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ryan213 , in Kant stop me
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I still Kant believe “The Good Place” ended. 😭

bennypr0fane , in Wendy's

Who is the verified Wendy’s, and who allowed them to speak?

Technus , in Caterpillar the Elder

Ffs, are the Danish getting uppity again? It’s been a quiet few hundred years

AsudoxDev , in Disney knew
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Is the joke supposed to be about mickey spreading an asshole for that silver mickey part to go inside of it?

rand_alpha19 ,

No, it's a reference to Goatse, a NSFW shock meme from the early- to mid-2000s. Don't Google it unless you want to see a very wide, spread open anus.

AsudoxDev ,
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I am not really interested in anuses, but I searched for it anyway.

modifier ,

Care to share your impressions?

Pilferjinx ,

I’d give it a perfect 5/7

AsudoxDev ,
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My first impression was “what the fuck”. Then some questions arose, like how much it would hurt to spread someone’s asshole like that.

tektite ,

Mickse.cx

CobblerScholar , in Wendy's

Nah just busy making the gravedigging Mr Krabs meme reality again

GooberEar , in Wendy's

Where’s the memes?

halcyoncmdr , in Wendy's
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A perfect example of why correlation does not mean causation.

TriflingToad ,

A perfect example of why correlation means causation.

Maultasche , in Kant stop me

!ich_iel is leaking

TankovayaDiviziya , in Average game chat censorship

The Hay’s code is coming back in the 21st century.

sirico ,
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Real Og’s time their kisses

No_Eponym , in In theaters Now
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Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD

https://c.tenor.com/NXCsEVxD1XIAAAAC/tenor.gif

Onyx_0r_Nyx , in Average game chat censorship

I just made this account cuase My school account wouldnt work so I now have my own account, thus us vy far the best thing ive seen in a while

gerbler , in Average game chat censorship

Two best examples were:

  • Total War censoring the username Nasser to N***er
  • Gamefreak banning their own Pokemon (Cofagrigus) from online play unless you renamed it first.
StinkyRedMan ,

Dark souls censoring knight with k***ht

DrSteveBrule ,

Elden Ring censors the word finger

ulterno ,
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How about “finga”?

Iheartcheese ,
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My favorite is GTAO having a language filter thats impossible to turn off. The NPC’s will literally yell fuck you when you drive by them but YOU cant say fuck.

Jeanschyso ,

Eden ring censored “Knight” to “K***ht” iirc

ramenshaman , in Stupid ass star

It’s not really even that big of a star.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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If you can’t eat it in one bite, its too big

chiliedogg ,

Stars that small are much scarier monsters.

crusty ,

You take a bite, but disappear

ivanafterall ,
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I always heard that anything more than a handful is a waste.

FlyingSquid ,
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Dozzi92 ,
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It’s the Goldilocks of atars, just right.

Kolanaki , in In theaters Now
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Pigs… In… Spaaaaaaace!

shalafi , in Stupid ass star

I’ve given up. Wake up to rain, maybe stay home Saturday afternoon? Afternoon storms forecasted, skip the camp visit? Nah. I’m going anyway, been burned too many times. Worst I can do is strap on the rain gear and walk around, or futz in the tent or shed until the inevitable solar breakthrough.

meep_launcher ,

Honestly, that’s the way to do it. Just dress right, but push through. It doesn’t matter if it’s cloudy, rainy, snowing, hailing- you RUN. You know you can’t stop. You have to find a way out. You pull out your phone to turn on the flashlight, but just as you get the flash to turn on, the At&t logo came up and your phone died. But in the flash you could swear you saw a barn in the distance, or at least something metallic. You keep moving towards it until you hear a car pull up. You didn’t realize there was a road so close by, but as the headlights scan across the trees, you see what you thought was a Barn.

The cold lifeless eyes of Sam gazed past you as you are forced to see what remained of him. He had bled out from the throat, and it was clear that an animal didn’t do this because the cut was clean and the knife used was pinning him into the tree. You shriek as the your friend who you knew since a child lay before you, but immediately find cover when you hear the car door slam shut. The light from the headlights stayed on as blades of light streamed past you into the forest beyond. You could hide in the shadows, but you don’t know if they saw you, so you decided to stay put while you hear footsteps stumble through the forest. The leaves are crunching around, but not in any particular direction so you might have a chance. You press yourself closely to the tree when you hear the footsteps stop. Any hope you had of hiding was done and you knew it. It’s time. Run.

You bolt out from the tree and run to the car that was still running. You hear an animalistic roar come from the thing that found you. You had a head start, and you are making the most of it. “Push push push” you tell yourself. You were a runner since a child and this is what you prepared for. You sprint to the car to find it’s a 1990s Ford pickup truck. There’s rust on the hood but the door is open. You get inside and close the door. The keys were left in the ignition so you slam reverse, turn around, and speed down the road.

You are driving as fast as you can as you hear the gravel popping and flying as you go. You look down at the fuel gauge and see that you are almost empty. You panic. Where are you going? You don’t know, you just know you are going AWAY. Your heart suddenly lifts as you see a freeway sign ahead. You head for it, when suddenly the rear window smashes open. In your panic you hit the gas more, but the road curved. You swerve to catch the turn but you over steer. You slam on the break but it’s too late. You see a tree flash in your headlights just as you smashed into it. Your head hits the steering wheel and you blackout for a moment, coming back dazed and confused, but you feel a hand at your throat. He had played the long game. He set the trap, and you took the bait. He waited for you every step of the way, and even when you pulled off the impossible, he still had you. Through the mashed window, the bloodied hand pulls you back out into the darkness. You finally get a good look. You heard the stories but you never wanted to believe them, but here he was, flesh and blood taking you to your death. Here he was.

Shia LaBeouf.

So basically you get to choose the kind of day you have, no matter the weather.

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