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AFC1886VCC , in Texts from Dad

Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don’t be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.

Mrkawfee , in Wholesome Godzilla

Godzilla doesn’t give a shit about you. Get off your extremely high Godzilla shaped horse.

cheddar ,
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Haters don’t sleep I see.

Mrkawfee ,

King Kong appreciation society

nifty , in Olympic casual GigaChad
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This is the type of character you see in an anime and you scoff as unrealistic. I stand corrected

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Heh. You made me use ten percent of my power, pretty good.

MacNCheezus , in Living in interesting times
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psycho_driver , in Wholesome Godzilla

You know how you can tell that Godzilla believes in you? He hasn’t stomped or chomped you yet.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Word

iamericandre , in and I says "What's with the liquid metal face?"

Cmon Tony, our kids go to school together

norimee , in My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?

Feed her. She probably has the munchies.

LaunchesKayaks , in "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"
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My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.

Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.

Dude lives a shit existence lol

FlyingSquid , in Stretching
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To the person who flagged this NSFW because of the language, you probably will not last long on Lemmy if “clit” and “dick” (misspelled) are too not safe for where you work.

Katana314 ,

If we can’t say dick it makes it hard to discuss my favorite detective in the Ace Attorney series.

FlyingSquid ,
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NSFW since 1948:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37323e92-257d-4890-ab10-4834d1f06098.png

And I’m sorry the shortened form of a medical term for a part of the human anatomy is too harsh a thing for certain sensitive eyes.

CaptainKickass ,

What medical term is that?

FlyingSquid ,
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Seriously?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris (Now that link is NSFW.)

RubyRhod ,

Holy hell that’s a good looking vagina.

CaptainKickass ,

Thought you were defending the other word used

Try saying both of those words to a coworker or customer and let me know how SFW the meme is

FlyingSquid ,
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Try not looking at shitposts if your coworkers and customers can’t handle scary words considering the community is called Lemmy SHITpost.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Doing the Lord’s work Squidward

AbsoluteChicagoDog , in Stretching

Does she gain more nerve endings from stretching her clit or once it hits football size does it feel no different than a finger?

areyouevenreal ,

Anatomically the external part of the clit is the same structure as the dick in a male. So I am guessing that making it penis sized would result in the same sensitivity as a regular male penis.

TexMexBazooka , in My last meme 😞

Did I miss something?

heartbreaker OP , (edited )

Isreal assassinated a military commander of Hezbollah in Beirut, and the top leader of Hamas inside Iran. Now both Israel and Iran are basically acknowledging that they are going to war, just waiting for when.

Oh yeah, and the Iraqi popular front has released a statement to attack all US bases in Syria and Iraq. oh yeah, and kurdi US proxies in Syria have released a bunch of ISIS fighters as tensions between Kurdish forces and Turkey increase.

I think we are at the point of no return.

Wilzax , in Olympic casual GigaChad

Both eyes open can be better for your aim if you can resolve both images of the sights and place the target exactly between the images. Takes practice but seems to have a higher skill ceiling

Bertuccio ,

i.servimg.com/u/f41/19/88/36/99/img_0927.jpg

That’s why these exist.

Darn it. Can you not hotlink images in Lemmy?

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

You can. Most instances run image hosting too.


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International Standard Shooting Goggles Patch Eye Mask Archery Target Aid

Bertuccio ,

Oh, do you need the “!” in front of the link? I tried something like that at first and it showed nothing

Psythik ,

Next time you can just upload the image and it will embed it in your comment.

FWIW your link worked just fine. Also disallowing hotlinking is the decision of the web server hosting the image, not Lemmy.

Mrkawfee , in Maybe it’ll be fine?

Every day I’m fuckening.

aeronmelon , in Youtube ads attacking different today..

Sacrifice to come to church that you will be blessed we know that at church

!aneurysmposting

dudinax , in "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.

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