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trxxruraxvr , in Fishin' really clears the mind

It’s because of the smell, isn’t it?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

They feel… saturated… by it.

don ,

I can taste their stink and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected by it.

moosetwin , in Choose your fighter
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times

you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.

okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum

MrJameGumb , in Fishin' really clears the mind
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This was a very wise purchase. Now whenever anyone asks him why as a 38 year old man he lives in his mother’s basement, he can just tap the hat.

SuddenDownpour , in Before it's too late!

How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?

Diplomjodler3 , in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

That’s me every Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday…

Bahnd ,

Could never get the hang of thursdays either.

BreadOven , in Fishin' really clears the mind
ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I need:

Women Fear Me

I Don’t Fish

BreadOven ,

Nice. I kind of want the bucket hat.

thesporkeffect , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Fish hat dump below this post :::

thesporkeffect ,
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DragonTypeWyvern , in LOCK EM UP

The ACAB leaving my body when Trump actually faces consequences

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

They can be bastards and still do their job

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Also, some would want them to be their usual bastard selves to some convicted felons.

idiomaddict ,

If they did their jobs and only their jobs, way fewer people would call them bastards. They still would be, but much less so.

Duamerthrax ,

Is Trump’s spray tan enough for some cops to actually arrest him?

salvaria , in uh oh

I appreciate the corners being cut off of this meme

xkbx ,

It’s a well-rounded meme

CaptainSpaceman , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Is this the squidbillies hat?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Possibly. He wears a different one in every episode.

Norgur , in LOCK EM UP
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

nightwatch_admin ,

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

folekaule ,

And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

nightwatch_admin ,

Exactly, going out with a


<span style="color:#323232;">* B O O M *  
</span>

and no one can lay a finger on him.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

mkwt ,

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

Ilovethebomb ,

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There’d be a civil war.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

zbyte64 ,

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

MisterCrisper , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Looks like it provides full fivehead coverage.

Diplomjodler3 , in LOCK EM UP

Let’s make this the emblem of this campaign.

Zink ,

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

ivanafterall , in Jesus take the wheel
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is a roundabout? This ain’t Europe.

Banichan , in Lifetime achievement
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Would just love to see that acceptance speech.

Annoyed_Crabby ,
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