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ivanafterall , in The more you know
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A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping “honking out a dirt snake” and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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My current favorite is

Time to blow up the clown.

BilboBargains , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.

twinnie , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.

ajoebyanyothername ,

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

wreckedcarzz ,
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And the smell. And the potential liquid.

jballs ,
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Yeah, sharts aren’t exactly known for being a solid log.

Blackmist ,

Nobody shits themselves with a solid.

Clbull , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

I’m autistic and I’ve never heard the term ‘aneurotypical’ before…

theoretiker ,

Neurotypical exists. Neurodivergent is the more “leftist” or scientific term for what they mean.

ulterno ,
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Guess “divergent” is to edgy for today’s people.

vithigar ,

Or they just don’t want to be reminded of a terrible movie.

ZILtoid1991 , (edited )

Neurodivergent/atypical/aneurotypical are more broad terms, and cover things like ADHD, bipolar, DID, etc.

EDIT: Heat exhausted me, and couldn’t think well…

areyouevenreal , (edited )

Neurotypical means literally none of those things, it’s the exact opposite. I think you mean neurodivergent or neuroatypical. Aneurotypical is basically a misspelling of the latter.

areyouevenreal ,

They mean neuroatypical, which is the same as neurodivergent. Just decided to spell it weirdly for some reason.

theneverfox , in Oil
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Wait, our hat has oil? Eagle screech intensifies

Killer57 ,
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ramjambamalam ,

No cutting in line!

Puerto Rico, to Alberta

Bertuccio ,

It’s better for making asphalt than gasoline and the US just buys it from Canada anyway.

Lime66 , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?

Eccitaze , (edited )
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Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?

Amir , (edited )
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Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants

cheddar ,
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I always put down my pants when I fart.

DJDarren ,

Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Same for shitting/pissing.

Wirlocke , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

This is the Overton Window, the window of acceptable topics for public discourse, and it’s unrelated to testosterone (I know, surprising /s).

A misaligned Overton Window (like a slow response to an impending disaster) is hard to counteract because the experts dealing with the topic may lose their credibility by trying to push against the window.

But I have heard the theory that the evolutionary reason for autism may be to counteract this effect. A small amount of genuine vocal concern could encourage others to speak out and break the tension surrounding the topic.

This vocal concern is not however gonna come from the evershifting lies of the X and 4chan echo chambers.

VerticaGG ,

Yes, which is where Gay Furry Hackers on Estradiol come in.

Allero , (edited ) in Happy Labor Day

Unpopular opinion: the cost of keeping people up there is astronomically (pun intended) high, so it’s only natural that they are expected to work way, way more than us here on the ground.

We may take a vacation and it’s alright. They take a day off and burn hundreds of thousands of dollars as they do so. Their rest is paid by insane amounts of primarily taxpayer dollars. Their schedule must be packed, and only the individuals capable of sustaining such workloads in space conditions should go there in the first place.

After that, indeed, they deserve a very long vacation to restore.

RangerJosie ,

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  • Allero ,

    Putting [redacted] over slurs doesn’t make you any less rude. Just sayin’.

    Astronauts have access to a team of psychologists and other medical professionals that do ring alarm if the mental or physical state of the crew isn’t compatible with quality work or is damaging to a person. But again, we can’t expect them to work 9 to 5 up there, and only select few that are most stress-tolerant are ever even suggested to go to space. This is not an easy position, and everyone is aware of that long in advance. They know what they are going for, and it’s not that they go there because they have no alternative. Many also have military background and are trained to remain attentive and productive under any circumstances.

    RangerJosie ,

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  • Allero , (edited )

    Ew then.

    As a mod in one of the places, I wouldn’t make much of a difference. The point is to keep it civil, not to avoid the emergence of “bad words” per se.

    Before Reddit exodus, Lemmy has primarily been a place of politeness and mutual respect. Sad to see that stuff coming up again in this once pristine place.

    There is really no need in such language, especially if your goal is to convey your point and make your opponent consider it, instead of virtue signalling and hostility. It’s no Xitter 'round here, and rageposting is not incentivised.

    lowleveldata , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

    Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?

    justme ,

    That is the entire second row about

    Venat0r ,

    It’s off the charts.

    FozzyOsbourne ,

    This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts

    Sparky ,
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    What like brushing your teeth or showering?

    LouNeko , (edited ) in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

    Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

    Agent641 OP ,

    MEDIC!

    Brahvim ,
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    ZE MEDIC IS HIYAAR!

    BigDanishGuy ,

    Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

    Kusimulkku , in Watching ml and world argue in every thread be like.

    I enjoy it too but not for political reasons but just for the sake of drama

    stoicmaverick , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

    Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

    jballs ,
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    Then add cumming

    scytale ,

    If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

    wabafee ,
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    Core memory

    Blackmist ,

    But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.

    Blackout , (edited ) in Wise words
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    When she's done with him the crowd rushes the stage to feast on his remains.
    Oh great Taylor-sama! You have provided for us again, Lord of the tweens!

    lemonmelon ,

    Remains? Goddamn, how hard do you think she punches?

    Nasan ,

    Enough to be covered in entrails, providing a nice segue to an encore performance of Shake It Off.

    JovialMicrobial , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

    I guess they forgot that people like Martin Luther King Jr. got shot and killed for speaking out against these so called “high T, alpha males.”

    Being proud of using intimidation tactics is fucking weird and pathetic. Blaming it on garbage pseudo science lowers the bar into degeneracy. THEN turning it into victim blaming…“you’re too weak to have anything worthwhile to contribute” is just… wow.

    Evolutionary psychology was an interesting hypothesis, but it will never recover from these dipshits utilizing it as the loudest dog whistle in history…used to justify sexism and bigotry. I wish they’d all get in elons rocket and be the first people to land on the sun.

    intensely_human ,

    Powerful does not mean the same thing as “high T alpha male”.

    Studies show that higher testosterone is associated with increased desire for fair competition and fair outcomes.

    Anyone who puts a bullet into someone who challenges them is not a high status male. Power is not the same thing as status here.

    JovialMicrobial , (edited )

    What an interesting part of my comment to nitpick.

    Either you have an issue with the terminology…in which case take the terminology issues to Elon. I sure as fuck didn’t invent the terms.

    Or you buy into whatever garbage comes out his mouth. In which case don’t talk to me.

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