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riodoro1 , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?

thesohoriots ,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

cheddar ,
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We post greentexts and laugh, he posts this and says “interesting observation”.

Anyolduser , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

unexposedhazard ,

I mean its an interesting subject so why not? The whole “what would the tribe think” thing is definitely real. But where they went wrong is thinking that this is a bad thing. Its literally the only reason humanity has survived so long. Without some sort of consensus there is no cooperation and no tribe.

The issue of “bruteforceability” stems from the fact that too many people are terminally online. In fact Musk is the prime example of someone that has fallen victim to this.

Anyolduser ,

Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

unexposedhazard ,

Guess you will have to bear the pain of people being allowed to comment whatever they want. I hope you survive.

Anyolduser ,

That’s a funny way to spell “watch dipshits take a joke seriously”.

unexposedhazard ,

Unless the post is fake, there hasnt actually been any joke made at all… Its just a screenshot of (one of?) the richest people on earth agreeing with brainrot.

Rolando ,

I’m just waiting to see what everyone else says before deciding what to think.

unexposedhazard ,

Woman or low-T man spotted :o (excuse the trans exclusion for the sake of the joke)

Funny shit tho. Shitposters really dont like when people shitpost under their posts.

krashmo ,

No, no, you’re not supposed to post under the shitpost. Or was it post shit under the shitpost… Maybe it was shit on the porch? Shit, I don’t know. This is too complicated for my low-T brain to handle

idiomaddict ,

Trans women are women and trans men have high T, it’s not necessarily transphobic, just ten other kinds of bigotry

basketugly ,

Good for you to admit that it is true.

crawancon ,

interesting observation

Chev , in Those poor plants

Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.

MadBigote ,

But it tastes better

BruceTwarzen ,

Then raise a cow and kill it.

BigDanishGuy ,

Can’t, don’t really have the space for it, but you want to see my chickens and my ducks? Heck, you can have a picture of my dog, but I ain’t eating that.

postmateDumbass ,

So the choice is meat or division of labor?

chetradley ,

I’m afraid I’m going to need a better argument than “I support killing animals because it makes me feel good.”

peopleproblems , in Maybe this is better for everyone

Isn’t it a rule if they stop acting superior they lose their vegan card and superpowers?

Quik , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

This is not real, right? RIGHT?

can , (edited )

I have some bad yet unsurprising news.

Edit: screenshot for anyone who doesn’t have an alt front-end set up.

polygon6121 ,

Wtf

Diplomjodler3 ,

He always finds new depths to sink to.

DocMcStuffin ,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

Just like the OceanGate Titan.

someguy3 ,

For anyone that doesn’t want to give more to xitter, musk did indeed xerox it.

can ,

I checked on Sqawker but it does unfortunately still require an account. I had a dead one from an old project though so it works for me.

NutWrench , in Ballaholic I'm guessing
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“WHAT WAS HE HIDING?”

Well, meatballs, obviously.

MystikIncarnate ,

Six of them.

AngryCommieKender ,

He knew his wife “wasn’t gonna be hungry,” and would “share,” his meatballs. The man just needed to get full first, so he wasn’t starving after.

Huschke , in You almost had it! You almost had it!

I just tried it out with chat gpt and after me trying to explain the error, the responses got really condescending until I had an idea. I told it to covert the m’s to uppercase and try again.

You should definitely try it out yourself. It was a wild ride.

werefreeatlast OP ,
AsudoxDev ,
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Notice the 2 asterisks

Routhinator , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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TIL France and Spain have a taint.

don , in rizztastic

🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

NoForwardslashS , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he’s believing something he saw on 4chan.

scytale ,

He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

He claims he’s autistic and has a breeding fetish so doubtless he thinks he’s twice as capable of sorting out truthiness.

brbposting ,
jawa21 , in Be it ever so humble…
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There’s still a sit down pizza hut near me. Salad bar and everything!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Holy shit, what magical land do you live in?

That said, I bet the pizza still sucks.

I miss Noble Roman’s. Real sit-down Noble Roman’s, not the thing they have in gas stations now. It started in Bloomington, Indiana where I grew up, so their flagship store was pretty awesome. It had a window where kids could watch them make the pizza- they did the whole ‘toss the dough in the air’ thing every time- and they had a projector that showed old silent movies and cartoons. Plus, the pizza was really good.

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Im in northwest GA. Yeah the pizza is OK at best, and the odds are high that everything on the salad bar has been there for 2 days.

Here’s a list. Also. I don’t think it is comprehensive, because I don’t think the one near me is technically a “Pizza Hut Classic”.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so hard to find a good salad bar these days. Especially after COVID.

We’ve also lost things like Indian and Thai lunch buffets.

It sucks for people who don’t eat meat considering those offered a lot of options.

vga , in Ballaholic I'm guessing

WHAT WAS HE HIDING?

The reason for his obesity?

Noodle07 , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

It’s where the sea people come from

Bassman1805 , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

“Pele who can’t defend themselves physically”

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he’d get his ass kicked?

OhNoMoreLemmy ,

I’m still hoping this happens and leads to a WWE style outcome.

Elon has a heart attack on the ring and falls on top of Zuck pinning and smothering him. Zuck is forced to tap and Elon is stretchered out the ring

jaybone ,

I think his mom told him not to.

rockerface ,

I find it unlikely he’d listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord

finestnothing , (edited ) in rizztastic

Because I love ruining days, everything starting at “this task will be graded” was written by someone else. It looks official because the person’s handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they’re different styles

Edit: I am apparently very wrong, but in my defense, I am very dumb.

dreugeworst ,

looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.

Davel23 ,

I think any change in style can be explained by the change in angle that the writer needed to adjust to as they moved down the board.

lauha ,

You will not be hired as a forensics investigator, lol

Rolando ,

The change in style is because the teacher was in “getting hip with the kids” mode.

ivanafterall ,
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The “R” in “Read” and the “R” in “Remember” are identical, for example. The squiggly “d” in “Today’s” and later in “skibidi” and “and” are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.

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