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assassinatedbyCIA , in Shrooms.

Ridiculous leg strength to hold that position

Kolanaki ,
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Ridiculous force of shitting to give lift.

popekingjoe , in A horse walks into a trial
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THERE’S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE COURTROOM, AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN! LEAST OF ALL THE HORSE!

rem26_art , in Mand got big hands!
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i could go for a car sized burger right now

SpaceNoodle ,

I could go for a burger-sized car

rockerface ,

mmm, crunchy

Jimbo ,
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I could always go for a car sized burger

Thcdenton , in I'm so sorry
BakerBagel , in Shrooms.

I get the shits every time i do mushrooms. Nothing pleasant about tripping dick in the toilet during intermission at a Grouplove concert

Thcdenton , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

How anyone has trouble finding it in the age of the internet is beyond me

DragonTypeWyvern ,

One of my moments of youthful enlightenment was realizing the joke isn’t about it being hard to find, it’s that some men don’t look at all.

Thcdenton ,
filcuk ,

Forget the Internet, just communicate lol

kofe ,

Speaking as someone who’s Christian fundamentalist parents did not ensure a proper education about this, whose community enforced it, it takes time to figure out, even with the Internet. I was sexually active years before I ever orgasmed, and even after that, the shame for enjoying sex at all was still engrained. I was aware of my anatomy, but with limited, supervised access to the Internet until 18, it set me up to be metaphorically fucked in my ability to communicate about it. But hey, I’m in my 30s and survived.

filcuk ,

I didn’t consider that at all.
Glad you’ve managed to work things out in the end.

wreckedcarzz ,
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searches the internet ‘how do you communicate’

LodeMike , in I'm so sorry

I like how all the Kamalas are slightly noticably different.

Etterra ,

That’s because it’s an AI nightmare. AI is great at making clones.

Tja ,

What?!? You are telling me that 5 Kamala and trump didn’t meet in the middle of the campaign to recreate a porn meme? Noooo…

JovialMicrobial ,

This is a porn meme? I must be out of the loop on that one. I thought it was referencing a Hanes commercial or something. Look at those shirts!

Tja ,

The original is 5 black guys in underwear and a small blonde chick on the sofa. I always assumed is a porn reference, but maybe they end up going shoe shopping…

VonReposti ,
moistclump , in New rule

I don’t trust the dead either.

ignotum ,

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

moistclump ,

Hail Odin

BreadOven , in Mand got big hands!

Could we get some more pixels?

AlexDrago ,

3 take it or leave it

BreadOven ,

Hmmm. Fine. I’ll take it.

a_wild_mimic_appears , in I'm so sorry

Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.

stebo02 ,
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what’s the JD couch meme about? i keep seeing it but I missed what it originated from

meliaesc ,
stebo02 ,
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ty!

Kabaka ,
pingveno ,

This truly is the strangest timeline, where Serious Journalists write about rumors of JD Vance having sex with a couch.

ILikeBoobies ,

He’s a bottom

werefreeatlast ,

JD is a bottom.

MeDuViNoX , in I'm so sorry
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Etterra , in YouTube Survey

What, no child abuse? If my mother didn’t drunkenly scream at me for profit, then she really missed out on her big chance to cash in on being a horrible person.

Nuke_the_whales , in I'm so sorry

Ai is good with Trump but it never gets Kamala’s face right

netvor ,
@netvor@lemmy.world avatar

Is it AI though? I thought AI’s are blocked from using celebrity faces.

I assumed someone made it with AI using unspecified faces and then photoshopped in the real ones.

lime ,

never heard that before. one can easily train their own model on just a single celeb’s face (since there are usually so many pictures of a given celeb) and use that on their own machine.

Evotech ,

The commercial online ones tend to be, but you can easily find a trump/Kamala Lora online and generated it locally

Evotech ,

It’s hardly good. I mean I can tell it’s supposed to be him, but it looks nothing like him

sharkfucker420 , in New rule
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Me when I’m a paleontologist

Tja , in A horse walks into a trial

And says: hey, this is not a bar! Where did you bring me??

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