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redditcunts , in How did crocs come back?

Comfy and I couldn’t give a shit what you think. You should smell less I don’t have the issue.

DrPop , in Clarification

All jokes a side, I don’t know if that’s right, it could be a UTI which kills cats. RIP Luna we should never have let that bitch have you.

howdy , in Posting images from my meme folder until c/lemmyshitpost gets 10000 subscribers / Day 1
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electrogamerman , in How did crocs come back?

Crocs dont make your feet smell. Bad hygiene makes your feet smell

ezmack , in Will that straighten us out?

One time I wrote a desperate email to my English teacher. Let me do some extra credit anything to not take the class again. He corrected all my spelling and grammar mistakes, attached a picture of my attendance record, and told me to go fuck myself

goodnessme , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

It does feel very fresh, indeed!

Chev , in Will that straighten us out?

Honestly that sounds cheap. The professor probably earns more per hour than that.

How much time would it probably cost him to teach the student, to get his grades straight? 10-20 hours? Double that worth his salary and maybe it will be worth for him. Lets say he would normally earn 25€/h x 10-20 x 2 = 500-1000€

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , in Will that straighten us out?

As a former professor, offer me twenty bucks and I'll laugh in your face and tell you to get the fuck out of my office. I say this as an honest educator, but the answer would probably be the same from a dishonest one.

n0m4n ,

Then, there was the Middle Eastern prince, who's father, the king, was funding chairs and paying for a major expansion of the college. We will leave it with his having a different set of relaxed rules guiding him. The king was generous when his son did well in his classes.

SrElsewhere OP ,

And what about $100?

somethingsnappy ,

They didn’t say former adjunct professor, so it might even be $200.

40hands , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

I feel like I’m back playing Ultima Online. Corp Por?

HandwovenConsensus ,

fizzle

mewpichu , in Time for bed

I’ve never felt so called out in my life

FartsWithAnAccent , in Buffalo v Jackass
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The style kinda reminds me of Bob’s Burgers

lowleveldata , in Hogwarts

Did the cat eat the bird or did the bird eat the cat? I need to know the outcome

casualhippo , in Bring on the Heat

Damn his face looks like he’s wearing a skin mask

RocksForBrains , in From the depths of the old archives

iirc family let this man’s sister bring all her friends on the family vacation and then while he was doing math homework they posed for this photo like hah dweeb

eestileib ,

Yeah what a dork not trying to nail his relatives.

Shardikprime , in Just a quick reminder

Both of them have eyes. Makes you think

stebo02 ,
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the same amount even!

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