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SharkEatingBreakfast , in ong why did no one tell me about this šŸ˜¤
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If your club has a secret code that Iā€™m already supposed to know, I donā€™t want to be a member.

Bruhh , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Met people that say these ā€œwokeā€ companies shouldnā€™t get political but they will happily buy from companies like this. Isnā€™t surprising at all.

EmptySlime ,

Of course. Itā€™s not political if itā€™s just The Way Things Should Beā„¢

  • The two Races: White and Political
  • The two Genders: Male and Political
  • The two Sexualities: Straight and Political

Their views are never ā€œpoliticalā€ because theirs is the ā€œnatural stateā€ of things. Theyā€™re on top because they deserve to be, and they deserve to be on top because they are. Itā€™s anything that deviates from that so-called natural state thatā€™s being political.

BlackRoseAmongThorns ,

Hit the nail on its head goddamn

Zink ,

Spot on. And notably if thereā€™s anything ā€œpoliticalā€ about the person, it is the first thing they mention about them in a conversation. Even if itā€™s not to say anything bad - itā€™s just how their brain works.

Asafum ,

Because they feel affronted and so this is ā€œperfectly acceptableā€ revenge/payback. They do it with everythingā€¦ Itā€™s also why theyā€™re ok with dictator Trump. When he says in plain English that he is seeking revenge they feel the same way and want the same thing because revenge implies that they were initially ā€œwronged.ā€

They always play the victim, itā€™s so absurdā€¦

People: ā€œDonā€™t be a raging racist asshole, just treat all people with respect.ā€

The right: ā€œWAHHHHH! THE LEFT ARE AUTHORITARIANS WHO HATE US!ā€

rainynight65 ,

Something that conforms to or supports my views: not political.

Something that contradicts my views: political.

adksilence , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Interesting that they target ā€œmanly, conservative menā€ā€¦ yet they look like theyā€™re made of the saem cheap, shitty plastic most other disposable/cartridge razors use. And look at the ergonomic designā€¦ dont want their manly wittle hands cramping.

Politics aside, fuck cartridge razors and fuck products designed to generate trash.

CoffeeJunkie ,

The razors are actually pretty good. Theyā€™re solidly on-par with comparable brands. All designs should be ergonomic, human friendly.

I generally agree, I love me a good DE safety razor. šŸ‘šŸ»

masterofn001 ,

Real men donā€™t need safety.

Real men use rusty discarded straight-razor blades.

VerilyFemme , in jd vance

Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there werenā€™t anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah, if he was a progressive Iā€™d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead Iā€™m ashamed because of his actions

pelotron , in when
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar

Some people donā€™t have maps

bruhduh , in Shiny and chrome
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AFC1886VCC , in jd vance

Two guys who have clearly altered their physical appearances with makeup: ā€œNOOOOOOOO MEN MUST BE MANLYā€

Shame theyā€™re fuckin hypocrites

AFC1886VCC , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

People on Facebook lap this shit up.

testfactor , in I love SVU

Why is this superimposed on a screenshot from Quest 64, lol?

PlasticExistence ,

People who played it back then are now old enough to want to take naps again?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

You must mean ā€œwhy arenā€™t more memes superimposed on Quest 64?ā€

bitjunkie , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent ā€œwhite guy in a red capā€ thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.

But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whateverā€¦these rubes eat that shit up

Angry_Autist ,

ā€œUncle Cletusā€™s 400 grit toilet paperā€

Are you tired of those ā€˜wokeā€™ and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletusā€™s proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit

Furbag , in The politics are better where it is wetter

Vote Isopod! They will consume the detritus of America and return nutrients to itā€™s soils!

FlyingSquid , in Oh jeez
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Thatā€™s one of the things I like about the movie Three Kings. They make no excuse about who invaded who and who was ripping off who.

Maven , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
Omgboom , in All junk

PSA that you will never find any hidden gems at Goodwill ever again. Goodwill started an e-commerce website and they have people in the back who sort through everything and anything of any value is sent to e-commerce and appraised and sold at auction.

So the days of going to goodwill and finding cool stuff are over, itā€™s all just dead peopleā€™s clothes now. Support your local thrift stores by going there instead

Fern ,
@Fern@lemmy.world avatar

Woah, when and how did you learn that?

Omgboom , (edited )

Related to someone who works at Goodwill, recently.

shopgoodwill.com/home

Addv4 ,

Itā€™s a lot more rare for sure. Some still do have nice stuff, but itā€™s much, much more of shitshow than it used to be. Unfortunately not many independent thrift stores around me, and the few that are generally have nice deals even less often than goodwill.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

My local thrift stores are just as shitty as Goodwill

bigkahuna1986 ,

I remember I used to see xboxes and PlayStations on the shelves frequently. In the last year Iā€™ve seen 2 wiis, 1 wii u, and 1 Xbox 360. No computers anymore. No cool software. The shelves are getting more barren.

LordKitsuna ,

80% of their employees donā€™t fucking care. So stuff still slips through

MattWalsh OP , in that's it that's the whole show
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I too have committed fraud so I could suck on some big juicy balls šŸ¤¤

takeda ,

I hope your ear is all better, Mr President.

Lost_My_Mind ,

I donā€™t. I hope itā€™s permanently disfigured. Heres my reaaoning. Trump has a mental inability to accept that heā€™s not perfect. So having this disfigured ear, for someone whos on camera so often, would drive him NUTS.

And yes, I realize heā€™s probably already gotten plastic surgury to make sure it looks like nothing happened, but I can dream of a world where a mild disfigurement keeps him up at night because heā€™s shallow.

And just to give you an idea of how things used to be, Taft finished his 45 minute speech after getting shot. THEN he figured ā€œEh, may as well go to hospital. Got nothin else planned for today.ā€

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

And just to give you an idea of how things used to be, Taft finished his 45 minute speech after getting shot. THEN he figured ā€œEh, may as well go to hospital. Got nothin else planned for today.ā€

Yep, Teddy Roosevelt did something similar. Got shot square in the chest at the beginning of his speech, determined via his hunting knowledge that if he wasnā€™t coughing blood (he wasnā€™t) then he was probably fine, bullied the Secret Service into not harming the shooter, finished his speech, then went to the hospital.

I know I would never be that much of an absolute badass, but I also know these are the sort of people that Trump is trying to compare himself to and coming up woefully short.

papalonian ,

You saw Trump get mentioned as a joke and went on a 3 paragraph rant about how you hope his ear doesnā€™t get better

Lost_My_Mind ,

Oh no! 3 WHOLE paragraphs??? How ever will I read such an unabridged novel???

Bo Burnham was right when he said:

ā€œItā€™s youtube, itā€™s what this countryā€™s been needing, an entire generation of kids who donā€™t waste their time reading!ā€

papalonian ,

It was less a remark on my inability to read a comment of that length, and more one on some peopleā€™s obsession with ranting about things at the slightest provocation

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