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MystikIncarnate , in National System Administrator Appreciation Day

uhh, isn’t that this friday?

en.wikipedia.org/…/System_Administrator_Appreciat…

So you’re only about 5-6 days early?

speaker_hat OP ,

I posted it earlier so you won’t have an excuse to forget about it

MystikIncarnate ,

fair enough. hopefully enough time to print out some information about it and conveniently forget to retrieve it from the printer…

speaker_hat OP ,

System administrators love printing! Especially printer driver’s testing pages

MystikIncarnate ,

As a sysadmin, I approve this message.

doppelgangmember ,

Jokes on you, ill forget by next post! Sorry admins, we luv you

doppelgangmember , in National System Administrator Appreciation Day

Like the IT Staff, it went unnoticed…

CascadianBeam , in real

This happens way more than I’d like it to. Just be mid sentence in a conversation and remember it’s all pointless and one time I said I wanted to jump the bones of my 62 year old male coworker by accident because my brain didn’t remember what that phrase means.

doppelgangmember ,

Ooof… but did u jump them bones?

doppelgangmember , in Kinda topical/tropical

My Heart Will Go On intensifies…

doppelgangmember , in It's early morning! Do you mind?

Cheers!~

Rhabuko , in *BONK*
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Maybe getting bonked is my kink? 😏

doppelgangmember ,

Boink!

CascadianBeam , in What is your name?

Who is going to be selling the pies?

SrElsewhere OP ,

I don’t know. What are they selling?

doppelgangmember , in Yum

There’s a bit inside of us all… now.

renrenPDX , in Truth.

Anything with truck nuts attached

metallic_substance ,

Hold up. Truck nuts on a Prius or PT Cruiser is fucking hilarious

dankm ,

For giggles I kinda want to put them on my minivan.

darkmugglet ,

For a minivan, hilarious.

Scew , in Me when I accidentally open a reddit link and try to unsee their content and ads before spez wins
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ublock still an mvp

Duchess , in My grandson just showed me the funniest cartoon
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i desperately want an imsorryjon community on lemmy/kbin

Lukerator ,

/c/imsorryjon

Duchess ,
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I actually found lemmit the other day and I must confess I’m subbed to loads of communities there now

thedoodlenoodle , in Yum

Forget a Rat King, that’s a Lizard King.

LemmyFeed ,

Forget the tiger king, that’s a lizard king!

Stickynote ,

But where is his Gizzard Wizard?

Aikawa , in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

There’s something funny in seeing how a girl’s toy still threatens grown-men’s boyhood beyond their 12th anniversary.

kescusay ,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

Grown? Yes. Men? Ehhh…

bouh , in :\

Well, paradise is not for everyone, so they recreated that from the model!

Ddhuud ,

We still have to realize that we also invented the “model”, before we even invented writing.

originalucifer , in But if you close your eyes,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i get it, its the X over the dead eyeballs of twitter as it is now deceased.

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