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Iron_Lynx , in Stretching

I’m pretty sure the fanart of that exists somewhere. Rules 34 and 35, y’know.

WalrusDragonOnABike , in Every August

That’s my mood no later than May 1st.

ReeSilva , in Olympic casual GigaChad
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I know a professional assassin when I see one

ReeSilva , in My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?
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Smoke him/her

riodoro1 , in Every August

Why is everyone hating on summer? Im so happy now, when I think that in a couple of months days are gonna be 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp and cold I want to stop time.

Kusimulkku ,

Some see how happy people around them and feel worse

TrousersMcPants ,

Nah, I hate summer because I despise the heat and humidity and it makes me very irritable and tired.

Kusimulkku ,

You might not be part of the “some” I mentioned

solsangraal ,

i feel like all the “i want summer” people are worse about this during winter than the “i want winter back” people are during summer.

Kusimulkku ,

That’s why we “enjoy all seasons” people are superior

solsangraal ,

summer’s my least favorite because i hate heat, humidity, bugs, and tourists.

Assman ,
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Two days ago it was 100° and 100% humidity. Get the me the fuck outta here.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

Because its really hot and humid here and summer either have frequent thunderstorms and flooding or droughts while winter storms tend to be much more mild. Winter is like 65-80F here during the day.

lili_thana ,

In six months I’m gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.

riodoro1 ,

The cold kills much quicker than the sun.

Killer57 ,

Honestly, I see that as a win

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

I can always put on warmer clothes if the weather is cold. Summer on the other hand, I can only take off so much without scaring children and getting arrested.
As for shorter days, the night time is the right time.

cheddar ,
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If only +10kg of clothes could bring out the sun, stop endless winds, make icy roads safe for walking (let alone running), and make the person wearing extra clothes really comfortable.

slackassassin ,

Seasonally affected gang. Cold bones gang.

altima_neo ,
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I crave the rain and overcast days

The heat is miserable.

Spring is where it’s at tho, for warm weather.

ThunderclapSasquatch , in Texts from Dad

MUSTA-KRAKISH

sem ,

AWAKEN

OR3X , in Every August

In my little slice of hell summer means it’s low to mid 90’s everyday with 60%+ humidity and it rains every fucking afternoon. You can’t go outside for more than 5mins without sweating profusely. It’s kinda ass.

Beardsley ,

Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

werefreeatlast , in Olympic casual GigaChad

I heard the US lost. They should have sent cops. Then just paint a black man as the target 🎯. 19 shots hit, and only needed one for gold.

SkyezOpen ,

19 hits but 200 bullets fired.

Dnb ,

Many in the crowd hit, they had to redirect fire to the target

Juice ,

Tbf there were people in the audience holding water bottles which could be thrown as a deadly weapon – how do you know those bottles aren’t full of kerosene – and also filming the officer which can lead to the officer’s family being threatened by doxxing. The only people allowed to threaten the officer’s family with violence is the officer

iAvicenna ,
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and some acorns

uis ,

Plastic cups. But that’s for russian cops.

Katana314 ,

They can’t, there are acorns in France

Sabata11792 ,

The best shooters in the US don’t typically make it out of high school.

uis ,

Well, they make it IN high school

Buddahriffic ,

Unless they arrive a little late save, upon hearing the sound of gunfire coming from within the stadium, barricade themselves outside and wait for the shooters to run out of bullets or targets.

Evil_Shrubbery , in Youtube ads attacking different today..

Holy step sisters

voldage , in Olympic casual GigaChad

He looks like he commented to someone doing this sport professionally that it look easy and now, with a bit of disdain and irritation, he had to show them what he meant by that

big_slap , in Every August

fall is, and forever will be, the best season.

DxK OP ,

Fall = time to shift into soup mode. So I agree, it’s the best.

altima_neo ,
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Pumpkin spice season

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Mid to late Fall. The start of Fall is just a tease. You know there will be at least one more week of summer weather sneaking back in.

mysticpickle , in Olympic casual GigaChad

His hand is in his pocket to stabilize the swing from his massive dong 🍆

Snowclone ,

Opps, my huge gun was off target due to my magnum dong.

ceenote , in Old school shitposting

I heard it as

“In days of old,

When knights were bold

And condoms weren’t invented,

They put their socks upon their cocks

And babies were prevented.”

peopleproblems , in Every August

I didn’t get a sunburn this year.

I do wonder how close to heat stroke I got at some points.

drasglaf , in Youtube ads attacking different today..
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invidious.perennialte.ch/watch?v=hDnmx-b3ji8

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