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xelar , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Have you heard about sharks in european lakes?

captain_aggravated , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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BallShapedMan , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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Andorra has been up to something…

Anyolduser , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

That’s Grenyarnia, the country that only rich people know about.

d2k1 ,

And here I’ve been vacationing in Svenborgia, like a peasant!

Ydna , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

South Hexagon

TrickDacy , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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Is there any point being made here by pretending it’s clever to have made a fake map to use for AMERICA BaD purposes? I don’t get the joke

genfood OP ,
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You have to be American, it’s not fake map it shows a real country in Europa.

Btw. I mean Europe the continent not Europe the country.

TrickDacy ,
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You’re not convincing me a shit post is right but actual maps aren’t. Hilarious tho

finickydesert , in Ballaholic I'm guessing
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His balls apparently

wreckedcarzz ,
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Don’t tell him they are made of meat, though

jaybone ,

Aren’t we all made of meat?

wreckedcarzz ,
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Oh no

cRazi_man , (edited ) in Ballaholic I'm guessing

She isn’t going to order her own meatballs and is going to pick off his plate. He wanted to make sure he got to eat his fill before sharing.

NeatNit ,

That’s a good theory.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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I’ve literally done exactly this

wreckedcarzz ,
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Found the meatballs guy

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke

jballs ,
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Yeah, don’t want to be loading up on soda calories when there’s meatballs to be eaten!

BeigeAgenda ,
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Joey doesn’t share food!

ouRKaoS ,

He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.

He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.

So wholesome!

Droggelbecher ,

What happened to communicating with your partner

Crashumbc ,

This is non verbal communication.

FlyingSquid ,
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You’re not married, are you? Eating something off your plate is communication.

Droggelbecher ,

6 yr relationship, never planned to marry, in case it matters. The lack of communication I was talking about was him eating ahead of time in secret rather than telling his wife that sharing would mean that they’d need more food in order for him to have enough.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

I mean the guy could have legitimately told her about the meatballs, yet thought it was funny to say he would “try” them knowing the waiter knew full well they already had them twice.

Queue them laughing on the way home and her finding it to be a cute quirk that he likes to confuse waiters with such.

BetaBlake , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.

cordlesslamp ,

I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.

gazby ,

Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭

Randelung ,

It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes

Brutticus ,

Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!

ch00f ,

Famous for their pears

Brutticus ,

The princess is Mia Thermopolis

ZeroCool , in Ballaholic I'm guessing

WHAT WAS HE HIDING

That he wanted six extra meatballs?

jaybone ,

Maybe it’s a trick question.

Like maybe he was hiding a corpse in the trunk of his car, which he murdered by slitting their throat with Occam’s razor.

aaaaace , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.

BetaBlake , in Ballaholic I'm guessing

His heart disease

lefixxx , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

That’s megandorra. Andorrassive?

AA5B , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.

This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”

Rolando ,

It’s a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald’s there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.

prime_number_314159 ,

McDonald’s at sea is just as good (if not better) than land McDonald’s.

norimee ,

Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dfbed09b-2c88-4aee-a5b4-146e8a79310a.jpeg

Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.

A_cook_not_a_chef ,

Easy, Andorra. Do Europeans not play with Seterra?

tjsauce ,

I only know of Andorra from The Cloak

troyunrau ,
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It’s only a country in the vaguist sense. It’s a historical artifact. Charlemagne’s last gasp. It’s beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.

It’s such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.

norimee ,

You might want to note, that I didn’t ask for a country. You added this all in your head so you can geo-splain it to us.

troyunrau ,
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Meow

Modern_medicine_isnt ,

Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes… Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.

VindictiveJudge ,
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I primarily remember Lichtenstein because of A Knight’s Tale.

norimee ,

Lichtenstein is between Switzerland and Austria. And there is also San Marino surrounded by Italy.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f0ecf2d5-9a3d-4649-ab23-6a7190f9cc1c.jpeg

Andorra is actually quite big compared to the other European microstates.

BakerBagel ,

What’s funny is you didn’t even list the circled micro state

Soulg ,

The first sentence was him saying he didn’t know it

AFC1886VCC , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.

Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.

skulblaka ,
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That’s the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren’t going to stay where they’re at. France needs to look out.

Archer ,
Kusimulkku ,

Makes me think of The Fractured Europe series

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