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ArchmageAzor , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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I think its a mix of idiots everywhere, and the government secretly testing prototype aircraft. The idiots see the prototype aircraft, don’t recognize it, and immediately go “eyljuhns!”

RagingNerdoholic , in rule

Pratt Ickland agrees, this system blows.

Tetra , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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The USA is very interested in aliens*

Nacktmull ,

This is the answer, close the thread.

ArugulaZ , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Or maybe we're just really bored and stupid.

lasagna ,
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I suspect chronic boredom is widespread but almost no one realises it.

elscallr ,
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One of our chief industries is entertainment. Everyone knows it.

lasagna , (edited )
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How many people eat food because they know they need it vs because they just want it. I think chronic boredom is like that but worse and far more subtle. It amplifies a lot of our other issues, such as adhd and obesity.

And I don’t think you need to be bored to enjoy good entertainment. Not to mention the industry runs on greed mostly. It would be in their interest that people didn’t find the problem as that could lead to people finding a cure. How would e.g. Netflix keep profiting from producing such poor content? How about those who profit so much from feeding ads to our brain dead states?

JaymesRS , in rule
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Afton Uckers hates this company

sparemethewearysigh , in Dr. Kid

This is amazing

_Sprite , in 😷😷🤒
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Buddahriffic , in inshallah

I can’t tell if he has tiny shoulders or massive whatever that muscle is called between the neck and shoulder.

havokdj ,

Traps, they also extend down to about the middle of your back

AnAngryAlpaca , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

This looks more like a map of any English speaking news source I would see online. I mean I see us politics and us topics on lemmy and my local newspaper all the time, but hardly ever hear anything from far away places like Ghana, Romania, south America, middle east or south east asia unless in specifically look for it on some lesser known sites.

KevonLooney ,

The official language of Ghana is English. They have plenty of news online, you just don’t know about it.

It’s not English that aliens are attracted to, we are imagining them. UFOs appeared when humans gained the ability to fly. Their ships got faster and more maneuverable as ours did. We are literally just seeing illusions, many of which we create.

MossyFeathers ,

I’m pretty sure they polled English speakers. As someone who likes speculating about aliens, I was blown away when I discovered how common it is for people to claim to see aliens in countries like Brazil. You just don’t hear about it because most of it is in Portuguese. I wouldn’t be too surprised if most countries had similar levels of “sightings” but cultures are more geared towards people having a “huh, not my problem” kind of response, view it as some kind of religious event, or are too preoccupied with other things to notice anything strange in the sky. The result is that the map would be skewed towards countries with america-like cultures (if we assume it’s a cultural difference, then the US would appear to be the most susceptible to not only attributing unusual properties to strange sky objects, but also be the most likely to speak up about them).

dhruv , in rule

The sequel

4am , in 😷😷🤒
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psshh Olive Oyl wants her neck back

PeterPoopshit , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

The United States has a big and powerful enough military to defeat god and enough nukes to do it 8 more times, of course aliens want to investigate.

suction ,

Speculative. Why do you assume Aliens with the technology to travel this far would see nuclear weapons as a threat to them?

PetDinosaurs ,

There are presumably no physics that provide protection from extremely powerful explosions (of any kind).

Just because you can imagine some magical force field that these hypothetical aliens might possess doesn’t mean that such a thing can actually exist.

sin_free_for_00_days ,

It makes as much sense as the magical means of propulsion that would allow aliens to cross interstellar distances.

agent_flounder ,
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The crossing is easy. Voyager is crossing interstellar space. Doing it fast? No so easy.

Harrison ,

There are presumably no physics that provide protection from extremely powerful explosions.

A few hundred metres of tungsten and ablative ceramics can protect from a nuke just fine.

PetDinosaurs ,

The even harder problem that doesn’t appear to have any physics to support it is carrying around whatever structure you’re proposing and making sure that it doesn’t destroy the ship or itself while you do so.

Dark_Blade ,
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This species has presumably mastered FTL interstellar travel. They’d have solved nukes too.

suction ,

Exactly

suction ,

We don’t have to imagine force fields or any other MCU-tech, what if you had a way to disable all those weapons before they could even be launched at you? Or even in flight?

EMP exist now, and humans can shoot missiles out of the air - it’s perfectly imaginable that Aliens could think about our explosion delivery systems as being slow and vulnerable as fuck.

1984 ,
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There was lots of stories about aliens doing exactly this when I was interested in the topic a decade ago or something. I don’t know how much of that is possible to find on today’s web since it’s all censored and removed now.

Alien tech is much more advanced than what we have here. But I think it’s clear that they are not like humans in the way that they build weapons and measure their status that way. They won’t use technology against us unless they absolutely have to, in self defense.

suction ,

“Censored”? Hey try to get a life, kid. Lmao

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

The upside to that is that humans could and probably would just sneak nukes onboard their ships and set them off on the inside if they did try to invade, a tactic for which they’d have no real defense.

Any civilization that had those things, even rudimentary Trinity Test ones, are on a whole different playing field than any that came before by virtue of the nature of nukes, so it is reasonable that aliens would investigate nuclear powers first.

Vengefu1Tuna , in lmfao
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I must be old, I don’t have a clue what this means.

can ,

focus your life 💀👽

Toneswirly , in scary

It’s like sticking your finger in a hot pocket after a 1 min rest in the microwave

TheSaneWriter , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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Damn, I guess they really are going to land on the White House lawn.

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