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hypnotoad , in The what now?

Those are all perfectly cromulent words

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

dutchkimble ,

Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

Fosheze ,

FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

hypnotoad ,

Much appreciated

rab , in gotdamn
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m top 5 percent of earners in my city but I can’t take out a mortgage on a 1 bedroom apartment built in 1971

Fuck Canada I can’t wait till someone nukes this place

Oderus ,

Fuck Canada I can’t wait till someone nukes this place

A tad extreme no? Jesus.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Only thing that will make housing cheaper is that or an earthquake lol. It was a joke, by the way

vaultdweller013 ,

Earthquakes wont do shit. Source I am Californian.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

If anything I can imagine earthquakes make it worse. I assume they’d Shock Doctrine all of that newly cleared space and build condos that they sell for ten times as much as whatever stood there before… But I don’t know, I’m not a seismologist.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Here in BC we are waiting for “the big one”

It will definitely help. Lol

AlternActive ,

And yet you have it so easy compared to most of us. Canada for me would be a blessing compared to my current country.

But hey, atleast the weather is great and alcohol is cheap.

4 bedroom houses are going for 1+ million lol

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Apartments in Canada are almost 1 million in certain cities

AlternActive ,

Same here (Madeira Island, Portugal), however medium wages would be under 1000/month.

Trippin , in We lack.

Holy moly, this is one from the stone age.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Still funny though.

dipshit , in The what now?

Tag yourself! I am dillsack.

VikingHippie ,

Scungle reporting for duty 🫡

frippa ,
@frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

(the nutte sac) 😀🖐️

Brickhead92 , in The what now?

Holy crap I’m getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes

youtu.be/8d0N0jA0tus

PipedLinkBot ,

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VikingHippie , in Fear the meat

Makes the Arby’s slogan sound somewhat sinister…

WE HAVE THE MEATS

clumsyninza , in Fun fact: With the help of a printer, you can put a picture on paper

I’m not risking it.

Lord_McAlister , in Fear the meat

The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.

clumsyninza ,

What do you mean?

dan1101 , in Blue or red door?

Red door, I can’t say how much better I would do things if I did them again. But 10 mil can make things much better right now.

Venat0r ,

Just look up some stocks to buy on the day of your first mistake and have however much money you feel like is a good amount.

Longpork_afficianado ,

Better yet, buy a huge amount of bitcoin and dump it at the height of the 2018 surge. Stocks implies you have a reasonable amount of money to start with, but bitcoin was worth pennies at the beginning.

Venat0r ,

I was just thinking stocks so you can get the money prior to 2018

derf82 , in When you hear someone pronounce GIF as 'JIF

The guy that invented the GIF said it is pronounced Jif. And of course that is a common pronunciation for “gi” words, like gin, giraffe, ginger, giant, ginseng, and so on.

And before you say “but the g stands for graphics” tell me about what the p in MPEG stands for.

Decimit ,

Gig Git Girl Gibbon Gift Gill Giddy Gigahertz Gimmick Gizzard

Xirup ,
@Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yiff😳

derf82 ,

And none of that changes the “ji” is a common pronunciation of gi. Sure, go is the hard g, but y’all act like gif is the only word with the soft g.

The true stupid move is demanding that there is only one pronunciation. Like many worlds with variations, both are acceptable.

can ,

Exactly. It’s pronounced both ways

nueonetwo ,

I’m just gonna continue pronouncing it whatever way the person I’m speaking to gets annoyed by.

CarlsIII ,

Ok but like, pronouncing it like jif is dumb

derf82 ,

I think the hard g sounds harsh and I hate it.

CrypticFawn , (edited )
@CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t care what the creator says. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Seriously, he waited an awfully long time to announce how to say Gif. He clearly did it just do fuck with people. Just pronounce it however you want.

SailorMoss ,

Do I look like I know what mpeg is? I just want a video of a got dang hot dog!

CitizenKong , in The what now?

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe , in Reality for thee, not for me
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'll eat my hat after convicted and sentenced and not a second sooner.

KevonLooney ,

Don’t look at the conviction rate for federal prosecutors then. And stock up on BBQ sauce. A NY jury would convict Trump of just being fat and ugly, that’s how much everyone (including Republicans) hate him. People literally go out of their way to make their dogs pee on Trump Tower.

You will just change your mind and say “He should have gotten more time! 5 years is nothing. House arrest? His house is huge!”

For a former president, that’s the worst possible.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Maybe people in Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and Manhattan hate him, but Staten Island, Long Island, and upstate NY are Trump country

KevonLooney ,

Where do you think all the people live? It’s not Staten Island.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

TIL nobody lives on Staten Island.

Guess it’s all vampires.

Tb0n3 ,

Such a high win rate for federal prosecutions is indicative of a problem. Whether that be only taking cases which they are assured victory or winning against those who are not guilty, they’re both wrong.

kirklennon ,

The criminal justice system is intended to be biased in favor of the defendants as innocent until proven guilty. Consequently, if everything were working perfectly, I'd expect prosecutors to only charge people if they were extremely confident that they could prove the person's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Taking cases without solid evidence and regularly losing at trial would be indicative of a major problem.

Tb0n3 ,
kirklennon ,

If prosecutors lost more cases, that would mean they were being even more aggressive in over-prosecuting flimsy cases.

VikingHippie ,

Especially when you dig a little deeper and look into socio-economic and racial ratios of both prosecutions in general and convictions.

It’s a system by and for the rich and powerful, designed to protect people exactly like Trump while criminalizing poverty and melanin.

bassomitron ,

Republican voters absolutely still love him. Just look at early polling for the GOP primaries, he’s still leading by a huge landslide in the majority of states: nytimes.com/…/2024-poll-nyt-siena-trump-republica…

Is it depressing as hell that so many people are still obsessed with this corrupt, shitty buffoon? Definitely. But I keep seeing more and more comments on here acting like Trump is irrelevant and his base is virtually non-existent when that’s just not true (which is ironic, given how one of the main criticisms against Trump and his ilk is their detachment from reality).

VikingHippie ,

conviction rate for federal prosecutors

The thing is that they, like state and local prosecutors, prosecute poor people who can’t afford effective representation tens if not hundreds of times as often.

If you isolate their stats with regards to rich and/or powerful defendants like the Mango Mussolini, suddenly they don’t convict at anywhere near that rate.

The difference is so immense that even an obviously guilty oaf with incompetent and unhinged lawyers like him is more likely than not to win or at the very least delay until his own death at his country club home.

Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis ,

Oh so you “isolated the stats” then.

Great, share them!

VikingHippie ,

Even though it doesn’t seem like you’re gonna argue in good faith, here’s a review of a book about it.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'll sit on the laurel of all the presidents who have been convicted of their crimes so far.

KevonLooney ,

While you’re looking at them, compare their average approval ratings. Trump has the lowest of them all, having never broken 50% approval.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'm sure that will really hamper him in the popularity contest portion of the trial but he will pick those back up in the swimsuit contest.

sundrei ,
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I get what you’re saying, but yuck

redballooon ,

But it’s certainly nice to see that the path towards that situation is still open.

Steeve ,

I’m eat my hat either way because I have a problem

Lord_ToRA ,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

What’s your favorite flavor?

shadearg ,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

My scrilla on MacKenzie Tartan Tammy.

robocall , in Just putting that out there...
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried pansexuality?

dingus182 OP ,
@dingus182@endlesstalk.org avatar

Meh. Pretty good with women.

rivr ,
@rivr@lemmy.world avatar

Ya heard that teflon pans can be dangerous if damaged?

Siegfried , in Fun fact: With the help of a printer, you can put a picture on paper

Well done OP, well done

clutchmatic ,

I am impressed

Spudwart , in People right now to LMG...

The tragedy of every YouTube channel

They either fade into obscurity or blow up in a disasterous blaze of drama and controversy.

How hard is it to just not be an asshole?

PilferJynx Bot ,

Have you met people? It just takes one toxic person to plummet the morale and forever change the social environment. It takes a willingness from all members to foster a healthy community. It’s fragile and takes effort.

original_ish_name ,

You joined 2 months ago, this is your first comment, and you say you’re a bot account?

PilferJynx Bot ,

Huh, it’s my alternate to my .world account.

original_ish_name ,

Sorry for the accusations. Why is your account marked as a bot?

PilferJynx Bot ,

I honestly have no idea. I didn’t even know until you mentioned it.

suckaduck ,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

Whoaa this one appears sentient

Rentlar ,

It’s a lemmynsfw account, so I’m fairly confident they would be engaged in other “activity” than commenting when using that account. Unlikely to be a bot.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

The damn truth.

We can still wait and see if they get better or worse.

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/248bacc9-0283-49bc-843d-f96946433a1e.webp

phoneymouse ,

And in the explosion, new YouTuber starlets are born as they comment on the drama and call out the megastar’s wrongdoing. It’s the ciiiircle of YouTube.

SomeBoyo ,

At least they didn’t go the pedo route

Buddahriffic ,

You never know where this is going to end up.

Maybe the next headline will be “State of Georgia indicts Linus Sebastian for his role in Trump election fraud.”

Or maybe Obi Wan will show up to see if we know where he is and inform us that Linus killed the younglings.

Or maybe it will turn out that Linus never existed in the first place and LMG has just been a series of deepfakes created by Steve from GN but he’s tired of it and this is how he’s winding it down.

SomeBoyo ,

My god

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

How hard is it to just not be an asshole?

For humans? Impossible.

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