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The_Eminent_Bon , in House ghost

And they say climate change is not real smh

yemmly , in … da fuck?

It’s a festivus for the rest of us!

Raxiel , in fr🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮nch

Frenchies probably chopped the head off some of BKs family.

Supervriendje , in sixty and ninety are often confused due to their similarity. If you mean both of them, then simply say 'sinety'!

I would just say 150 if I meant both…

swnt OP ,
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I don’t mean 60+90 but instead “60 or 90, both goes”

Fades , in The news did it first

This had to have been made by a child, absolutely not the same

Emotep , in sixty and ninety are often confused due to their similarity. If you mean both of them, then simply say 'sinety'!

Shit quality post… Perfect!

Rally , in Oh, look! A new video game...

Oh no! Watch out for the Madden curse!

Squibbles , in Fuck those guys anyways...

Surreal to see the Gastown steam clock in a meme

eager_eagle , in We can all be time bending wizards
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I bought the microwave I did because it has a mute feature.

I honestly don’t know why microwaves need to beep, I don’t miss it at all.

dragonflyteaparty ,

Ours has a function where you press and hold one of the numbers and it turns off the beeps. Not sure what it is anymore, but most people should be able to look it up and find one for their microwave.

eager_eagle , (edited )
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yes, same thing. It doesn’t work on all ovens though, that’s why I chose one that advertised this as a feature instead of a pro-mw-user ultra-secret cheat code

chiliedogg ,

Ours is the worst. It beeps again like every 10 seconds.

eager_eagle , in House ghost
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imagine if that’s a ghost of someone who died of hypothermia

sirtwinklebottom , in Here you go, Class
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Brilliant. Drowning in nostalgia.

bob_wiley , in Milk
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Someone ordering oat milk is surprised by the number of milk options?

viking ,
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Not everyone busy it as a milk substitute. I buy it because it tastes nice, and don’t bother with alternatives.

TheRealKuni ,

Yup, I keep a carton of oatmilk in the fridge for coffee (and occasionally to drink on its own, but it’s full fat so it’s rather caloric), and a carton of good ol’ cows milk as well. I don’t need it as a milk substitute, I just like it!

Sneptaur OP ,
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The entire text conversation is fake 😱

rob_t_firefly , in Hot tub
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Dashcon 2 looks lit.

dylanTheDeveloper , in Peaches
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ShitOnABrick ,
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MOCKY

RememberTheApollo_ , in “Asmr”

we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

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