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itsgroundhogdayagain , in Old school shitposting

…and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!

uis , in Olympic casual GigaChad

Even Texans fear him

uis , in Olympic casual GigaChad
Nfamwap ,

My experience from visiting Turkey is that they love cats. People even leave food and water out for the strays.

this_1_is_mine ,

Well feed.cats hunt for fun. Hungry kitty hunts generally only enough to eat.

Sternburgexport ,

He attacc He protecc

But most importantly, he passed the vibe checc

HubertManne , in Every August

So the opposite. Super desperate for her not to leave me alone in the cold and dark.

franklin ,
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my typically cold province has been prone to 40°c thanks to climate change.

Summer can get fucked.

HubertManne ,

but the sun. the sun... I can't wake up in darkness. im like the walking dead.

slurpeesoforion , in Vacation Bible School

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

nebulaone , in Chat, am I cooked?
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, that shit fire. I mean, diese Scheisse ist Feuer.

solsangraal , in Old school shitposting

public unisex bathroom: “our butts have touched <3”

thesporkeffect , in Old school shitposting

Here I sit, all broken-hearted

nilaus ,

Thought I’d shit, but only farted

dafungusamongus ,
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Tried to shit, but only farted

Num10ck , in Old school shitposting

i used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i’d throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i’d giggle for decades about it.

HEXN3T , in Twitter
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It literally isn’t Twitter anymore. Twitter and X are very different things. We shouldn’t even be pretending that they’re related.

Randomgal , in Why do we put up with this crap?

Because what are you gonna do? Take a boat to cross the Atlantic? Like you’re some puritan running from Anglicanism?

Nurgus ,

Like you’re some Greta Thumberg trying to make a valid point.

AFreeLarryHoover , in Old school shitposting
@AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world avatar

Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.

Pantsofmagic ,

And that mobius strip style “S” thing

GBU_28 ,

It’s called the cool S. Be respectful

MTK , in New tech discovered

It’s called HAI “Human Artificial Intelligence”

the_toast_is_gone , in Living in interesting times

You think you do, but you don’t.

kandoh , in Why do we put up with this crap?

My father’s generation thought planes would just get faster and faster and by now we’d be able to fly from NYC to Tokyo in 40 minutes

Nurgus ,

Concorde wasn’t far off that sort of speed. But it was too expensive. Such speeds will probably return in some form one day.

rezifon , (edited )

Concorde wasn’t far off that sort of speed. . .

The concorde took 180 minutes (3 hours) to travel from New York to London (3,000 nautical miles).

Ignoring range limits, a trip from New York to Tokyo (5,861 nautical miles) at that speed would take 351 minutes (5.8 hours).

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