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FlyingSquid , in nice try
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I get it. I felt the same way the first time I read The Brothers Karamazov.

kitonthenet , in The Enshittifications Will Continue Until Profits Improve.

I will stop using your product

errer , in In light of recent events

“Recent events,” uh, was there a nuclear war I missed?

biblbrox ,
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gamermanh ,
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Probably talking about the multiple record-setting days we’ve had heat-wise recently

Nathandee ,

We restarted the earth… many people and things died. No laughing matter

Chev , in Liberals at it again

That’s a good post except for the political titel.

leekleak OP ,
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Poe’s law

VonReposti , in The Enshittifications Will Continue Until Profits Improve.

until profits improve

I doubt they’ll stop at that point.

Zo0 ,

“The Enshittification Will Continue while (true)” FTFY

r00ty Admin ,
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if (InitiateRevolution()) break;

lunlu , in nice try

Waldo is inside all of us. You just need to believe, inshallah.

ehyuman ,

amin

lowleveldata , in nice try

The real Waldo is all the funny characters you found when searching the background

kresten ,

The characters we’ve found along the way

ElBarto , in The Enshittifications Will Continue Until Profits Improve.

ok.

potatobro , in The Enshittifications Will Continue Until Profits Improve.

It will continue after that, capitalism being capitalism

Noughmad , in In light of recent events

Whenever I hear people saying this, I always think of that guy who put chili powder and mint into his mouth at the same time.

Yes, it sounds like it should cancel out. No, in reality it definitely doesn’t.

objectionist ,
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the world is just gonna be spicy at that point, lmao

bric ,

Now I kind of want to know what that tastes like. Like a big part of what we consider “spicy” is that it triggers the “very hot” sensors in our mouth without triggering the “warm” sensors that are usually triggered with it, so you end up with a combination that’s usually impossible. Mint+ chilli powder would be like the next level of that, triggering both hot and cold at the same time

CitizenKong ,

I mean, it does, but only for a very little while. After a few decades, the cooling effect of a nuclear winter would be gone, while global warming will only cool down naturally over thousands of years. Either way, humans would be fucked, since nuclear winter cools the Earth by up to 8 degrees - that’s an ice age. So nuclear winter would actually make things a lot worse for humanity (even ignoring radiation and destruction), since the few survivors of the global ice age would have to face global warming next.

ditherwither , in title

You fool, by uttering these words, you have depicted yourself as a soyjack.

(sorry in advance for the cringe)

A soyjack vs chad meme portraying op as a soyjack

Edit: before anyone asks, yes, i’m too lazy to open krita/gimp

programmer_belch ,
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I knew what was coming but couldn’t look away

programmer_belch , in duality of man
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Well, they have their priorities straight

LeDeuxBonsYeux , in lol

Tf is this Looks like a report from r/incel

sunbytes ,

I think the original was, but the top line is from a reposting of it, making fun of it.

They just decided to not frame it in a way you can tell.

But then this is the shitpost sub, so I guess we shouldn’t expect structure or quality lol.

21Cabbage , in Why— why is everyone looking at me

I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

Ihnivid , in nice try

[puts glasses back on, adjusts his white & red hat] I guess it’s time to head home [blends with the rush hour crowd]

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