pisspost

I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway…

hOrni ,

That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.

CheeryLBottom , in Hitchcock didn't make Birdemic. This whole sign is invalid.

The magpies in my yard like to congregate and the juveniles like to play on our lawn chairs and have conversations between themselves

Sanctus , in pisspost
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Saves water, unironically. But now you’re touchin’ wrists with everyone’s dicks.

baggins ,

Even better their underball taint sweat

yamanii , in Sorrows you could not comprehend
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It was so over when I had to google Kangaskhan.

meliante , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

I’ll allow it.

Mainly because not American, it’s been 20 years and biggest atrocities have happened and are happening around the world so, yeah. Jokes are funny.

SomeonePrime , (edited ) in OK yes I'm dumb so what

I played a one-shot of Call of Cthulhu where the DM had you roll an intelligence check if you saw a horror. If you rolled over your intelligence, you had no idea what you were looking at and were unaffected. If you rolled under your intelligence, you knew exactly what you were looking at and had to roll against your sanity to see if it drove you insane.

In other words, you could have no idea what you’re looking at, know what you’re looking at but handle it, or know what you’re looking at and not like it!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I like your DM

hOrni , in pisspost

The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

UnrepententProcrastinator , in Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

Where’s Sadam?

Persen , (edited ) in The best part is the name

BTW, this is the original

HatchetHaro , in Society
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machoke made me a furry, no lie.

Siethron ,

but it’s not…

you know what, nevermind.

raoul , in pisspost
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But…you need to lower the overflow hole 😨

sirico ,
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Add more for target practise

BoxOfFeet , in Society

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