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Saganaki , in chees

Eating that cost me 3 kidney stones, but it was worth it.

milicent_bystandr , in chees

With threads using activitypub, it is becoming fetarated.

ivanafterall , in Pantries
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Now there’s a man who knows how to start a conversation.

jawa21 , (edited ) in Pantries
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Ok, hear me out. That shit would be painful as fuck because it would soak up every ounce of moisture. I’ve had sand in there, and that really sucks, but I can’t imagine the rice getting in there. I’d likely scream by the end of the day.

Mr_Blott ,

It would take ages to cook too

jawa21 ,
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🤮

pancakes ,
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It might ferment before cooking, producing sake under the right conditions.

Mr_Blott ,

If she’d just had sex it’d be fuck sake

EvilBit ,

“Why did you just put rice in your underwear, babe?”

“Oh, for fuck sake.”

bruhduh , in chees
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Aight, who’ll make meme with jeans made of feta

cmder , in Le cancer

It says la cigarette cause le cancer.

voracitude , in literally nobody:

Sometimes, a shitpost is so shit but also so very post that I get trapped in a whirlpool of knowing it should be upvoted, but not wanting to. Congratulations?

RockaiE ,

They really need to allow us to vote both up and down simultaneously for this reason.

skulblaka ,
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I award you a ¯_(ツ)_/¯

dumbass OP ,
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jaybone ,

Much post. Such shit.

superkret , in Le cancer

It says “Smoking is good for the British”.

Aggravationstation ,

Directly yes but the meaning of that sentence is more akin to “I’m just going to bend over and take it” because that’s what every French person is actually trying to say constantly.

FlorianSimon ,

😮

ILikeBoobies ,

American tier banter

innermeerkat ,

One of us, one of us

Pumafred9 , in Le cancer

It says it will change your star sign bro.

bruhduh ,
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Give me tarot prognosis bro

Pumafred9 ,

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf04f566-9648-4761-852a-d398e907ef31.jpeg

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

bruhduh ,
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kjaeselrek ,

Aw man, I hate working in the front end :(

No_Eponym , in I prefer shamdiarrheoa
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Seagulls seagulls everywhere.

Leaving presents in my hair.

It gives my scalp a glossy feel.

Who needs shampoo when you can have…

REAL?

🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

GeneralEmergency , in Le cancer

Le grille? What the hell is that.

wolfeh ,
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I was waiting for this comment. 😁

occultist8128 , in literally nobody:
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c/dankmemes

Iheartcheese , in Le cancer
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THAT’S A BIG ASS CIGARETTE

tourist ,
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Where do I buy ass cigarettes

cicadagen ,

Probably from Big

Iheartcheese ,
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If true.

Iheartcheese ,
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masterofn001 ,

I see you’ve never been to jail.

Psythik ,

How can you tell without perspective?

downpunxx , in Le cancer

"chapeau means hat, oeuf means egg, those french have a different word for everything" ~ steve martin

Dirk , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.
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SzethFriendOfNimi ,
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